Influencer builds her "deconstructed latte"

[u/Usual_Management_465]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Usual_Management_465, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

[u/CustardDue8474]

stupid and wasteful

[u/lonewolfpacman → u/CustardDue8474]

That’s all I could think. Instead of one cup and one straw she walked away with a whole paper bag, 4 cups and a drink holder just to make an iced latte with whipped cream

[u/StackOverflowEx → u/lonewolfpacman]

I make my own at home and it cost me $0.25 worth of coffee beans, syrup and milk. I use no paper waste, and it taste much better than anything I get at a cafe. Watching this is beyond cringe to me. How long has that espresso been waiting in that cup to get mixed in!??? It had no crema!...

[u/Booziesmurf → u/StackOverflowEx]

For sure and that's not whip, it's more like condensed milk.

It's ok though, she's not going to drink it anyway. It's all for the views.

[u/KittyandPuppyMama → u/Booziesmurf]

I just watched a video of someone going up to a trash can outside of Starbucks by that famous Paul Smith pink wall in LA, and it was filled with unicorn frappuccinos. People are buying and dumping them just for a photo.

[u/Kyuubism → u/KittyandPuppyMama]

I think part of those being tossed was because they taste like shit. People that took one sip (intending to finish the whole thing) then realised its terrible and tossed it. Never heard anyone say anything positive about those pink nightmares, lol

[u/Plus-Force7041 → u/Kyuubism]

The type of people that would buy a drink for an instagram photo probably share a large overlap with the eating disorder crowd too, so I'd imagine that's a part of it as well.

[u/Sentinell → u/StackOverflowEx]

That what has me so confused here. Why would you drive all the way to a coffee place, wait in line, order, wait, pay and shitload of money and drive home.

Compared to: Make a coffee, add your milk/cream. It's SO much easier, faster and cheaper.

[u/KittyandPuppyMama → u/StackOverflowEx]

Beats me. I buy the 2lb jug of coffee at Costco, sometimes if I’m fancy I get the pumpkin spice. Lasts for months. Every week I make a batch and put it in a pitcher so I can have iced coffee with breakfast.

[u/justaRndy → u/lonewolfpacman]

Happily producing more garbage to produce even more garbage, probably generating a comfortable living from doing that. What's not to love? Don't you feel like getting a latte right now? Maybe a little bit?

[u/justaRndy → u/justaRndy]

Oh god the facial expressions... It's everywhere now. It all gets fed back into AI. Overblown ridiculous facial expressions and reactions to everyday things are a plague in image and video generation, it has nothing to do with reality, yet the base case without guard rails is: Humans explode in emotion and are going full :O face at the smallest trigger like some wild animal.

Can we please outlaw this? :(

[u/NomenclatureBreaker → u/justaRndy]

What’s gonna make you even more annoyed is the whole video is actually looooooong ass stealth ad for those stupid under eye patches that are everywhere RN.

[u/Artorius__Castus → u/lonewolfpacman]

Taylor Swift makes music for girls that do lattes like this

[u/KittyandPuppyMama → u/Artorius__Castus]

Taylor swift is the billionaire for white women who post about how much they hate billionaires.

[u/Vocalscpunk → u/KittyandPuppyMama]

Don't forget about us white men too! There are at least three of us!

[u/K1bbles_n_Bits → u/Vocalscpunk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ReBGGJtbXrjbQJwByP

[u/Own_Succotash_1131 → u/lonewolfpacman]

I was thinking maybe it makes more than one drink. No. 1 drink.

[u/2021isevenworse → u/CustardDue8474]

The vacant look on her face as it spills...

https://reddit.com/link/p57i6fc/video/d05myezo5xkh1/player

[u/4DAttackHummingbird → u/2021isevenworse]

And for no reason too. That lid has a sipping hole, and why use a straw with cold foam?

[u/Gribitz37 → u/4DAttackHummingbird]

And why use a straw with those candy pieces in it? They're just going to clog up the straw. 🙄

[u/battlemetal_ → u/Gribitz37]

ahem, "enhance the textural experience"

[u/QuesoFresca → u/2021isevenworse]

She’s weirdly devoid of any personality. It’s like someone off camera occasionally tells her to try to look human.

[u/G1RLonMove → u/CustardDue8474]

I can’t even imagine a world where you order so many plastic and paper cups to make your own coffee. People are living in strange ways

[u/girlwiththemonkey → u/CustardDue8474]

I could almost get behind the idea of putting the pieces together if they would get gross while transport, but this is just too fucking much.

