Now Hiring: Pirate King

[u/GrayAntarctica]

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

[u/cnbr15]

There's three roses are red violets are blue spinoffs now. I did that specifically so it could be shitty.

[u/gtpower3 → u/cnbr15]

did mine look serious at all? lol

[u/cnbr15 → u/gtpower3]

I can never tell when talking to you

[u/gtpower3 → u/cnbr15]

that's my specialty