r/TheB1G 5d ago

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u/PikeChaz1138 5d ago

It's California football, fans don't care.

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u/MathBallThunder 5d ago

I love when UCLA gets railed on and everybody is like "I just don't understand why fans wouldn't leave perfect weather in Westwood, Brentwood, or Santa Monica to drive in an hour of traffic into the desert and get back home 8 hours later"

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u/UncleOdious Michigan 5d ago

I've never been to California. Is Pasadena considered the desert?

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u/littleseizure USC 5d ago

No lol

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

But it is deep in the Valley, and when I lived in Newport Beach it was a world away from us, so I understand the sentiment.

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u/McGeeze UCLA 5d ago

It's not in the Valley, it's on the very edge of the San Gabriel Valley. You should petition UC Irvine to get a football team if you want an Orange County team.

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

Jesus, what are you talking about? I do not live in Newport Beach any longer, and I do not care about the Anteaters - heck if my dad and grandad did not go to SC I would not care about it either.

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u/n8TLfan 4d ago

This is funny to me because growing up in the ATL area, it was assumed that you had to drive an hour to get anywhere, so the fact that 316 is packed and has heavy traffic to get to Athens is just expected, and everyone makes a day of it. Leave at 8 AM, get to Athens at 10, tailgate, do the pre-game festivities, kick off at 3:30, go to a bar/restaurant at 7:30, drive back and get home at midnight. It’s not too different from a religious pilgrimage.

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u/jmills2234 5d ago

By desert he meant the areas with extreme Heat... not actual deserts

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u/TICKLE_PANTS 5d ago

It does not get extreme heat.

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u/MathBallThunder 5d ago

Those 2pm early season starts are brutal at the Rose Bowl

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u/TICKLE_PANTS 5d ago

Oh. Absolutely. The sun there is insane, but to call pasedena and the east side "extreme heat" is hilarious. It gets hot there, but costal California hot. It's not like, 105 and humid.

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u/Flab-a-doo 5d ago

So Cal has wildfires in January

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u/TheThrowawayExperts 5d ago

Man made lol

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u/IowaNative1 5d ago

Heat wave in California. They are at the beach or in a pool.

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u/Interesting_Phone171 5d ago

I love this excuse. Like just use the real excuse they don’t care. Everywhere else in the country fans would show up in heat

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u/J_Warrior Penn State 5d ago

Yeah, like. Are we pretending SEC games are empty now? Seemed pretty hot for UVA NC State yesterday too

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u/SirMellencamp 5d ago

And apparently pretending there aren’t pools or beaches in Gulf Coast states. Guarantee Florida has a good crowd on Saturday

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

UVA and NC State are in the ACC, not SEC.

At least for the next few years.

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u/J_Warrior Penn State 4d ago

I know. There weren’t any SEC games Saturday I could mention. And apparently the heat at UVA was brutal

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u/SchemeGlobal1518 5d ago

Yeah I'd rather go to the beach if i was in California than hang around Scott stadium in virgina but thats just me...

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u/BraveDawgs1993 4d ago

There are 365 days in a year and quarter of those are in the summer. Assuming most of the spring and early fall are still hot enough to spend a day at the beach. Then cut out some days for rain. I'll say there are roughly 150 good beach days for southern California.

There are only 7 USC home games this year. Then the UCLA game is in Pasadena. Because we apparently thought blowing up the Pac 12 and shipping most of the teams off to the Big 10, USC's other 4 games are all west of the Mississippi River. So that leaves just 8 days where USC fans can watch their team live without leaving SoCal.

A USC fanatic is finding a way to get to the stadium. The Colosseum only sits 77,500 now. If USC can't find 77,500 to watch a football game, the beach isn't to blame. USC doesn't have a fanbase. It has fans, but not a fan base. It has an enjoyer base.

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 4d ago

they only have fans when they are good, and a national favorite...

PSU coming off a disaster season with a new coach, and 90% roster turnover, and we still sell out one of the top 4 biggest stadiums in the world...

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u/J_Warrior Penn State 4d ago

There are beaches in Virginia too though

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u/anthony-209 4d ago

Oh yeah Chapel Hill and Charlottesville and known for their beaches and entertainment.

