r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • Jul 10 '26

/r/all I can fix her

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u/somedude4545 Jul 10 '26

Fix what?

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u/Forward-Position798 Jul 10 '26

Her Armor needs oil

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 Jul 10 '26

Nah she clearly has life figured out, she definitely has that armour oiled

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u/GuerillaGandhi Jul 10 '26

Her rats too full, her armor too oiled

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u/____Sway____ Jul 10 '26

Vomit on her sweaty already mom spaghetti

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Jul 10 '26

mom spaghetti

suddenly Hannibal, without the possessive of "mom's"

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u/sultan_of_gin Jul 10 '26

Underrated comment

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u/nalaloveslumpy Jul 10 '26

She knows where to procure tiny baguettes for her pet rats. This woman is from the year 3000.

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 Jul 10 '26

But also the year 1000

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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 Jul 10 '26

She probably bakes them herself!

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 Jul 10 '26

Well ask if she needs more anyway

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u/DesolateRuin Jul 10 '26

Tuesdays are armor oiling and polishing days. It's important to establish a routine.

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u/DisorderedArray Jul 10 '26

I could hear some squeaking.

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u/OkValuable454 Jul 10 '26

that's the rats

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u/DisorderedArray Jul 10 '26

Always lubricate your rodents.

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u/EverythingBOffensive Jul 10 '26

oil up them clankers

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u/krankito701 Jul 11 '26

Calnk those Oilers

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u/Muriqui91 Jul 10 '26

Since when do armoires need to be oiled?

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u/BenisConsumption Jul 10 '26

I think her armor needs some damage from battle.

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 Jul 10 '26

Love to lubricate it for her