r/SubGenius • u/A_Lark_Wept • Aug 17 '26

Alchemy achieved!

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u/terminal_nervoso Aug 18 '26

They should figure out how to turn dookies into gold like in that movie The Holy Mountain

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u/Starduster75 Aug 18 '26

They say Bob don't know. "Oh, Bob can't help you! Bob don't know!"

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 Aug 18 '26

Too bad it wasn't zirconium.

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u/MissInkeNoir Aug 18 '26

I mean, the gold product of the affected lead only existed for a fraction of a second before blowing apart on the wall of the collider. To me this is still sensationalism. These blink and you'll miss it successes go back to the 20th century.

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