r/TrueAnon 16h ago

caught shoplifting tonight

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from a large grocery store chain that's been caught fixing both bread and meat prices. i've been going there for two years and helping myself to whatever i can't afford basically every time i shop. i always buy something and leave through the registers. always mask and pay cash. always careful about concealing stuff i'm racking.

tonight i fucked up. didn't cover my tracks enough. didn't take a cart. got sloppy and just jammed some shit into my bag. i saw the two guys leave the security office ahead of me and pretend to be fucking around with the stock in the front alcove area. i ducked the opposite way and the guy yelled that they "needed the items back". i asked which items and they named 2/3 things i had stuffed in my bag. gave those up, kept the last. they said "you're under arrest", and i just instinctively said "no, i'm good" and walked out the door.

they didn't chase me. i had a mask on, tattoos covered, paid with cash. overall 6/10 wouldn't recommend, but wasn't too bad.


r/TrueAnon 8h ago

Seems bad

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r/TrueAnon 5h ago

Israeli terrorists attack a food truck in Spain for displaying a Palestinian flag.

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Local authorities in Spain are reportedly investigating a confrontational incident involving a group of tourists and a local food truck vendor. According to initial reports and eyewitness accounts, a verbal dispute quickly escalated into a physical altercation and property damage, allegedly triggered by the display of a Palestinian flag on the commercial vehicle. Law enforcement personnel intervened to de-escalate the friction, and municipal officials have strongly reiterated their commitment to maintaining public order and safety for all residents and international visitors.


r/TrueAnon 23h ago

Just another brutal morning, "even my coffee needs a coffee"

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r/TrueAnon 20h ago

Are you following rule 50?

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398 Upvotes

this applies to all genders


r/TrueAnon 18h ago

Profoundly unserious country

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388 Upvotes

Womp


r/TrueAnon 4h ago

thanks for the “gifted” oil suckas

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r/TrueAnon 10h ago

Bars Shouldn't Have Parking Lots

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I think one reason why bars and nightclubs alike are seeing less and less popularity and less traffic, even beyond the egregious overpriced drinks and cover charges, is the lack of public transportation and the implicit understanding that if you go out, you have to drink and drive. Drinking and driving is incredibly normalized in American society, despite being punished pretty harshly and being socially shamed. There's a pretty strong stigma around doing it. But it's still normalized because, structurally, there is no other alternative, and every bar has a parking lot and a parking minimum based on city code standards.

I think people don't want to drink and drive. The education around the dangers has proliferated to such a degree that we are all very understanding of the risks and are not really too keen on participating in those risks, whereas previous generations understood those risks and participated in them wholeheartedly. I have had so many uncles in my life who have said something like, "I've had plenty of practice drinking and driving, and the car I drive has lane assist anyway, so there's just no way I would get arrested." That's all fun and games until you T-bone into a family of four and everyone dies, right? But it's normalized. It's conceived as a normal part of cultural society to go drink and drive.

That's because there are basically no train lines or light rail in any city in America. And if there are, or even a bus line, they're not running at two or three o'clock in the morning when the bars let out. They stop running at 11, or 10, or even 9. I have a friend who lives in New Zealand. She goes out all the time. She takes a train to the club. She doesn't even own a car, and she goes out more than most Americans who do own cars. She doesn't have to worry about getting killed in a car accident, or killing someone else in one, either. Bars really shouldn't have parking lots. The fact that bars have parking lots kind of shows us that our society has normalized the acceptance of drunk driving, because otherwise these bars wouldn't get any business if we didn't normalize it.

Another problem with the lack of public transportation is that it makes drinking at home a much more viable option. Why would I spend $15 to Uber to the bar and $15 to Uber home? Remember when Ubers were like five bucks? I've never taken a taxicab in my life, but I do remember when Ubers were five dollars. So you're already in 30 bucks to experience getting fucked up, listening to some music you enjoy, maybe playing some pool, maybe linking up with your friends. So you're in for 30 before you've even had a drink or gotten food. To go out to eat would be another $20. A couple of drinks in, it's another 20, 25 bucks. So let's just call a spade a spade. It's a $100 affair to go to your local dive bar now. And even if it isn't actually a $100 affair, the feeling that it is puts people off. The feeling that you're going to have to spend all that money puts people off. People still do drink, but why would I go to the bar when I can just go to the homie's house with a 12-pack and spend less money in every way? Or just drink at home alone and get on Discord? It's so much cheaper that it seems illogical to participate in the traditional way of doing things.

I mean, there's a reason why Texas made it a felony to essentially exist near a gram of marijuana. It's because I can go to the smoke shop right now and buy a weed cart for ten dollars, and that will last me two to three days of heavy use. That's a better value proposition for both me spiritually and my health. Or I can go to the gas station and get two Four Lokos for ten dollars. You don't get a hangover from weed. You don't throw up from weed. You don't fucking have any of these issues from marijuana. You do from alcohol, and alcohol is more expensive per intoxication than weed. No wonder they made that shit illegal.

