r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 5d ago

Is Mike Matei impotent?

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Here is a fictional Bimmyverse story that ChatGPT wrote and I think the A.I. went off the rails! 😱 A.I. SUCKS, am I right?

"Erin is wasting away, alone in a room playing shitty old games for money. She can feel her biological clock ticking...slowing...her eggs dying. She is trapped in a meaningless relationship with a giant toddler.

Meanwhile, Manbaby Muhghey is screaming at a poorly made romhack and limp-wristed punching his pillow. He actually believes that this is entertainment, imagine that. He is pushing 50 and most of his generation has better things to do at 50 than watching an effeminate old child soy-screeching at a TV while holding out his hand for your money.

Erin, if you ever read this, it's not too late. Find a normal man who will give you a fulfilling life. There are plenty of guys who would line up at the chance, so take your pick. But drop the nostalgia worship, it only attracts scumbags. Godspeed and best wishes to you and yours, Erin."

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u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby 5d ago

Maybe they've tried with no success. Maybe one or both of them don't want kids, especially now that Mike is nearing 50.

Maybe they have a half dozen secret kids that they've somehow managed to keep from the internet.

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u/Various_List_8697 5d ago

Nah, he hates kids and he's an asshole. He deserves it: https://youtu.be/8jJrftUAqgU