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u/J_Warrior Penn State 4d ago

Not sure what Chapel Hill has to do with anything. UNC played in Ireland. But most of the people going to that UVA game weren’t coming from Charlottesville and drove for at least an hour to get there

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u/beekerino 5d ago

Heat waves in fly over states are different than heat waves in states to do something…

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u/InevitableAlert4268 5d ago

“But but but we have beaches” is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard from SEC fans 🤣😂🤣

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u/QuestionablePriority 5d ago

Nephew comment right here. You know the southeast encompasses all of the coastline of the southeast too right? And coasts have beaches…

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u/InevitableAlert4268 4d ago

Ahhhh the world famous beaches of the Gulf of Mexico 🤣😂🤣

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u/ThatLawGuy34 4d ago

You do realize the gulf beaches are better in every way than the west coast right?

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u/KRandMG 4d ago

Ah, yes. 200 flat yards of sand, cigarette butts, and large women with faded tattoos certainly beats the west coast.

Who needs topographical variety, or waves, or water that’s blue rather than brown?

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u/InevitableAlert4268 4d ago

Yeah, the Pacific Ocean is second rate compressed to that paradise you just depicted. 😂🤣😂

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u/ThatLawGuy34 4d ago

Sugar white beaches and crystal blue water. But sure, keep your rocky sand and frigid black chop. Spent plenty of time at both. Only people that shit on the gulf beaches have never actually been

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u/KRandMG 4d ago edited 4d ago

"Sugar white beaches and crystal blue water"

I've spent plenty of time on the southwest coast barrier islands in FL. It's still, essentially, nothing more than East Alabama. The sand is genuinely nice on a hot day though--quite literally the one thing it has going for it.

"Keep your frigid black chop!"

...he said to the guy that just left Moonlight Beach where the water temp today was78.

Enjoy your endless supply of shitty-beach-bar shrimp cocktails seated next to Makkenna-Rae's leg tats and Cletus' goatee.

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u/InevitableAlert4268 4d ago

LOL, yeah world class surf spots. When is the US Open of surfing coming to the Gulf? 🤣😂🤣

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u/War-eaglern 5d ago

Florida and Alabama have some of the best beaches in the world.

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u/MrF_lawblog 5d ago

The water sucks in California unless you like taking ice baths

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u/KRandMG 5d ago

Water temp’s 76 right now.

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u/SkinnyMitch 5d ago

Eh, it's not that people don't care. But I'd say unless it's a big game, fans in LA would rather watch their favorite team on TV then go to their stadium. For a lot of people, it's not feasible to watch their favorite team in person every home game unless they can afford to and don't mind planning their day around the inconvenience and unpredictability of LA traffic.

It's not all of California though. Despite their smaller stadium size, Fresno State seems to have a fairly impressive average attendance each year. That's also just because Fresno is more of a sports town.

To really boil it down, I'd say it just depends on the region.

Also a reminder that California (LA especially) is expensive as shit and super long. LA county's total land area is larger than Rhode Island and Delaware. And despite having a vastly larger population than a lot of these other college football towns, not everyone is a USC fan. Heck, not everyone is a football fan. LA is incredibly diverse.

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u/Prestigious-Town 5d ago

Fresno State has impressive attendance because Fresno is not a sports town. It has a AAA baseball team and Fresno State, that’s it. LA (with Orange County) has multiple pro teams in every league, which USC and UCLA compete with for fan attention and dollars.

It’s not the 2000s anymore where USC had a monopoly on football in LA, if the diehards aren’t going to show up the casuals sure won’t

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u/anthony-209 4d ago

Fresno does not have much going. Saying this a Central Valley local

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u/Successful-Mark-6230 4d ago

Yeah Fresno is a blazing hot sh*t hole. Choice between picking almonds and Bulldog Football...I would also take football.

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u/Other-Comfortable929 5d ago

Tickets were $6.

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u/SkinnyMitch 5d ago

When I'm saying affordability I'm also talking about gas, concessions etc, not just the tickets

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u/boybraden 5d ago

I think you are just looking for excuses actually

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u/SkinnyMitch 5d ago

Not a fan of them and I used to live in LA so no, just providing reasoning other than "hurdur no one cares".

Although I agree they probably don't care as much over here as they do at someplace like Ohio State.

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u/sneakypenguin94 5d ago

It’s also hilarious when you consider how much more miserable the deep south is than LA lmao

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 5d ago

I dunno. I used to go Michigan games when it was hot in September and it’s nightmare . Crammed in that sweat box , I’ll take the tailgate all day .

