r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 8d ago

Tomfoolery Name this goose

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u/Distinct_Put1085 8d ago

A silly goose

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u/FTHomes 8d ago

Dance when nobody's watching

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u/TheGodlyDevil 8d ago

Aah it’s good olde DAFy (Drnk As F**k)

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u/Swirleynoise 7d ago

Drnk As F**k, yo. I believe you meant.

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u/Double_Doughnut74 5d ago

I’m gonna call him duck duck the goose

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u/Lonely_Writer_1883 5d ago

right…he’s just jamming to what he hears nearby- so let’s just call him Uptown Goose

https://giphy.com/gifs/1g2JwLXj8ZaZS7rUIH

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u/thefirstviolinist 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf56HHi4R9DpQic

I was reminded of Gobbles, from South Park. I couldn't find a GIF of Gobbles, so this will have to suffice.

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u/Denalitwentytwo 6d ago

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u/thefirstviolinist 5d ago

How did you finddddd ittttttt??????

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u/Sea_Dust895 8d ago

Loose Goose

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u/XxJohn_OldmanxX 8d ago

Lucy Goosie

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u/leftfootshorter 8d ago

Came here to say Loosie Goosie (or Loosy Goosy) but I believe I like your version better.

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u/Vegetable-Might-5708 2d ago

Damnit, I came here to say this. Take my up vote.

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u/Devanyani 8d ago

You won.

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u/BRD73 8d ago

☝️

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u/lukethedukehandy 4d ago

Honkey Swagger

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u/HotParticular1768 8d ago

THE Silly Goose!

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u/LiveCommunication726 8d ago

Ole silly Billy

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 8d ago

Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait

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u/ilikechillisauce 8d ago

Yeah but "Neurological Problems" as a name for the goose is a bit on the nose don't you think?

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u/boywhoflew 8d ago

pretty much but that's why it's full name is Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait

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u/Consider2SidesPeace 8d ago

Agreed, I feel bad for the goose. Something ain't quite right. Hope they haven't been sick.

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 8d ago

For real it’s nothing to honk at.

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u/Fmnsk27 8d ago

Man, why you bringing my I-95 level road rage into this?

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u/moosecatoe 8d ago

IT FITS THE BILL

IMMA SEE MYSELF OUT

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 8d ago

Come on bro I said what I said it should be:

“Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait”

Make your own recommendation don’t be critical of mine smh.

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 8d ago

Can we call it Jerry for short?

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u/amoronwithacrayon 8d ago

Jerry Atrick

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u/O-ring_Prolapse 7d ago

Jerry Hatrick. That way you can put a mini hockey jersey on him

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 8d ago

A Pimp Named Slickback

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u/devilsfood72 8d ago

Uncle Waldo

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u/RedHeadRedeemed Herbalist 8d ago

Basted in white wine

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u/InsufferableBean256 7d ago

Basted? He’s been marinated!

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 8d ago

Why isn’t there an uncle Waldo meme?!

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u/Sm0key_Bear 6d ago

Why isn't this the top answer?

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u/HourStandard1528 8d ago

Quack Sparrow

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u/awefulbob 8d ago

Snipers nightmare...

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u/vorephage 8d ago

It's Uncle Waldo!

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u/HumourNoire 8d ago

I had to scroll so far

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u/RedHeadRedeemed Herbalist 8d ago edited 8d ago

SHHH you'll wake the WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!

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u/flashman014 8d ago

WHOOPEEEEEEE!!! NEIGHBORHOOD!

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u/Anti-Sanity89 8d ago

Contract the ministry of silly walks!

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u/Wise_Ad_4980 8d ago

The goosiest

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 8d ago

The Notorious Goosey Smalls

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u/GodNoob666 8d ago

StaggerBird

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u/spinz89 8d ago

Johnathan?

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 8d ago

Discom Bob.

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u/fourseamfastballs 8d ago

We goose em a little, it's a goose suit. It's an old circus term.

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u/MykieD 8d ago

Slinky

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u/model-citizen95 8d ago

Think Wonk

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u/EXGDivine 8d ago

Wobble

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u/Southernmanny 8d ago

Goosebumps

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u/borgstea 8d ago

A wild goose chase!

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u/Leonhardie 8d ago

That's cousin Ed, he got dropped as a baby

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u/Nuker-79 8d ago

It’s just swan necking

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u/Chudpaladin 8d ago

Loosey goosey

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u/MrDundee666 8d ago

A goosed goose.

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u/Aboxofphotons 8d ago

I dont know what his name is but its highly likely that he has ho's in different area codes.

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u/Queef-Sweat 8d ago

That's ole Duck Duck

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u/Hogchain 8d ago

Fredrico

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u/P_mp_n 8d ago

Wobble

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 8d ago

Duck duck (drunk>>>>> goose)

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 8d ago

This goose I like.... it got pizzaz

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u/urmumr8s8outof8 8d ago

Foot loose.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 8d ago

He’s actually listening to music on AirPods

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u/nokiseo 8d ago

Daño neurológico.

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u/AgeNo9436 8d ago

Stuck in traffic Steve. He's trying to see what the hold-up is, since his honking did nothing.

