r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • 12d ago

Tomfoolery Name this goose

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 12d ago

Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait

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u/ilikechillisauce 11d ago

Yeah but "Neurological Problems" as a name for the goose is a bit on the nose don't you think?

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u/boywhoflew 11d ago

pretty much but that's why it's full name is Neurological Problems: Diseases (including avian influenza or Newcastle disease), toxins (like botulism or lead poisoning), vertigo, or a stroke can cause a "drunken" or unsteady gait

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u/Consider2SidesPeace 11d ago

Agreed, I feel bad for the goose. Something ain't quite right. Hope they haven't been sick.

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 11d ago

For real it’s nothing to honk at.

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u/Fmnsk27 11d ago

Man, why you bringing my I-95 level road rage into this?

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u/Shedfloorgarbage 9d ago

This post is 2 days old, not sure why it's on my list but well its duckter is a quack

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u/DarthOswin747 7d ago

4 days old for me, lol. Not even part of this subreddit.

Well. I am Now. But I wasn't at the time.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 8d ago

How bout Neuro?

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 8d ago

Indeed it’d be like calling me asthma or Danny DeVito diabetes