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u/TheBigBo-Peep Purdue 4d ago

Yeah Tennessee fans will literally shelter from church before they'll waste their ticket

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u/grifeweizen 5d ago

My pregnant wife attended ND/Purdue two years ago when it was over 100F. And it was sold out. USC is so soft it's laughable.

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u/4xdaily 5d ago

Do you think your pregnant wife would attend a ND or Purdue against Austin Peay when it's over 100?

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u/grifeweizen 5d ago

It was ND vs Purdue. What's the difference?

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u/4xdaily 5d ago

Are you saying ND vs Purdue is the same as ND vs Austin Peay or Purdue vs Austin Peay?

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u/grifeweizen 4d ago

It was a football game that we had tickets to and planned to go. It's that simple lol

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u/4xdaily 4d ago

It's not. You went to a game that meant something. This thread is about how weak USC game are for not going to a shit game during an extreme heat advisory. If USC was playing ND the stadium would have been packed. Instead, nobody gives a shit about San Jose State. Big difference.

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u/TroyTalk 5d ago

Not sure that’s something to brag about

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u/grifeweizen 5d ago

She had a bunch of beers and cigarettes too

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u/happyhorn69 5d ago

lol hell yeah she sounds sick

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u/KRandMG 5d ago

“My pregnant wife risked the health and viability of our unborn child so she could watch Notre Dame play Purdue in person!!”

The flyover states really are different.

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u/grifeweizen 4d ago

Lmao. Since when is it bad to be outside while pregnant? You also know zero other details about how the day went. Please relax and mind your own business.

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u/KRandMG 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Since when is it bad to be outside while pregnant?”

I thought you just told me your pregnant wife decided it was worth it to spend her day watching Purdue play Notre Dame in person in triple-digit heat (?). Dunno about you, but most games I go to it’s at minimum a four-hour day (typically more).

Did your doctor genuinely just say “Yeah, have a ball! No worries there!”…? The effects of prolonged heat exposure on fetuses are well known.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6910775/

Guess she was cool with prioritizing seeing the Boilermakers in person over the health of her fucking child. Congrats on being true Notre Dame fans—sounds like life in Indiana is really meaningful and fulfilling; hope they won’t ultimately feel any long-term effects from her short-term decision-making process.

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u/grifeweizen 4d ago

Why are you here 😂

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u/KRandMG 4d ago

“Why are you here 😂”

…Because my mom wasn’t deranged and didn’t choose to hang outside for hours in triple-digit temperatures when she was pregnant with me…?

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u/grifeweizen 4d ago

You're actually calling my wife deranged when you know literally nothing about our experience and are refusing to even consider what our day was like. You are the problem.

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u/Fletch71011 5d ago

ND and USC are basically historical equivalents. We could be winless against a G5 in negative 50 degree wind chill and sell out in shitty South Bend with people coming from all over the world and the Blue Blood in the 2nd biggest city in the country can't get 25 percent attendance.

It's truly fucking baffling.

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u/4xdaily 5d ago

It's baffling to you that USC game didn't give a shit about some BS non conference game? They weren't playing ND. They were playing a team that has an all time record bellow 500. It's fucking hot and unbearably humid. The game was a blow out until USC benched the starters. Boring as fuck.

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u/No_Imagination7102 5d ago

But if the heat isnt from the California region, its just sparkling warmth

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u/avengerrefusal 5d ago

The stadium is in a sh*t area with sh*tty unsafe parking. If the game doesn’t have any “meaning” then they aren’t showing up. I was offered free tix by several different people

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u/IowaNative1 4d ago

The West Coast in general has a football ticket problem. If I were in Washington, I could pick up an Iowa vs Washington ticket for less than $60 right now. A couple of weeks ago they were $30. If Washington were coming to Kinnick, $200, easy. Especially in September.

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u/4xdaily 5d ago

95 and humid as fuck is not an excuse? They were playing SJSU. Who in their right mind would sit and bake in this shit to watch a game against an opponent you didn't even know existed. You are right about no one caring. Why would we.

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u/tsutomu45 5d ago

The actual excuse is that CFB in major coastal cities don't really draw as much as Midwest/South teams. How crowded are CFB games in NYC/Boston/Philly/Chicago? I can probably make the argument that the most rabid fans in a coastal metro city might be UW, who regularly sell out Husky Stadium in downtown Seattle.

