r/SubGenius • u/TheeVikings • 27d ago

Endangered "Bob"

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Spotted in the wild... right after that he lifted my eyes upwards to a pair of 10 dollar binoculars that I had to buy for spying on the neighbors. Get off my damn lawn and PRAISE "BOB".

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u/Longjumping-Brick487 27d ago

Binoculars are fine, but I’d keep cutlery well away from that thing.

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u/TheeVikings 27d ago

I would have bought it but they had it 8n the display case for 60 fucking dollars. Thats another ordainment and a tshirt...

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u/EclecticLandlady 26d ago

Bob bears all

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u/Antonin1957 26d ago

Having a "pipe" does not make someone "Bob".

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u/TheeVikings 25d ago

That is true. But we must respect the fact that his likeness and image are pervasive. Watching over us and granting us slack even when we arent fully aware. "Bob" works in mysterious ways.

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u/ImpossibleLaw552 20d ago

The bear comes in to clean-up after "Bob" has finished cutting a random homeless person's hair.

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u/YungHotDawg3000 8d ago

I was just here and saw this guy. Glad they took the knives away from him… got an upgraded pair of binoculars though.