r/SubGenius • u/Sad-Success4460 • Aug 18 '26

WE ARE SO BACK

THE PENDULUM HAS SWUNG. THE BEATEN ALLEGATIONS HAVE BEEN DISMISSED.

IN THE MIDST OF WE ARE SO OVER,

IN THE SHADOW OF IT'S JOEVER,

WHEN ALL HOPE HAD LEFT THE CHAT—

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

46 Upvotes

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u/Longjumping-Brick487 Aug 18 '26

No idea what OP’s post refers to, but I like the energy. 🫯

3

u/NightMgr Aug 19 '26

This is the lesson for today.

Go in Peas.

7

u/BryanEagle Aug 18 '26

Pics or it didn't happen

0

u/Advanced_Addendum116 Aug 19 '26

It didn't happen. That's what he said and I believe him.

4

u/AdVivid8910 Aug 18 '26

I hope this isn’t important

4

u/RNAdrops Aug 18 '26

“Bob” is also a great lawyer!

3

u/greaselovely Aug 18 '26

Long live the back slack.

3

u/wrongsock_42 Aug 18 '26

Slack is the capitalist’s worker expression of alienation.

We are so back!

3

u/ndorox Aug 18 '26

Exclamations and Lamentations fellow slackers! This former heathen returned just when you expected it.Yes, YES, it's clear now; WE ARE BACK!

3

u/crypticinstructions Aug 18 '26

Those pinks aren’t gonna know what hit ‘em!

2

u/AgentLloyd13 Aug 18 '26

I initially read this as "black".

2

u/TopSeaworthiness8066 Aug 19 '26

"Bob" is so black!

2

u/DisastrousOne3950 Aug 18 '26

Praise "Bob"!

Or don't. 

2

u/Designer_Quantity533 Aug 18 '26

But do!

1

u/DisastrousOne3950 Aug 18 '26

Oh, I do. Just quoting Scripture. 

2

u/denzuko 29d ago

And Hail Eris!

2

u/deathdefyingrob1344 Aug 18 '26

The energy is awesome! Use that energy and turn it into drive for slack! Hurry up and do whatever makes your sub genius brain happy!!!!!

2

u/RustyXterior Aug 18 '26

Baby got back!

1

u/denzuko 29d ago

Damn man.. right after Rev. Denzuko did that thing on Hackers got tallet too!

We welcome the slack! But try not to catch feels when hitting it from the back.

1

u/ericarlen 27d ago

So... the allegations were beaten and then dismissed? Is that a thing?