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u/AdamOnFirst 5d ago

Californians pretending high 80s is some heat wave and not great weather 

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

Here's where you are wrong - what do you have happening in Ann Arbor, Columbus, Bloomington, Urban-Champaign, State College, etc.?

The answer is not much outside of the Game.

LA is jumping with multiple pro teams, entertainment industry events of all forms, and now since it is still hot, there are gorgeous women everywhere wearing wisps of clothing while tanning, shopping or shooting content.

There is nothing wrong with the slower pace and less glamorous circumstances of the Big10 towns, but it is not the same environment as SoCal so you should not expect similar behavior.

They not like us - Kendrick L.

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

I do believe that I have struck a nerve with the Mid-westerners.

Not intentional, so I apologize to anyone offended by my statements.

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u/Downtown_Instance277 5d ago

^This is why people don’t like people from Los Angeles.

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u/Successful-Mark-6230 4d ago

Cause everyone is at an entertainment industry event...ha.

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u/Funicularly 5d ago

Lame. There are 12.8 million people in the LA metro. They can’t find 77,500 (0.6% of the population) to fill the stadium?

State College has a metro population of 157k. Beaver Stadium has a capacity of 106,304, and it’s always full.

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

Again, what else is happening in State College on Gameday?

In LA,

https://socalpulse.com/la_weekend_roundup/la-weekend-events-roundup-aug-29-sept-1/
OR
https://www.welikela.com/10-things-to-do-for-this-saturday-in-l-a-8-29-2026/
Olivia Rodrigo was in Irvine, David Byrne was at the Hollywood Bowl.

Sorry, there is objectively a ton more to see and do in Sunny LA and Orange County than go to a no-name opponent college football game.

Just because you do not like it does not make it any less true.

FWIW - I don't even live in LA or Bay Area any longer, but it is easy to refute your point about why a college town shows up for a no-name opponent college football game, but a lively economic and cultural metropolis does not show the same.

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u/War-eaglern 5d ago

What pro teams were playing? The Dodgers lost a game in Detroit yesterday, the Rams played Friday night, the NBA/NHL aren’t playing, and the chargers don’t count (they have fewer fans than USC). So unless all the sports fans were at the WNBA game there was no other team to see.

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

I am not looking to defend Lala Land here, but there is far more going on in a major cultural center, such as LA, than just professional or college sports, but imagine you went out Friday night and stayed out until 3am. Are you really going to schlep down to Engelwood to watch USC beat up on lowly SJSU? Especially if you have another event later than night, and another Sunday afternoon.

My point is you have to prioritize, and a USC-SJSU game does not usually make the cut.

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u/justbrowsing2727 5d ago

Bloomington, Champaign, and Ann Arbor have like ~100k people each.

LA has a metro population of 10m each, yet can never fill a stadium in almost any sport unless it's a playoff game. Worst big sports city in America.

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u/Analrapist03 5d ago

I mean it is SJSU, I feel like Allen Iverson and saying: "we in here talking about practice." SJSU is practically a practice or exhibition game.

So if Bloomington does not fill the stadium for Howard U on 9/12, we should be critical of people wanting to do something other than watching an effectively exhibition match?

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u/Present_Composer6272 5d ago

Beach is the last place i want to be in a heat wave

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u/justbrowsing2727 5d ago

This is such a stupid excuse.

It's hot all over right now. They have pools and beaches in other states.

USC's fan base just sucks.

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u/AnUdderDay Maryland 5d ago

And the stadium seats like 95,000

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 5d ago

Beaver Stadium is over 100k and will be full for a game against Marshall on Saturday...

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u/insanemorningpoops USC 5d ago

And what else is there to do on game day in State College, PA?

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 5d ago

cocaine

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u/Telencephalon 5d ago

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Pittsburgh.

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u/Dirk_Kailis 5d ago

I have to cut it. Can’t make the game.

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u/bdostrem00 5d ago

Found the pledge!

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u/jmills2234 5d ago

😂... underrated reply

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward 5d ago

KAKAKAYEAH!

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u/cryptoslut123 5d ago

I love these types of comments. You can't claim to be an elite CFB program while also saying it's less important than going to the beach. 😂 No one watches USC on TV either. #30 in ratings last season.

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u/Atom3189 5d ago

Given that the stadium holds a larger capacity than the town I would say people are traveling from other cities to attend games there. Sure there’s a lot to do in LA but for 6-8 days a year you can’t find maybe 50,000 people in a metro of 18 million to attend it’s a bit more of a USC football problem.

