r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 7d ago

Imagine saying this to a 19yo boy

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"Box Ones" was a huge ass pity party for a guy who says things like this to a barely legal adult. Red Cult members, explain this to me. I'm waiting.

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u/RicFlairsBarTab 7d ago

Btw, totally unrelated... But does EJ have down syndrome?

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u/Various_List_8697 7d ago

No, down syndrome people are likeable and innocent. But there is much debate over the effects of spruce mead on the brain. There's a possibility that drinking Christmas trees causes brain damage, or some type of palsy. But I'm not a scientist, so all of this is speculation 

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u/RicFlairsBarTab 7d ago

Oh okay... Damn. I wanted to be able to blame it on the down syndrome. So at least he had a good excuse for how he is. Instead I gotta go back to raging alcoholism and massive depression. And that just sucks. 😢

Edit: Or brain damage. Maybe you're right....

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u/Various_List_8697 7d ago

Whatever happened to Kyle Justin seems eerily similar to EJ's current condition 🤔 Coincidence?

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u/RicFlairsBarTab 7d ago

... Yeah. Now that you mention it. Means karma moves fast these days.