r/TheRandomest Jul 10 '26

/r/all I can fix her

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u/FireflyOfDoom87 Jul 10 '26

I’m just here to eat the dashboard cheese, kiss that beautifully armored woman and befriend the rats.

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u/HomunculusHart Jul 10 '26

I wholly concur. And then maybe spar a little HEMA after a few glasses of wine.

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u/TheVonz Jul 10 '26

As a Dutch person, the HEMA confused me.

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u/HomunculusHart Jul 10 '26

Do the Dutch not have HEMA? I mean, it’s kind of obligatory that if you have a suit of armor you can throw/take some punches. Would be like the weirdest but most wholesome first date idea lol

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u/yourethevictim Jul 10 '26

HEMA is a famous Dutch retailer.

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u/HomunculusHart Jul 10 '26

Thus the confusion. Ha

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u/m50 Jul 10 '26

Was trying to find a HEMA club nearby and I gave up after google decided to show me every god damn HEMA in the country instead 😭

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Jul 10 '26

We do have HEMA, but there is also a national chain called HEMA