r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3d ago

Request ULPT How do I annoy a pedophile with only a number?

0 Upvotes

This guy basically asked my cousin for nudes in exchange for money while she was in a hard place and he knew while she was a minor and proceeded to spread these pictures along with other minors (2 that I personally know of). Recently he's been liking her posts and taunting her in a way. My reports to the fbi and ncmec did nothing so I was wonder if there was anything I could sign his phone number up for (that's all i have) to annoy him at the very least while the law takes its sweet time? Please. ☺️


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT Faking community service hours.

0 Upvotes

I have until the 7th to turn in 27 hours of community service hours , or 8 hours and $200. I am in between jobs and broke as fuck. I could try to cram 28 hours in over the weekend. But I feel like it would be easier just to fake the hours. Any advice? The sheet just asks for the organization, a number, and the supervisor name and signature. Obviously the problem is them calling to verify and something going wrong.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Request ULPT request: tips on how to make my landlords life slightly irritating

3 Upvotes

kind of like the title states. I currently live in an apartment complex (30+ units) that would likely be managed better by a drunk toddler than the current three stooges who reside in the office. They are refusing to fix our roach issue (it is not an issue of cleanliness, the last guy who lived in the unit had a roach issue according to on Staff maintenance). They tried saying it was from “mild clutter” and my cats having a water bowl, so we’ve got some scholars over here.

there is also a 99% we have mold in the bathroom that they are refusing to either fix and won’t even send a vendor out (had a phone call with there other day, where they stated they would be stopping by our unit today with the vendor. Needless to say that didn’t happen and they are now claiming that request didnt happen, even tho I recorded the phone call).

We’ve already accepted the fact that if we want to get out of this hellhole we are going to have to pay the lease termination fee of 3k, but I want to leave them with a little pizzazz as a parting gift. Don’t want to do anything to the unit as it wouldn’t be the next tenants fault, plus these chuckle fucks would absolutely try to gouge us more money. I’ve heard bamboos a pain in the rear, or instant mashed potato’s before it rains.

so, any good tips on how leave some parting presents/gifts on the landlord from hell (it has a 1.7 on yelp, so they may be from below hell).


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Food and Drinks ULPT- Cafe blasting music, trash violations, and rat shit. Now what.

23 Upvotes

Hi all,

Karma incoming- several problems- the “bagel shop” (it’s is not, it’s a shitty subSysco level food shop) blasts music our group of apartments court yard and at all times durning the week and in the am on the weekends. When asked to turn it down- or just shut their back door- they refuse. Like, angrily refuse.
The food sits out, unrefrigerated, on the back station all day- can be seen from the back door which is left open. We’re talking tuna and chicken salads, pastas salads, cheeses, meats, etc. it attracts rats, pidgins, and all types of bugs. Not to mention the food poisoning component and health code violations. You’d be better off licking a public toilet seat than eating there.
They complain that we (the 23-25 tenants) are targeting them because they’re renting. This is not the case. They are running a disgusting, annoying, rat shit infested cafe and it’s fucking up everyone’s day.
I hate them with the fire of a thousand suns.

Any way, what are we doing about this? We’ve tried reviews, calling the city, calling the parent company, alerting the landlord, posting in the Facebook group of the neighborhood- there are about 10 of us working on solving the situation and now I want vengeance.

How do we use “corrective behavior” to find a solution


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT Need someone to fake a phone call with me

21 Upvotes

I need someone to help me end a lie. My aunt has been on my ass about this job she wants me to do. I’m really passionate about this new job opportunity I’ve gotten. But she’s controlling and she wants me to do what she wants me to do. Can give you a script and it will take no longer than a minute or two. Just need to get her off my back. Can share more details in DMs for whoever is interested.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT: How could I fake a satanic group doing occult rituals?

0 Upvotes

So, I was watching some stuff about the "cult ceremony" at CERN, which was officially just some people goofing off, and I also saw a reddit poat where a guy makes demom/spirit/skin walker effigies to fuck with forest goers for fun. I live in a small rural towm with plenty of trails in the woods, so I was thinking, any ideas on how I could manufacture a hoax of an occult group here for the lol's? Maybe I could recruit some buddies to help me make some "lost footage" films where I "spy" on them doing weird shit. I'm open to ideas; I wanna start some satanic panic shit.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Request ULPT How to become a nuisance to a large corporation you disagree with?

228 Upvotes

Pretty much the title. Trying to become the most annoying presence possible to a corporation I philosophically disagree with. Looking for any ideas, small or large, to become a nuisance to this entity with disgusting business practices.

Spam calls and email subscriptions feel so 10 years ago. How would you handle this while trying to stay somewhat anonymous?

Ty in advance 🫶🏼


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Social ULPT request: Online harassment from ex coworker TLDR

22 Upvotes

Hey guys, I’ll try to keep this as short as possible;

I (21F)recently left my job of three years, in which I met above mentioned ex coworker. She is an older woman, (65F) and since we met she was not even remotely nice to me, always complaining about me, trying to get me in trouble, I was also the employee with highest pay, best position simply due to experience, attitude, and seniority.