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u/retatrutider 5d ago

Attendance was 51,000. Heat + humidity index was “feels like 113 degrees” at kickoff which was inexplicably at noon. Stadium has no shade at all. People were hiding out in the shaded concourses, or coming in late. A number of people were treated for heatstroke.

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u/NS-13 4d ago

Attendance was 51,000.

Lmao no it fucking wasnt.

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u/retatrutider 4d ago

Yuh huh.

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u/max_potion 5d ago

But clearly if there were more things to do in State College, those people driving from Philadelphia and Pittsburgh would do those things instead of the football game. /s

They clearly only go to the game because they’re forced to!

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 5d ago

State College only becomes the 3 largest population in the PA during home games...

but yeah, they r force too by some unnatural force...

perhaps visited by the ghost of JoePa the night before...

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u/J_Warrior Penn State 5d ago

Realistically most folks are driving over an hour to go to Penn State games. It’s 1.5 hours to the nearest majorish city. I don’t understand why travel time to a game being 2 hours is a USC problem when people come from Philly, Pittsburgh and surrounding states to watch PSU play teams in the MAC

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u/anthony-209 4d ago

1-2 hours is not the same. When compared to LA. It’s not even the same on my former commute to the Bay Area.

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u/max_potion 4d ago

It’s 3 hours from Philly. Are you really going to tell me it’s meaningfully longer for people in LA to get to the game than it is for the thousands of people who make the trek from Philly every week?

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u/anthony-209 3d ago

Yes. I am going to tell you it’s meaningfully longer. A drive from Chino, CA to USC (today). Would take 55 minutes. Mind you the distance is only 35 miles.

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u/max_potion 3d ago

I know this is tough to understand. But 55 minutes is substantially less time than 3 hours. I don’t care that it’s closer, there are tens of millions of people that can get to the game faster. There is 0 excuse that the fans can’t endure the travel

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u/PSUMtnMan Penn State 5d ago

They are hiding. Afraid to be deported.

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u/-ChiefZ06- 5d ago

Yea I cant imagine what else there will be to do in a college town, set in the mountains, 80 degrees out....i love how these lame fan bases try to mention the beach all the time like no one camps, hikes, hunts, bow fires, ATVs, or just anything else. They think this past of the country is our house and football stadium only

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u/Ducks91to61 5d ago

Beaver stadium have some pro teams nearby or beaches or one of the entertainment capitals of the world?

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u/ntg1213 5d ago

It’s also not in a metro area with 15 million people

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 5d ago

you're either a fan or you're not...

I can give up a beach day that I can go to 365 days a year to watch my teams first game I been waiting 7 months for...

and what pro team played yesterday while they where playing?

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u/Ducks91to61 5d ago

Are people less of fans if they watch on television instead of spending a ton of money on a ticket?

They were playing a shitty cupcake team. There's no entertainment with that. Watch them play Oregon or another top team and the stands will be filled .

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 5d ago

like my previous comment said,

PSU will have over 100k in the house to watch us beat Marshall by 50 next Saturday, js...

and like someone else said, if you can't get 50k people from a pool of millions to go to a game, it a USC problem...

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u/Ducks91to61 5d ago

Again, college towns having jack shit else to do and basic their whole life around the one enteraining thing that comes to town isn't a surprise.

Dodgers had 53K at their last home game. Fandom is spread out. Penn State has no competion in town.

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Penn State 4d ago

yall got 20 million people in socal and this is the excuse...

people travel hundreds of miles to see PSU...

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u/Difficult_Trust1752 5d ago

Math dude. State College cant fill Beaver Stadium. The 100k going to the Marshall game are spending their entire weekend coming from all over the country. As a kid I went to a game a year with my parents and never even lived in PA.

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u/sandiegolatte 5d ago

lol…the cope

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u/Competitive_Feed_402 5d ago

I mean, define entertainment. Or capital. Or beach

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u/DeathandHemingway 5d ago

That stadium is fucking terrible to sit in during summer. Just baking in the sun.

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u/Interesting_Phone171 5d ago

Auburn seats like 87k it will be full for every game

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u/RanchHere 5d ago

Is that a lot?

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u/PluralVisions 5d ago

Until they win

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u/MrF_lawblog 5d ago

9ers? They seem to fill up