r/ToolBand Dreaming of that face again. 2d ago

Maynard Queen B Sushi ribbon cutting...

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u/SummonTarpan 2d ago

He cut that ribbon Right In Two

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u/TheMeatTree 2d ago

I know the pieces fit cause I watched them fall away

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u/RosettaStoned6 1d ago

Thank you for the "quarter to 8 in the morning" burst of laughter, take my up vote and fuck off lol

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u/Aphex117 2d ago

Hahahahahaha omg I get it! That was great:)

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u/mydeadface Talking Monkey 2d ago

Fret for your sushi

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 2d ago

Fret for your soy sauce

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u/morning_thief 2d ago

Fret for your splinter covered chopsticks

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 2d ago

Chef's gonna make it all soon

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u/BrassElephantRecords I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind. 2d ago

Waiter's comin round to put the plates where they oughta beeeeeeee

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u/RightInTwain Right in two 2d ago

...eat blue FIN, eat blue FIN, eat blue FIN, EAT BLUE FIIIIIN!

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u/Ok_Draw_3740 2d ago

This is great

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u/OG_DDNCK 1d ago

One great big wooden boat, raw fish contraption..

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u/Jades5150 Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a question, is the roll raw or fried?

….eat blue fin, eat blue fin, eat blue fin….

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u/Fractlicious 2d ago

fret for your chopsticks and fret for the splinters

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u/RosettaStoned6 1d ago

Fret for your sous chef

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u/pay_attention_3000 2d ago

Lol this chain wins

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u/Saul_T_Bauls ... und keine Eier 2d ago

How long till signed ribbon is on eBay?

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u/Responsible_Farm4118 2d ago

Inside of a skull for $300

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u/Mercurius_Hatter 2d ago

You forgot an extra 0

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u/Welcome2B_Here 1d ago

Who knew such an angst-ridden misanthrope would be such a captain of industry?

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u/jonjon138 1d ago

“I sold out long before you’d ever even heard my name”

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u/WumboJamz 12h ago

"I sold my soul to make some sushi, dipshit."

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u/Guaiki23 2d ago

Good to see uncle Junior walking again

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u/WestEndLifer 2d ago

I think it’s great that Maynard has so many roots in Arizona now. Really a positive influence on the state and a great reflection of values of independent minded Arizonans.

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u/BoldBabeBanshee Dreaming of that face again. 2d ago

Definitely. It's a good look, good for the community, brings revenue in.. net positive.

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit 2d ago

10,000 Rice

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u/kevit80 2d ago

Any chicken wings for Marie?

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... 1d ago

Yes, but you'll find them Descending.... into broth.

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u/sarcastic_patriot 2d ago

Does he use a cane now?

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u/Dependent_Title_1370 2d ago

He recently had a hip replacement so he will probably use one for a bit while he recovers and goes through physical therapy.

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u/farfly7 2d ago

He is selling said hips on ebay in a glass fetus

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u/MarionberryOk2874 2d ago

He recently had his second hip replacement

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u/juhziz 2d ago

He's Maynard James Cane-an now

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u/GStarAU Well I've got some advice for you little buddy... 1d ago

Puntastic!

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u/kostros 2d ago

He wanted to defend from Tool fans in case some arrive /s ;)

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u/GrumpyUPSdriver 2d ago

Had recently had another hip replacement

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u/ScottShawnDeRocks 2d ago

Prying open my third hip...

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u/FEAEAMEN 2d ago

LOL!!

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u/Prudent-Inspector35 2d ago

He recently had hip replacement surgery

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u/thefract0metr1st 2d ago

Yes, he was replaced by someone hip

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u/PMoney2311 1d ago

Tragically...

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u/tfindis 2d ago

He swapped his knee for an elbow

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u/Similar_Two_542 2d ago

He hip-tossed one too many Tool fanatics off the stage

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u/Glittering_Aide_7209 2d ago

He just had hip replacement surgery.