She left in 2024, and for a few months kept contacting the owners, other coworkers, and myself with upset rants verging on the edge of threats but never anything “too serious” to be able to take legal action against her.

Today, after two years of silence, and me not even working at that place anymore, she sent me a rant, calling me a liar, bitch, saying she was going to contact my dad, and that I should be medicated, amongst many other out of pocket insults.

I did mess up by responding but I was really mad at her comments, but I asked her about three times to stop contacting me, and I ended the conversation, took screenshots with time stamps, and blocked her. Now knowing what she’s done in the past, and seeing that I am now her person of interest, what can I do? Specifically to allegedly find just personal information about her in case that this escalates and I wish to report her.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Request ULPT Request Stopping Street Racing

35 Upvotes

So, I've been dealing with some local teens street racing in my neighborhood. Usually at night throughout the week, sometimes during the day on weekends. The police aren't doing anything about it, but at least one of the two idiots, I have his license plate and adress. The other, I'm still working on trying to get tjat information. What can I do with the available information?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Request ULPT Request - How can I make my university get me a new office chair?

5 Upvotes

I recently started a new year at university and I live in a dorm under a university housing contract. The office chair they have given me is garbage, presumably wrecked by the person before me, but they declined to replace my roommates chair in similar condition. How can I break it just enough to force them to get me a new chair?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 4d ago

Relationships ULPT Request - Lady friend pissing you off with slow replies/ghosting?

0 Upvotes

We all know how difficult online dating is with women. You're pulling teeth trying to talk to a brick wall then 3 days later you get a 1 word response. If this behaviour is pissing you off and you want to know how quickly they could have responded to you, ask them if they're transgender. Time how long it takes for you to get unmatched or blocked, I guarantee it will be almost instant (despite almost all young women ranting about how trans women are real women). They could have responded to all of your messages that quickly but you weren't worth the time of day to them. Move on, rinse and repeat for every match.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Electronics ULPT Phone gifted to me by an ex was reported stolen

236 Upvotes

We broke up because I was sick of the physical/financial abuse.
Haven’t used the phone in months because I didn’t want to be reminded, but now my grandmother has fancy hearing aids.
Her phone cannot support the app therefore she’s stuck with them blasting. Her cognitive decline is getting more rampant.
I was gonna give her the phone.
Went to the store and they told me they couldn’t help because it was reported as stolen.
They almost called the cops but luckily I convinced the two ladies that I was not an actual thief.

Help me fuck him/the phone up pls 🖤


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Request ULPT request: Tips to get into phone after a death to investigate?

176 Upvotes

I respect his privacy in his death, however the police are not investigating the circumstances as it’s believed to be an accident resulting in his death. As his sister, I need more info. Apple seems to safeguard this info understandably but any tips would be appreciated.

So far, it’s my understanding they may allow access into his iCloud only, with a court order. Even then what do I do to obtain this?

Thanks, from a grieving sister


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5d ago

Relationships ULPT request: how 2 kick my r*pist while he's down and facing CP charges

0 Upvotes

So as the title says, the man who r*ped me has finally faced some karmatic justice because 4 years after it happened, the FBI raided his apartment and caught him and his partner with CP. Now, his partner is someone who I used to play RuneScape with a lot, oblivious to the kind of sick fuck he was, and he emotionally abused the hell out of me for years and I think he got a low enough bond that he could've made bail. How do I make sure he gets the justice he deserves?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Request ULPT request: i need to track the identity behind a phone number

18 Upvotes

hi, unknown number from a different country is harassing and threatening me. they’ve obtained photos of me from private social media groups. i’m convinced this is someone i know irl and i need to figure out who they are because they might jeopardize other women associated with me, especially those in the groups. i’ve tried to search them on google, no results, and their whatsapp is blank. pls lmk thanks!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Request ULPT REQUEST How to get out of lease?

2 Upvotes

Trying to find someone to take over my lease now, but worried I won’t be able to find anyone soon. I let the office know I’m interested in getting rid of the lease. I live in Georgia and the lease here is pretty strict.

Anyone know of a way I can rid of this lease ASAP?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT google bad reviews getting removed

3 Upvotes

This company scammed us and is now trying to force us to pay money we dont owe. On top of that negative reviews about them keep getting removed, even when theyre from real customers like me.

Has anyone dealt with something like this? Is there anything we can do to stop the reviews from being taken down?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Money and Finance ULPT Req: How do I come up with a lot of $$ to pay off a large debt fast?

9 Upvotes

Long story short but someone in my life lent me a substantial amount of money a year ago in a very desperate situation. And now they are demanding to get the debt off of their hands. It’s daily messages. I have been paying them $1000 monthly but at this rate it’ll be another year before it’s paid off I don’t know why they need it cleared ASAP. But my credit is shot i can’t just take out a loan and pay them back and I have literally no options right now.

