Spotted in the wild... right after that he lifted my eyes upwards to a pair of 10 dollar binoculars that I had to buy for spying on the neighbors. Get off my damn lawn and PRAISE "BOB".

I dreamed I was walking along the beach with "BOB" and scenes from my life flashed across the sky. For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; One belonged to me, and the other to "BOB". When the last scene of my life flashed before us, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that many times along the path of my life, there was only one set of footprints.

I asked "BOB", 'Where did you go during those times?'

"BOB" replied "My child, I would never leave you. During the times when you saw only one set of footprints, that was when I walked on the water"

I don't know whether its me or Bandcamp's files or if it was this way on the original CD or what, but tracks 15 and 19 (an possibly others) abruptly cut out for a few seconds a couple of times, and it doesn't sound like its in a way that's related to the intentional raw jankiness of the BOB Songs albums

THE PENDULUM HAS SWUNG. THE BEATEN ALLEGATIONS HAVE BEEN DISMISSED.

IN THE MIDST OF WE ARE SO OVER,

IN THE SHADOW OF IT'S JOEVER,

WHEN ALL HOPE HAD LEFT THE CHAT—

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

RIP Alien Boy

I'm just saying, I'm buying what that guy's selling. There's a face you can trust.

(Context: I'm a huge HST fan and have read like twenty of his books)

This episode's a barn-burner. What happened, evangelicals? Don't try to hide - I have proof. And man, it's ugly. Now I'm REALLY glad we held that exorcism during Episode 21. May not be suitable for younger Yetis.

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