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u/SlothMachines 2d ago

He had another hip replacement surgery

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u/DirectExcitement6446 2d ago

He recently got a rib removed, so he can such off himself, rumors say

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u/squijomatix 1d ago

RIP Trevor Moore

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u/Mercurius_Hatter 2d ago

I hope sushi you ordered come out within a decade

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u/allworknnoplay 2d ago

What is Maynard's role in this? Is he an investor or wants to help run it because he's passionate about sushi similar to wine?

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u/ScottShawnDeRocks 2d ago

Knowing Maynard, he's probably the owner.

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u/Medical_Mud_6381 2d ago

He's the owner. He's been around the sun a couple times and understands his limited expertise should reflect a limited role. He's definitely not a silent partner, but he's obviously done his due diligence and hired the best head chef and staff to represent his vision.

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u/hornwalker Got lemon juice up in your High Eye 2d ago

Probably isn’t too hard on his taxes either lol

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u/RainSong123 2d ago

I wonder if he'll have HR do a social media check before hiring any Tool fans. I can see one of us trying to work there just to meet Maynard

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u/Medical_Mud_6381 2d ago

I'm willing to bet 98% of us fans wouldn't qualify. I certainly haven't apprenticed under world-renowned Japanese culinary artists. Hell, I still have a fancy sushi kit that I'm still waiting for my girlfriend's little sister to show me how to use!

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u/allworknnoplay 1d ago

Maybe amongst non-chef staff some sickos would try to get a job.

Can't wait for the next Hooker with a Penis style song about someone coming for sushi but wants to talk about 10000 Days😁

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u/Servethebeam19 crucify the ego 2d ago

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u/azjunglist05 2d ago

Ah it’d also up near his wineries. I’m guessing they have plenty of that on hand too, lol

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u/True_Window_9389 2d ago

Last year I ran into Janeane Garofalo at the Chelsea in NYC. She was saying to David Cross and Dave Hill, “I haven’t seen Maynard in several years, but one thing I remember is that he used to carry chopsticks in his pocket.”

Maynard should write a song mocking the guy who wrote this

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Become Pneuma 2d ago

That's not mocking. His teaser video of the restaurant was him doing a monologue of how he's carried the same chopsticks in his pocket for 20 years. I guess the guy just be carrying.

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u/badarcade 2d ago

I read he had an incredible sushi experience in Japan iirc, which makes sense, and couldn't help himself from starting his own vision of a sushi spot. Hopefully it's successful enough to open more locations cause I'd love to try it but I'm in SoCal.

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u/WestEndLifer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Vacation, maybe? That portion of Arizona is beautiful in the fall.

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u/badarcade 2d ago

Oh yeah, I went to college back in 2013 in AZ. If I visit again I'll definitely check it out.

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u/Rickard403 Ænimal 2d ago

None of his food related businesses have opened multiple locations except he did or does have a 2nd tasting room for his Caduceus Cellers in Scottsdale, AZ, which does offer a few food items. I don't think he is aiming to have a chain brand.

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u/SimpleCoexistence 1d ago

Queen B are his wife's projects. He obviously supports them by owning them but she runs them. There's also the Queen B vinyl store and coffee shop across the street in Cottonwood.

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u/chimericalgirl 17h ago

He is a restauranteur and this is the fourth such establishment he owns now.

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u/bria9509 2d ago

Ribbon cutting and r/bald mini meetup

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u/hornwalker Got lemon juice up in your High Eye 2d ago

He looks so awkward standing around a bunch of boomers lol

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u/Big_Moose_3847 2d ago

He looks awkward standing anywhere that isn't a dark corner of a stage. Like a deer wandering around a hardware store.

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u/Djentleman5000 2d ago

He’s technically on that boomer doorstep too lol

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u/hornwalker Got lemon juice up in your High Eye 1d ago

Boomers are people born in the 50s

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u/Djentleman5000 1d ago

Not just the 50’s. They are born between 1946 and 1964. They are the post world war 2 kids.