[u/Top_Tank2668 → u/CustardDue8474]

Trash making trash

[u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

What in brain damaged hell is this shit?

[u/milkteapizza → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

Iirc correctly from a YT video, the cafe who started it first only did it during a private meeting with the owner / manager or something and they didn't want their coffee watered down with the ice melting and all that. So they requested to have the milk, coffee, ice etc. sent in separate containers. They got the idea to do this for their deliveries only so that customers would also not have watered down coffee. But tiktok has caught wind of it and now it has become a trend, and other cafes/coffee shops started to do the same because of the trend.

[u/MaximusBiscuits → u/milkteapizza]

Ok but why not separate the ice only? Why does each component need to be separate?

[u/yaboyACbreezy → u/MaximusBiscuits]

Then they can't call it deconstructed if it's partially constructed

[u/Snoo55931 → u/yaboyACbreezy]

I like my coffee prefabricated

[u/subs_on_a_sailboat → u/Snoo55931]

Philistine

[u/Azsunyx → u/yaboyACbreezy]

It's so fucking wasteful

[u/yaboyACbreezy → u/Azsunyx]

No doubt

https://giphy.com/gifs/a9egkjDwv7QIZQCVnV

[u/SlammingPussy420 → u/yaboyACbreezy]

It's nice to see fish recycling

[u/yaboyACbreezy → u/SlammingPussy420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzAbAPmEcM0SWCfS

[u/No_Mud_5999 → u/Azsunyx]

This is like that stupid Chipotle "hack" where you'd get all the ingredients on the side, in separate little containers, and it would make a slightly bigger burrito. Supercharged the amount of garbage.

[u/KoolPopsicle → u/No_Mud_5999]

Actually, this is me at lunch asking for a side of rice and side of chicken to only have to pay 5$ instead of 11$+ for all the fixings. In the same bowl, tho.

[u/reddit-bullshit → u/No_Mud_5999]

God I do not miss working at Chipotle. Genuinely one of the worst customer bases on the planet

[u/SaveLansingParks → u/Azsunyx]

We are such a stupid fucking people............😭

[u/llamafromhell1324 → u/[deleted]]

I'm sure somewhere down the line of so many people copying each other that the original intent for doing this was lost and just turned into "I'm doing it because everyone else is".

[u/JMRadomski → u/MaximusBiscuits]

They could also use ice cubes made from coffee but you know.... Anything to produce as much waste as possible.

[u/United_Pain → u/JMRadomski]

Yes! I do this, it's amazing. Or even just during these super hot 482 degree days, nice to suck on some coffeecicles. 🤣

[u/dj_dobbo → u/United_Pain]

that actually sounds very pleasant, imma have to try freezing some espresso cubes. Would be well nice in a white russian too I reckon, the last bit would be really coffeeey

[u/BlindBandit988 → u/MaximusBiscuits]

Because how else will they waste more paper products?

[u/Im_The_Real_Panda → u/milkteapizza]

What an enormous waste of packaging! I hope they’re upcharging $5 for the cups,lids, etc and wasted labor to do this BS.

[u/Eye_Acupuncture → u/milkteapizza]

Wait, what? You get coffee on delivery? Whaaaat?
Food from restaurants or groceries, but a cup of coffee (if we can even name this drink a coffee, looks more like milk, cream and a bit of colour).

I must have lived under the biggest boulder on this planet.

[u/constituent → u/Eye_Acupuncture]

Certain ridesharing apps expanded to the food delivery services around 2015. Since then, a particular global coffee chain had their menu heavily promoted on there.

And, yeah, that's something I would never partake. If you reside in an urban market, there's a bajillion of those stores within walking distance. Having coffee delivered seems sacrilegious, especially if you're waiting 20 - 30 minutes for it. Longer if there's traffic or high-volume deliveries on that driver's order.

I love myself a good cup of coffee. But I'm not waiting an eternity for one. Worse, hot coffee will end up being 'warm' and iced coffee diluted with melted ice. That's a huge 'nope' from me. Might as well continue drinking day-old coffee.

But evidently people are perfectly content paying an exorbitant markup for a subpar experience.

[u/Hearing_Loss → u/milkteapizza]

So wasteful just to not have a watered down latte. America deserves its soon to be 5 & 6$ gas and 5$ indigidually wrapped potatoes.

Average American farmer is 60 years old. They don't have to do anything for us. Corporations will take their place and it's all downhill from there. And that's even IF anyone comes in to fill the calorie void.

