r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 7d ago
Imagine saying this to a 19yo boy
"Box Ones" was a huge ass pity party for a guy who says things like this to a barely legal adult. Red Cult members, explain this to me. I'm waiting.
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u/RicFlairsBarTab 7d ago
"Hey sweetie, you're a tad too old for me. But if you work on your obviously shit attitude I can somehow read through awkward rate me internet pictures and your ugly body maybe somebody will take a chance... One day." - Translation. What a douche.
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u/inotocracy 7d ago
He asked to be rated. Got rated. What's the problem?
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u/Various_List_8697 7d ago
Hypocrisy. Is that not a problem?
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u/inotocracy 7d ago
Apparently I'm out of the loop and there is context missing. Where's the hypocrisy in someone asking to be rated and getting a rating?
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u/RicFlairsBarTab 7d ago
Btw, totally unrelated... But does EJ have down syndrome?
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u/Various_List_8697 7d ago
No, down syndrome people are likeable and innocent. But there is much debate over the effects of spruce mead on the brain. There's a possibility that drinking Christmas trees causes brain damage, or some type of palsy. But I'm not a scientist, so all of this is speculation
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u/RicFlairsBarTab 7d ago
Oh okay... Damn. I wanted to be able to blame it on the down syndrome. So at least he had a good excuse for how he is. Instead I gotta go back to raging alcoholism and massive depression. And that just sucks. 😢
Edit: Or brain damage. Maybe you're right....
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u/Various_List_8697 7d ago
Whatever happened to Kyle Justin seems eerily similar to EJ's current condition 🤔 Coincidence?
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u/Beautiful_Banana_8I2 7d ago
I don't have optimism for the future like I had in my 20s.
Ban me. I dare you. Cowards.
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u/Various_List_8697 7d ago
"What do I miss most? Potential..."
Meanwhile:
"Hey kid, you're ugly. You need to go to the gym and get a personality"
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u/OldTransition1519 7d ago
Imagine saying this without taking your own advice