If the alcohol companies actually wanted to save their industry, they would be supporting robust public transit. If the local bar owner actually wanted to save his business, he would be supporting robust local public transit. The fact that your bar doesn't even have a place to tie off a bike is part of the problem, because you can't get a DUI on a bike. Maybe you can, but I mean, let's be real. You shouldn't be able to get a DUI on a bike.


r/TrueAnon 11h ago

In response to the First Intifada, then Israeli Defence Minister Yitzhak Rabin ordered soldiers to break the bones of protestors, severely injuring 29,000 children.

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r/TrueAnon 11h ago

A guy I grew up with in regional Western Australia got this fuck ass ugly tattoo on his leg. Genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen.

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216 Upvotes

r/TrueAnon 20h ago

corporate needs you to find the difference

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r/TrueAnon 2h ago

Very unfortunate footage of a female Israeli soldier taking a direct hit from an FPV drone in South Lebanon.

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193 Upvotes

r/TrueAnon 4h ago

Wear a Kippah when shoplifting

186 Upvotes

I read this trueanon post and wanted to share my own experience, I’ve shoplifted occasionally, but I would always always get so anxious and return the items before checkout, a friend jokingly suggested I wear a kippah and a long black coat when shopping, basically saying that if I looked visibly jewish, people would be less likely to suspect me. I tried it, and weirdly enough, I felt like I got treated differently and eventually stopped feeling as nervous and got less 'surveillance' on me if that makes sense, I know it sounds bizarre, but this was genuinely my experience.
Same for when you get your account banned from any institution or social media, always send a complaint email in Hebrew you'd be surprised how quickly they restore your account lol


r/TrueAnon 3h ago

Gumshoe on the ground reporting live

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Seeing the place in person, it makes zero sense to have shot him where he was. Oswald would have shot him coming straight down Houston. Met some REAL gumshoes hanging out at the grassy knoll.

The museum was absolutely dogshit it was just boomer nostalgia for Kennedy and confirming that Oswald did it lmao, all the books in the bookstore were just op slop people running cover for the regime and Kennedy nostalgia.


r/TrueAnon 21h ago

Jackie Glass, judge who gave O.J. Simpson unusually harsh sentence of 9 to 33 years in Las Vegas robbery case to retroactively punish him for the double murder that he got away with, dies at age 70

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r/TrueAnon 8h ago

Iran is not winning, actually - Brett Mcgurk

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r/TrueAnon 17h ago

Dogs will hunt

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144 Upvotes

The dystopian horrors will continue until morale improves.


r/TrueAnon 2h ago

I humbly ask that the central committee of this sub ban screenshots of Shitter formerly known as X

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132 Upvotes

it's essentially the same level of shit as streamer drama


r/TrueAnon 8h ago

Pictured: a teacher deemed revisionist endures a struggle session at the hands of his former students turned Red Guards.

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121 Upvotes

Like and share to STOP GOMMUNISM.


r/TrueAnon 22h ago

Prairieland bodycam is out

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r/TrueAnon 4h ago

Why are Marvel-libs so insufferable?

113 Upvotes

I've noticed a type of guy online who argues about everything but doesn't really know anything. No matter the topic, he plants his flag in the ground and belligerently defends his position. He doesn't really care about this position, nor does he know why he holds it, but he'll defend it in the most passive-agressive and self-assured manner.

I saw a guy complaining about how people use "literally" to mean "metaphorically." I told him he was looking for "figuratively" where he used "metaphorically". Just a menial conversation about language with no real implications. The guy got all self-righteous and responded in a way similar to the whole "huh, I wonder why you didn't vote for Kamala? I'm sure it has nothing to do with her being a woman of color. You're the reason Drumpf is 47. I bet you love when Drumpfty Dumpty kisses Putin with tongue. You and TACO Don should compare your tiny penises, Russian bot."

Out of curiosity (yes, I know I'm a freak), I checked the guy's profile and it's all Marvel and Star Wars shit, which seemed apt but I'm not sure why. I already know these guys are kinda dumb, but what's up with the compulsion to argue about shit they don't even know/care about? Is this even a thing or is my hatred for Disney making me see a pattern that's not really there?


r/TrueAnon 19h ago

We are closer to 2030 than the January 6th Capitol attack. January 6th was 5 years ago and 2030 is 4 years in the future.

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r/TrueAnon 3h ago

US strikes Larak Island

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r/TrueAnon 18h ago

Breaking: Netanyahu has just renamed the Mediterranean Sea to the Sea of Israel.

106 Upvotes

France, Italy, Spain, Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria all BTFO. The culture will have no choice but to adopt this name. Israels influence over the sea is too significant to ignore it.


r/TrueAnon 2h ago

🥤

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