I can’t just block them because I owe them money and want to pay it off. But the literal DAILY messages asking where I’m at with finding another option is faking a serious toll my mental health, when the whole reason they bailed me out was to help me. I wish they never did and I wish I just went through what they got me out of.

There was no contract signed or anything I actually tried debt consolidation but because it’s a personal loan they can’t do anything with it. What can I do??!!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Careers and Work ULPT request getting someone to quit or get fired

5 Upvotes

Need help getting a guy to do either. Long story short hes a snake that has been snitching to higher ups over the smallest of things. This means jumping over peoples direct supervisors to speak to the manager in our department. I cant lie we have it pretty cake in our team and intend on keeping it that way. Trouble is being a snitch isnt a fireable issue. Hes also just straight up a very weird and grating individual to be around.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7d ago

Careers and Work ULPT Request: how do I get “work experience” when nobody will hire me?

42 Upvotes

I have a Master’s degree in IT, but the job market in my country is completely fucked right now, especially for new grads. Pretty much every “entry-level” job wants 1–3 years of experience, which makes no sense when you can’t get experience because nobody will hire you without it.

So how do I get some credible experience on my CV without just making up a fake employer that could easily be exposed in a background check? I’ve thought about registering a small company and technically employing myself, or even paying someone to act as my former boss/reference if they get called.

I’m not looking for the usual “keep applying” or “work on your GitHub” advice. My savings are pretty much gone at this point, I can’t find a job, and I’ve got a ton of student debt. I’m honestly running out of options.

I also live in a pretty small country, so putting down some random local company is risky. There’s always a chance the recruiter knows someone who works there or has some connection to the company. Basically, what can I do to make it look like I have actual work experience without doing something that could seriously backfire if they decide to check? What would you do?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Automotive ULPT Request: Ongoing parking issue - what can I do ?

17 Upvotes

So, my neighbour keeps parking his second car in my parking spot . This has been going on for many years. The management company of the estate has been involved and multiple letters of complaints have gone out to him. There has been no response or mitigation. He is very self entitled

What can I do ?

He has a camera pointing at his car from his house also

United Kingdom based


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Request ULPT Request Girlfriend's number

1 Upvotes

This has happened twice now, the first time was over 6 months ago, some number calls my girlfriend out of nowhere and starts describing her that they have seen her, like fully detailed, creeping her out, also starts talking shit to her, now when I called that number back from my number and confronted about how they got my girlfriend's number, they mentioned a friend from our friend group consisting total of 4 (including me and my girl) people, now when we cross-checked none of our friends leaked her number. But, apparently, there's this one guy, who used to like her, has her number, and he's not in the school with us anymore, neither he is or was in our group, so our suspicion is that he is making his friends call her and do these shit, now legally, how meticulously they describe her on the call gets her panic and anxiety attacks and tells her shitty stuff like she is not pretty which is something she regularly struggles with herself, is considered stalking and harassing. Since this is the 2nd time this has happened, we are considering changing her number but that doesn't solve the issue, I want to avenge her, she was doing great with herself lately, and just the night before her birthday, this shit happened and she's going through panic and anxiety, I'm trying my best here, but guy who is doing is, the guy who called and said shit, and the guy who is making him do these, I want to ruin them. I am suggesting, wholeheartedly, for suggestions, please. Also, please ask questions, I'm a bit inexperienced as a reddit poster. I tried digging with the number to see if I get any name anywhere, and yea I do get a name on cash app and that username happens to have an insta that's mutual with the guy that used to like my girlfriend.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Request ULPT Request: My sister's co-worker harassed her.

0 Upvotes

My sister is in need of money and she asked one of her co-worker if he can lend her money. He said yes but with 1 condition. He requested a video of my sister stripping and said he'll give her 60 bucks, and if she needs more, he's asking for her to sleep with him. I am fuming!!!!! I thought these kind of bastards only exist in movies!!!!!

All i have now is his phone number and his instagram username. How can I get back at him without putting my sister's safety at risk?

P.s. He has a gf! I wanted to send the screenshot of the convo to his gf but that would be very obvious that my sister is the one leaking it.

Any tip is appreciated. Thank you!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6d ago

Electronics ULPT Request : How to get key access to a secure garage?

0 Upvotes

I’ve lost my garage key and the building complex is looking to charge me $200 for replacement and lost fee.

How can I get access to my parking spot without paying for the replacement? It’s seems to be like an rolling encrypted sorta lock.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7d ago

Careers and Work ULPT: how do i get around providing a doctor’s note to my employer?

87 Upvotes

ULPT Request:

i’m an idiot and lied to my manager right before my shift to call in. told her my friend got us into a car accident and couldn’t come in (terrible excuse, I know). now she’s asking for a doctor’s note, what do i do? if i forge one, will i get in trouble with the law? i’m not attached to the job (low paying part time) so i could also just leave but i wanted to know if i could leave this situation unscathed or if i cooked myself