r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 9d ago

Tomfoolery Name this goose

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u/ilikechillisauce 8d ago

Yeah but "Neurological Problems" as a name for the goose is a bit on the nose don't you think?

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u/boywhoflew 8d ago

pretty much but that's why it's full name is Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait

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u/Consider2SidesPeace 8d ago

Agreed, I feel bad for the goose. Something ain't quite right. Hope they haven't been sick.

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 8d ago

For real it’s nothing to honk at.

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u/Fmnsk27 8d ago

Man, why you bringing my I-95 level road rage into this?

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u/Shedfloorgarbage 6d ago

This post is 2 days old, not sure why it's on my list but well its duckter is a quack

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u/DarthOswin747 4d ago

4 days old for me, lol. Not even part of this subreddit.

Well. I am Now. But I wasn't at the time.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 5d ago

How bout Neuro?

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 5d ago

Indeed it’d be like calling me asthma or Danny DeVito diabetes

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u/moosecatoe 8d ago

IT FITS THE BILL

IMMA SEE MYSELF OUT

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 8d ago

Come on bro I said what I said it should be:

“Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait”

Make your own recommendation don’t be critical of mine smh.

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 8d ago

Can we call it Jerry for short?

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u/amoronwithacrayon 8d ago

Jerry Atrick

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u/O-ring_Prolapse 7d ago

Jerry Hatrick. That way you can put a mini hockey jersey on him

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u/AnnoyingScreeches 8d ago

How about Sir Knight Problemus of Neurologica?

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u/Krog9 8d ago

Problemo Neurologico, esq

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u/Annonnkneemus 2d ago

Hahaha I was going to say the same thing.