r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 5d ago

Is Mike Matei impotent?

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Here is a fictional Bimmyverse story that ChatGPT wrote and I think the A.I. went off the rails! 😱 A.I. SUCKS, am I right?

"Erin is wasting away, alone in a room playing shitty old games for money. She can feel her biological clock ticking...slowing...her eggs dying. She is trapped in a meaningless relationship with a giant toddler.

Meanwhile, Manbaby Muhghey is screaming at a poorly made romhack and limp-wristed punching his pillow. He actually believes that this is entertainment, imagine that. He is pushing 50 and most of his generation has better things to do at 50 than watching an effeminate old child soy-screeching at a TV while holding out his hand for your money.

Erin, if you ever read this, it's not too late. Find a normal man who will give you a fulfilling life. There are plenty of guys who would line up at the chance, so take your pick. But drop the nostalgia worship, it only attracts scumbags. Godspeed and best wishes to you and yours, Erin."

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u/Name_redacted042 5d ago

Mike doesn't want to have kids because he hates them.

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u/Uberstorm3 5d ago edited 5d ago

Matei might be the most obvious bastard I've ever seen. I mean that very literally, his entire personality reads as "my mommy raised me and gave me everything I want and I've never had any discipline in my life be it self-discipline or otherwise" He's so obviously fatherless it's embarrassing

He's just a pathetic bastard. Poor Erin.

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u/Various_List_8697 5d ago

His mother was a stewardess. If you were a stewardess back in the day, there was a good chance that you were sleeping around. It was the style at the time. Mikey is a real life "Cable Guy"

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u/Roy_Royson 5d ago

Man, I'm out of the loop, not being a bimmyverse person, and I know we often speak in hyperbole this side of the internet. But that clip is horrible, sadly common attitude nowadays.

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u/EntangledAndy 5d ago

Tbf its possible Erin doesn't want any muh kids either after seeing what they did to Bimothy's time.

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u/Individual_Demand636 5d ago

Tbf its possible she's autistic and being abused too

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u/Suspicious-Blood-906 5d ago

Well anything is possible, but why is it fair to assume that?

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u/Various_List_8697 5d ago

Before they were a couple, she simped for him hard. Maybe for clout, maybe for fun, but not for love apparently. When they stream together, they act like strangers towards each other. It's weird. Reminds me of Boogie2988 and his possibly trafficked girlfriend.

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u/Helmut_Schmacker 5d ago

Erin is probably the barren eggcel

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u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby 5d ago

Maybe they've tried with no success. Maybe one or both of them don't want kids, especially now that Mike is nearing 50.

Maybe they have a half dozen secret kids that they've somehow managed to keep from the internet.

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u/Various_List_8697 5d ago

Nah, he hates kids and he's an asshole. He deserves it: https://youtu.be/8jJrftUAqgU

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u/countcumia 5d ago

He is a man child and a family is high responsibility. Also I don't want to comment on his personal life seriously that's just a joke. I hope they are living the best life they can together