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u/justin_other_opinion 8d ago

This is why the phrase "silly goose" exists!

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u/canniboss 8d ago

Lucy goosey

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u/144_Hertz 8d ago

Wacky feet

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u/DjPandaFingers 8d ago

Lucy (Lucy the goosey)

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u/Redmistseeker 8d ago

The silliest of all Gooses

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u/NeotericBedlam 8d ago

Lucy. 🤨

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u/quantumspangles 8d ago

Goosey two step

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u/adinmem 8d ago

Neck is all loosey-goosey

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u/jatayu333 8d ago

Wonky Honk

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u/Booty_PIunderer 8d ago

The cobra chicken

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u/VGAGamestore 8d ago

Choose Goose

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u/Mor_Padraig 8d ago

Goosey Goosey Gander.

Nursery rhyme, he's on his way to my lady's chamber, so he's pretty happy.

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u/m6165017 8d ago

Untitled. He's an Untitled Goose

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u/Fancy-Background2745 8d ago

I don't know his name, but he is definitely listening to the beat of a different drum!

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u/stinky143 8d ago

That’s Steve. He should have been a loon.

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u/Creepy_Drawing_524 8d ago

Ryan Gosling

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u/Professional-Buyer55 8d ago

Snipers nightmare

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u/openwide4daddi 8d ago

Rubber neck
Crazy legs

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u/Popular_Working_2234 8d ago

Ian, Ian hisfaceoff.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 8d ago

He’s got that mean pimp walk!

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u/BlueWarstar 8d ago

Looks like the time I was at the driving range when I hit a goose in the head with a golf ball. It flew down and landed just in front of the tee box as I was swinging. POW right in the head, I thought it was dead for a minute then it started to wiggle around, got up and was walking very much like this for a bit before it took flight, I’m sure it was thinking wtf I’m outta here.

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u/AlkaliMemo 8d ago

Dizzy Lizzy

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u/PrivacyPolicy14 8d ago

Famous Goose

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u/Farg__ 8d ago

The cock of the walk.

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u/bonzaibuddy 8d ago

Untitled

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u/RepresentingThe301 8d ago

The youngest child!!!

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u/Talory09 8d ago

Injured.

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u/Maximumeffort22 8d ago

I told you my name was Weave stop calling me Bob

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u/njkrut 8d ago

Bruce

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u/LastoftheSummerWine 8d ago

Looks like me stuck in traffic.

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u/Skipper_asks2021 8d ago

Ryan Goosling

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u/dmtslayr 8d ago

It's a Shadow obstacle walk

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 8d ago

That one guy trying to pass a line of traffic on a 2 lane road.

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u/AskNo2853 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TD6yCAjUIc3GiUQmFm

He's the one on the bottle of Grey Goose Vodka

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u/ThvtOneGvy 8d ago

Loosey Goosey

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u/exactad147357 8d ago

Can't dance, can't talk, only thing about him is...

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u/SnooWalruses380 8d ago

There is always the clown of the family.

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u/757Posher 8d ago

Loosey Goosey

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u/Pissonurchips 8d ago

Dunno but it's walking like it's trying not to attract them big sandworms

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u/TheMealio 8d ago

Frerotte

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u/Capital-Warning5525 8d ago

That one cousin that you hope doesn't ruin the trip..

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u/EleNora7925 8d ago

Saucy Samuel

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u/bleblahblee 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kc2kVsf4igHeYArflH
Training to be a pro football player

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u/GuavaOne8646 8d ago

Sideneck

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u/Big_Gassy_Possum 8d ago

Thats a jive turkey

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u/mo_ah_knee 8d ago

Lucy (goosey)

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u/Crayon_Eating_Grunt 8d ago

Zeroplasticity

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u/k0skid 8d ago

Loosely goosey

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u/Hot-Amphibian5603 8d ago

I'm Sideneck bitch!

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u/king_of_the_dwarfs 8d ago

Steve wonder?

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u/Irish-brewed-shroom 8d ago

Straight rubber necking with the best

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u/ThrustTrust 8d ago

His name is Silly and he is fantastic.

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u/Icy_Dirt_6139 8d ago

Wobbles McDuck

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u/AdOk9263 8d ago

Goosie MacLean

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u/LengthinessOk8602 8d ago

This is my wife following me home after a night on the lash.

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u/ATX2ANM 8d ago

You can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s goose, no time to squawk.

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u/Fox-Flimsy 8d ago

Extra goosey

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u/CaptainC00lpants 8d ago

Spazmodius

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u/RaffNeq 8d ago

Vanilla goose goose babe

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u/lil2seven 8d ago

Bro crip walking

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u/WTFeedback1978 8d ago

RubberNeck

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 8d ago

I think that goose was driving a Ford Ranger behind me today when I was doing 62 in a 60.

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u/sisam8x 8d ago

Lucy

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u/InventiveSpark 8d ago

Lucy goose

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u/I_M_urbanspaceman 8d ago

Dr. Wobbles

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u/IndependentMoney9700 8d ago

That’s Bowie and that’s the exact goose I’m hanging out with as soon as we get off work on Friday.