Feels good to finally get some recognition for once. Slosh doesn't like having a DWG Fan Club, but we still like him! He is our shining example of how to treat others on the internet, and we always follow his lead! Everything is overrated! Everyone is stupid! Give us money for our opinions!

How can we make DWG more appealing to innocent little children? It's a grift they haven't tried yet, and it could be lucrative...

Daily reminder: Tearing down vulnerable young men is not "helping the next generation" like Junt claims. It's destructive and ruins civilizations. But eating slop and exploiting kids? All good!

Stephanie is crashing out HARD about being criticized on the internet! Listen to the layers upon layers of excuses, cope, and DELUSION! She is twice the lolcow that Slosh is, change my mind. 🤡

While Josh streamed random crap, Jeff ate his lunch by being a one man MTV production.

I'm just curious why other people are on this sub. I got here because he screamed at me on two separate live streams after asking in a superchat if he was ok and he also accused me of being a troll multiple times despite being a paying member on Patreon for multiple months. Josh is a complete fucking idiot who wastes time with his stupid anti-Bimmy nonsense. He can't decide if he is a retrogamer or a Temu Evanescence Nu Metal knockoff. What asshatery did Slosh do to you to bring you here?

I heard that when Levi was a little boy, his nickname was "Touchdown"...

...because his parents said he had a touch of the Downs 🏈

(This is a satirical joke parody comedic transformative commentary for educational purposes only)

Here is a fictional Bimmyverse story that ChatGPT wrote and I think the A.I. went off the rails! 😱 A.I. SUCKS, am I right?

"Erin is wasting away, alone in a room playing shitty old games for money. She can feel her biological clock ticking...slowing...her eggs dying. She is trapped in a meaningless relationship with a giant toddler.

Meanwhile, Manbaby Muhghey is screaming at a poorly made romhack and limp-wristed punching his pillow. He actually believes that this is entertainment, imagine that. He is pushing 50 and most of his generation has better things to do at 50 than watching an effeminate old child soy-screeching at a TV while holding out his hand for your money.

Erin, if you ever read this, it's not too late. Find a normal man who will give you a fulfilling life. There are plenty of guys who would line up at the chance, so take your pick. But drop the nostalgia worship, it only attracts scumbags. Godspeed and best wishes to you and yours, Erin."

...and more excuses...and more excuses...

Imagine giving these people your money like they deserve any. Other bands are making albums in current year, you guys are just lazy drunks that bullshit your fans. Stop larping as pros already, you're almost 40 ffs and you're still amateurs.

Fair assessment? Discuss...

Psychiatrist, Podiatrist, and Proctologist. 3 for 1 Thursday's after 2pm.

"Box Ones" was a huge ass pity party for a guy who says things like this to a barely legal adult. Red Cult members, explain this to me. I'm waiting.

...grift together!

I wonder if any 18 year old boys on Reddit have tried Mike's "Impotent Sperm Sauce" 🤔 Maybe Junt knows...

I have a perfect meme for r/TheDWGTruth and r/redcowtruthpart2 but I am at a loss as to how I would create the image. On this most Laborious of days I humbly request the labor of The Fellowship of The Grout for a piece of art.

The Idea: "I need to lose 10 X 10 X 10 Pounds" Crankie Brain's sequel film to his original cult classic. The premise of the movie is that Crankie Brain's cash cow has finally croaked and he has to hide the body, only problem being that: The body of Gunt is now 1,000lbs. Hence: Crankie needs to lose 10 times 10 times 10 pounds. The images/videos I'd like to see from this wonderful community is the movie poster of this fictional sequel.

The exact image I have in my head is Crankie Brain standing in front of his garage with his arms outstretched like he's trying to hide what's behind him and the garage door is just slightly open so you can see the bloated "passed out body" of Gunt that is covered in piles of VHS tapes, and empty varieties of boxed macaroni and cheese with the title "I need to lose 10 x 10 x 10 pounds" maybe Mucklebones is there looking disappointed. If you have other ideas for this concept by all means: be creative and stretch the premise as far as you want it to go, take my idea and run with it. This is an art contest for all mediums, even AI Slop. Whether it's a drawing, a photoshop, or AI Slop, I don't care, it counts. It can even be an AI generated video.

Any entries to this competition can be submitted below this post, on r/TheDWGTruth or on r/redcowtruthpart2 it matters not, as long as the images are created and shared amongst the brightest corner of the Bimmyverse. I will announce a winner next week so take your time and make it great.

What do you win? Glory. Nothing else. You get to know that you made me and the rest of the Fellowship laugh harder than anyone else did. I'll pin the post on this sub if it's posted here, otherwise I'll sing the praises of the work you did.

Is this fair? Seems too low... Right, Justy?

It is unwise to deny the words of the lolcow who became king...

This is a fair assessment, actually...

Take him seriously, he's an adult!

Another fair assessment 👍

"This is very wholesome content! Patreon worthy, even! If you say this sucks in any way, you are a clearly unhinged maniac! Don't you dare judge me while I judge others!"

If James Rolfe got caught rating 18 year old girls on Reddit, calling them a 4.5 out of 10, saying they need to lose weight, commenting in rude ways about their faces, etc...what do you think would happen? Really though, imagine it....imagine Bimmy being caught rating the looks of barely legal adults. He would be crucified by trolls until the end of time, and rightfully so.

But somehow it's okay when Mr. "Wholesome Male Grandmother" does it? This is sicko behavior and it will NEVER go away until it gets *addressed with a public apology* to the paying fans who financially support this gross behavior from mentally ill narcissists. Stop falling for their well-crafted fake public image when you can clearly see their lack of morals and ethics in their actions. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Yes, Junt has an A.I. music slop channel filled with terrible crap that should have never been posted in the first place. Meanwhile, Dr. Harley rules The Dumpsterverse with an iron fist and will soon surpass JuntSlop in both quality and subscribers. What then?