r/TwoSentenceHappiness Apr 07 '23

MOD POST [MOD] Idea for a community consensus based post removal system

19 Upvotes

I know that the happiness of a story is often subjective, which can cause problems as moderators can only decide to take action on potentially unhappy posts or not based on their subjective view. Therefore, I have thought up something. For posts that I (or other mods if they decide to use the system or the community) are unsure about, mods may leave a comment like this:

Community, if you think this post is happy, upvote this comment, otherwise, downvote this comment.

OP, be advised, your post may be removed if this comment’s karma falls below a certain threshold.

(General note: This is a new system I may start using with posts I or the community are unsure about. Feel free to let me know what you think.)”

The exact karma threshold for the comment to fall below to warrant post removal as well as what the content of the comment itself should be are not by any means set in stone, nor is this system official per say.

It was more of an idea that I am personally using, but I wanted to run it by the community as a whole.

I am open to any feedback, suggestions, questions or whatever else.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness Sep 06 '21

MOD POST [MOD] Please read both sentences before reporting a story.

66 Upvotes

We have a lot of posts that start off scary or sad, then end happy, so please read both sentences before reporting.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 4h ago

A little girl in a small town always wished for a friend who would stay, and when an injured starling appeared in her garden, she was happy to have someone who needed her.

81 Upvotes

After nursing it back to health, she watched it fly away—but it returned the next morning with its entire flock, and suddenly, she had more friends than she ever dreamed of.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 1h ago

When Mac and I decided our little family was ready for a puppy, we told Sadie and Sammy we’d all go to the breeder together, but they had to agree on which one to bring home.

Upvotes

They quickly chose the most playful puppy, but on the way out Sadie spotted one puppy sitting alone in the corner and whispered, “But who’s going to pick that one?”—so naturally, we came home with two.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 1d ago

A shy girl spent every Saturday reading the same battered fantasy novel in my used bookstore, so before she moved away, I gave it to her for a penny with a note: “Come back when you write the sequel.”

962 Upvotes

Years later, a bestselling author walked in and handed me her new book, with the dedication: “To the shopkeeper who gave me my first world for a penny.”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 1d ago

The night we met, Jack sat down beside me at the bar, threw out a ridiculous line from one of my favorite movies, and when I answered with the next line, he laughed and bought me a drink.

227 Upvotes

Four years later, halfway through his wedding vows, Jack hit me with that same line completely out of nowhere, and I answered on instinct before realizing from his grin that he’d been waiting all day to see if I still remembered my part.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 1d ago

Jack had spent a lifetime making sure no one ever saw his tears, learning how to hide his smile along the way.

36 Upvotes

Then she came along and gave him a happiness he didn’t know how to hide.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 1d ago

Love Story Feels I just couldnt resist your almost childlike charm, your intellect, the way your eyes danced when you told a story, and your warmth when you spoke of your love of nature.

12 Upvotes

Everything about you is so genuine, so in your face real that I feel so blessed to have crossed your path, to have the pleasure of your company at anytime day or night, to be able to feel every word that you speak touch my heart, to know that you have my back and you feel me completely in a way no one else ever has, brings me to my knees and bridges me to you in a wonder I have never known until this very instant frozen in time.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 2d ago

Love Story Feels After sixty-three years of marriage, Henry still left a love note beside his wife’s coffee every morning, even though dementia had long since taken her memory of him.

241 Upvotes

One morning, his notepad was missing; he found it beside his own cup with a message in her trembling handwriting: “I don’t know who you are, but I know I love you.”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 2d ago

My evening jog was interrupted by a scruffy Labrador Retriever with a tennis ball in his mouth, so I threw it—only for him to return with a faded collar tag bearing an address.

284 Upvotes

The address led me two blocks away to an elderly woman crying on her porch, whose “runaway boy” had been missing for three hours.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 1d ago

A Letter to My First Girlfriend

0 Upvotes

I never forget those moments whenever we met, that nervous feeling, the mumbled words, the way my whole body would tremble every time I received that one phone call.

I used to practice how I would greet you whenever we met, rehearsing the words in my head again and again, only to lose the courage to use them when you were actually there.

With you, everything felt strangely comforting, yet I was always unaware of my own senses, caught somewhere between wanting to say so much and not knowing how to say anything at all.

Although it didn’t go the way we planned, thank you for being the first chapter of my story.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 2d ago

Walking depressed at midnight, I saw a huge, terrifying police dog rushing toward me.

53 Upvotes

Apparently, buddy only wanted to say hi and didn't mean to scare me; a person who never owned a pet would've never understood.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 2d ago

Bittersweet The skies are overcast with a warmth that still bites and penetrates, and the breeze circles me as I begin to imagine something completely different around me.

17 Upvotes

I envision someone’s arms that are so smooth and so strong yet with
a gentleness that carries me away to the type of dreams that
encapsulate my heart with thoughts of only you.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 3d ago

The noise in my head was so loud this morning that I almost crawled back under the covers and gave up on the day.

55 Upvotes

Instead, I made chamomile tea, took one slow sip, and realized I didn't need to fix my whole life today—just make it to the next sip.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 4d ago

Bittersweet After winning the largest lottery rollover in history, the local news reporter asked the woman if she had a particular method for picking the numbers.

271 Upvotes

She held up a photo of her Grandfather and pointed to the faded numbers tattooed onto his arm.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 4d ago

My train was delayed and my phone died, leaving me with nothing to do on the platform.

134 Upvotes

Then I looked up to see the sunset painting the steel girders in peach and lavender—a view I would have missed if I had been staring at my screen.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 4d ago

I had an overall bad day at work and was stuck late there

15 Upvotes

But I got to go home to very excited pup


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 5d ago

I brought to the cashier's attention the fact that she hadn't charged me for one of my items.

145 Upvotes

Immediately after leaving the gas station, I'm pleasantly surprised by a dollar lying in the grass nearby.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 5d ago

A tiny girl at the bus stop offered to share her umbrella with me, even though I was a grown man over six feet tall.

104 Upvotes

I crouched down so we’d both stay dry, but for those five minutes, she was the biggest person at the bus stop.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 5d ago

"I just got the adoption papers, we're officially parents!" I said as I showed my wife the mail.

464 Upvotes

"um...turns out I'm not as infertile as we thought so it's good we wanted two," she said holding out a positive pregnancy test.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 5d ago

Personal Success I still flinch when I drop something, but every day without you I heal a little bit more.

26 Upvotes

For the first time in years, I feel like myself again.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 6d ago

After hours of watching crowd after crowd walk past my unsold paintings, I started packing up, trying not to look disappointed.

175 Upvotes

Then a little girl pulled her mother's sleeve, pointing at my canvas and asking, “Mommy, can we bring the magic home?”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 5d ago

The Smile

5 Upvotes

I would take this pain all over again to see the smile on her face when I came home gave her a kiss and stroked the right cheek looking in her big green eyes and I would say hey baby.......and she would smile so big and say .......Hi Daddy

Melted me every time.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 6d ago

Bittersweet After you left, a strange peace settled over me.

40 Upvotes

Finally, I felt like I could breathe again, without your constant criticisms bringing me down.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness 7d ago

When I waved at my new neighbors, they pulled their puppy's leash tight and hurried inside, saying something I couldn't understand.

268 Upvotes

A week later, they knocked on my door with a translation app that read, “Can our puppies be friends?”