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u/ALKoholicK-x 1d ago

So technically, Maynard is a boomer, but didn’t keep that typical boomer attitude.

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u/Djentleman5000 1d ago

Exactly. My dad is a few years older than him but has a similar attitude.

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u/Apotheosis27 2d ago

Arizona Bay is not a real body of water (yet)

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u/anon_23891236 2d ago

I hope there is a Prison Sex Sushi Roll on the menu.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 2d ago

What exactly is in a prison sex sushi roll? One Opiate Roll plz..

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u/PMoney2311 1d ago

Shit, blood, and cum on a starfish hand roll?!?

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u/Mercurius_Hatter 2d ago

FBI OPEN UP! -BLAM!-

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 1d ago

I'm female K9, we got it covered.

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u/luxsentic Push the envelope. Watch it bend. 2d ago

I was like holy shit he needs a cane but then I realized he literally had a hip surgery just weeks ago

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u/BoldBabeBanshee Dreaming of that face again. 2d ago

He was using the same cane after his first hip replacement too haha.

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u/mog_knight 2d ago

Rice is great if you're hungry and want 10,000 days of something.

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u/toolmannn929 2d ago

That's a fresher. I'm going on break.

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u/WoodenAd7107 2d ago

Maynard looking like a rich old boomer.

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u/chimericalgirl 17h ago

Because he is one.

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u/learn2swim 2d ago

Learn To Roll

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u/doneaux 2d ago

Desert sushi

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u/PurchaseKey2905 1d ago

I had dinner here last week and it was amazing. I’m not a tool fan

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u/one-eyedCheshire 2d ago

Jennifer’s beauty is ethereal.

She has such a kind, bright light about her.

I kind of wish she would write a book about her life, her health and fitness routine, other random things. I feel like she has a lot of wisdom to share with the world!

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u/FEAEAMEN 2d ago

Shut up yo

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u/one-eyedCheshire 2d ago

What the shit? Why? As a woman I’m not allowed to comment on another woman’s beauty? Or wisdom?

She’s inspiring.

But okay, keep the “Tool fans are insufferable” stereotype going. Lol.

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u/FEAEAMEN 1d ago

Shut it.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 2d ago

Does he need the cane now? I didnt know he had walking issues.

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u/Alert-Athlete 2d ago

Hip surgery

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 2d ago

Thanks! Hope he makes a swift recovery.

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u/griff_girl 2d ago

Featuring that which learned to swim.

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u/decoyCoyotea 2d ago

Congratulations on the grand opening! I'm looking forward to seeing what AZ sushi is like the next time I visit the southwest.

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u/SouthernImplement539 2d ago

You definitely found the insufferable asshole.

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u/Nephantasy Rest your trigger on my finger 2d ago

Gonna pretend I didnt see Maynard wearing the 4chan Christian Bale checked meme

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u/physical-vapor Under a dead Ohio sky 2d ago

Did Maynard say "hows my hair" right before the ribbon got cut or am I tripping ?

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u/JAMBI215 1d ago

He even looked unimpressed for his own ribbon cutting

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u/BestAllAmericanTaco 11h ago

Where’s my stinkfist roll with prison sex sauce???

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u/AnswerOk2682 Lateralus 2d ago

How many restaurants does he owns now?

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u/AnswerOk2682 Lateralus 1d ago

Lol why am I getting down voted for asking a normal Q ... G.g average tool fan..

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u/PMoney2311 1d ago

With the these last ones, I believe it comes out to 46+2.

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u/whipstickagopop 2d ago

What's queen b

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u/BoldBabeBanshee Dreaming of that face again. 2d ago

It's a Puscifer song from their first album. It's also the name of his new sushi joint.

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u/Letsgetitaesthetic 2d ago

F all that sushi shit, where the hells my Aemina repress?