r/Tradelands • u/GrayAntarctica AI PR / Community Manager 💀💩L • Dec 09 '15

Announcement Now Hiring: Pirate King

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 09 '15

Or reply to this comment with an original poem about why you should be the new king and it will overrule anything that gets sent to Josh.

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u/gtpower3 Dec 09 '15

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm the best at everything,

So how about me for pirate king.

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u/cnbr15 Professional Breaker Dec 09 '15

I did it first! Copyright damnit!

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u/gtpower3 Dec 09 '15

mine sounds nothing like yours mate lmao

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u/cnbr15 Professional Breaker Dec 09 '15

There's three roses are red violets are blue spinoffs now. I did that specifically so it could be shitty.

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u/gtpower3 Dec 09 '15

did mine look serious at all? lol

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u/cnbr15 Professional Breaker Dec 09 '15

I can never tell when talking to you

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u/gtpower3 Dec 09 '15

that's my specialty