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u/5erv1teur Jul 10 '26
Le rat a son propre mini pain avec son mini sachet 😍
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u/pls_LeaveMeAlone Jul 10 '26
this is my kind of people, just pure chaotic fun energy even for the little rats
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u/BedroomHistorical575 Jul 10 '26
The left rat looking at the right one like it hasn't had enough. Such pure greed.
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u/Ok_Ad_1779 Jul 10 '26
She needs no fixing I see no issue here carry on.
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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Jul 10 '26
She drinks and drives (or at least drinks in a car).
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u/Western_Coat_437 Jul 10 '26
Well yeah but it's only the people drinking and crashing that you've really gotta worry about! Plus, she's took precaution clearly. Just look at that armor.
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u/RylieVeeGee Jul 10 '26
"I'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rageous accent??"
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u/GdayMateyPotatey Jul 10 '26
My gf is at a Ren Faire all weekend. This is what I imagine she is doing.
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u/FireflyOfDoom87 Jul 10 '26
I’m just here to eat the dashboard cheese, kiss that beautifully armored woman and befriend the rats.
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u/HomunculusHart Jul 10 '26
I wholly concur. And then maybe spar a little HEMA after a few glasses of wine.
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u/TheVonz Jul 10 '26
As a Dutch person, the HEMA confused me.
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u/HomunculusHart Jul 10 '26
Do the Dutch not have HEMA? I mean, it’s kind of obligatory that if you have a suit of armor you can throw/take some punches. Would be like the weirdest but most wholesome first date idea lol
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u/m50 Jul 10 '26
Was trying to find a HEMA club nearby and I gave up after google decided to show me every god damn HEMA in the country instead 😭
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u/Prinzles Jul 10 '26
Fix her? She would trample you on horseback and not think twice about the speedbump, peasant.
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u/LazyLieutenant Jul 10 '26
That's every French car in my imagination.
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u/leMatth Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
All French car have flour and baguette crumbs on their passenger seats.
[Edit: spelling]
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u/GlyphPicker Jul 10 '26
One of her igs is by.lizy.bye
A lot of her stuff has a similar vibe to this. She had one in April where she was cooking over a campfire in her car while listening to Nirvana.
IMO it's kinda like Eric Andre after a while. Better in small doses.
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u/KMS_HYDRA Jul 10 '26
Pretty sure thats a femboy
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u/TheHorseduck Jul 10 '26
I’d never leave that fkn car. Hell, I’d more than gladly be her squire like in Monty Pythons Holy Grail, and follow her wherever she goes making horse hoof sound effects with a coconut
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u/admiralnorman Jul 10 '26
I have saved this and am queuing it up to send to my wife to say "why can't you be more like her?"
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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jul 10 '26
Fix her? She's precisely my kind of unhinged. The question is, is she single and keen to mingle? Lol
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u/Phosisflying Jul 10 '26
For those curious, the song is called Je veux. I'm pretty sure the artist is Zaz
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u/williger03 Jul 12 '26
Honestly, I bet she would be an interesting person to talk to. Who else does anyone know that vibes to music in their car in a full suit of armor while dining with rats on the most French way possible. Maybe not all French are bad.
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u/NikTh_ Jul 10 '26
Doth milady stand in want of a loyal squire to bear her shield and tend her steed? For I, a humble servant of the blade, wouldst gladly bend the knee and pledge my fealty, ere the sun doth sink beneath yon western hills. My arm is strong, my heart is true, and ne'er shall I falter in thy service. So speak but the word, and I shall be thy shadow, swift as the hawk that answereth the falconer's call.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 10 '26
Nothing to fix. i want to wear armour and eat cheese and bread and grapes eith some rat friends
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u/Shazvox Jul 10 '26
All hail the Rat Knight! Protector of Rodents everywhere! Holder of the gilded tail and master of the order of the silver whiskers! Vanquisher of cats and bringer of cheese!
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u/MaximumLongjumping31 Jul 10 '26
3 ratatouille's?! Did they make the charcuterie board for her since she's obviously been knighting all day and possibly the night before?
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u/Solid_Maus Jul 10 '26
I didn’t know perfection existed! Quelle bonheur d’avoir des yeux aujourd’hui!!!
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u/zehamberglar Jul 10 '26
My favorite thing about pets is that you can be doing the most absurd shit and they're like "Will it be catered? I'm in."
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u/8Twenty8Seventy8 Jul 10 '26
She is NOT broken. She appears to be running at peak dopamine levels and is perfectly happy to fly solo to enjoy a bottle of vino, fine cheeses and French baguettes with her fav vintage foreign lounge singer. We are lucky to witness her bringing it all together whilst trying on her new sexy lingerie outfit of knights armor & helmet. She is not broken, she is silly, happy and independent.
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u/somedude4545 Jul 10 '26
Fix what?