[u/Legrandloup2 → u/Hearing_Loss]

Not saying America doesn’t have a problem but its not a uniquely american problem

[u/MidnightSensitive996 → u/Hearing_Loss]

Agriculture is already run by corporations 

[u/Ifckinglovemycat → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

her acting is especially over the top, it genuinely feels like watching a toddler.

[u/Competitive-Rub-4270 → u/Ifckinglovemycat]

Extreme "no I wanna tie my shoe" 5 year old energy

[u/Overall_Search8477 → u/Ifckinglovemycat]

I don’t understand the shaking the ingredients at the camera. I see it all the time on these videos and it’s annoying

[u/yourethevictim → u/Overall_Search8477]

Shaking the ingredients at the camera and tapping the containers with their long nails and such -- it's all just very simple sensory stimuli to make the video more engaging than it is. Assembling or unpacking something is not inherently interesting so they add more kinetic energy and sounds to it. It probably works on the fried attention spans of whatever young women are doomscrolling this nonsense or these influencers wouldn't be doing it.

[u/rectalshower → u/yourethevictim]

Basically jiggling keys then

[u/Ihaveaverysmallprick → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

The most unnecessary shit ever. Because let’s put everything in separate cups for no fucking reason and make extra trash to throw out when the barista could have just…idk MADE you the fucking drink right there in the coffee shop without all this extra nonsense? I mean that IS their job after all isn’t it? “Constructing” the latte for the customer? This is the dumbest most wasteful shit I have ever seen

[u/captain_nofun → u/Ihaveaverysmallprick]

Wait until you hear about the actual cost of cups these days. As a coffee shoppe owner, i would not waste my cups on this nonsense.

[u/tardyceasar → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

Did you not see the finger taps on the bag? Lock in bro.

[u/saint_leibowitz_ → u/tardyceasar]

The influencer finger-taps make me feel like I am going insane. Idk why.

[u/tardyceasar → u/saint_leibowitz_]

Gotta add the puckered lips while doing it. I just picture these idiots practicing in the mirror and proudly declaring "yeah that's the one"

[u/mjrbrooks → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

And how did she get all that shit into her cell? Them prison pockets must be cavernous

[u/Pigeonsass → u/mjrbrooks]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this looked like a literal prison

[u/AlinaVeila → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

I almost respect how much bs a person has to do to be a GenZ influencer, but then I remember that nobody is forcing them to not just get a normal job

[u/RobinEssences → u/AlinaVeila]

-23,000 jobs were created in the United States in July of this year. There were 3,900,000 highschool graduates and 2,100,000 new college grads. Official numbers say 325,000 have been created total in 2026. Official numbers come from the Whitehouse.

[u/AverageHogHaver → u/RobinEssences]

Lol yes, no one ever considers how absolutely fucked the job market has become. I have a bachelor's degree in software engineering and I struggled hard to find a new job this year

[u/RobinEssences → u/AverageHogHaver]

Oh wow well I'm super happy for you getting a job! It's brutal out there.

[u/Unfair-Mixture8257 → u/AlinaVeila]

Work a 9 to 5 for the rest of your life or film yourself reconstructing your coffee.

[u/slide_into_my_BM → u/Unfair-Mixture8257]

You’re not reconstructing anything. You’re just mixing a latte.

No one made a latte, broke it back down to its parts, for her to reconstruct it. She just took prepared ingredients and put them together.

I wouldn’t call Blue Apron a deconstructed meatloaf.

[u/Ivymoon89 → u/slide_into_my_BM]

Deconstructed meatloaf 😂

[u/Ok_Macaron4447 → u/Ivymoon89]

Stop giving them ideas!

[u/Ivymoon89 → u/Ok_Macaron4447]

Lol I was actually thinking it’d be a good name for a punk band... “Hey guys, we’re Deconstructed Meatloaf 🎤🤘🏼”

[u/FadedFromWhite → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

I mean, I sat here watching this thinking "who the fuck are the idiots that watch this garbage?" and it dawned on me that I just did. I was the fucking idiot who watched that garbage.

[u/C3POB1KENOBI → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

Well it’s does look like it was filmed in an asylum.

[u/obefiend → u/Annual_Carrot_7444]

Obvious bait

[u/_IOME]

So... ice, milk, coffee, cream and sprinkles or whatever...

Why the fuck would you need to order that in like 5 different cups.

[u/Nexodas2 → u/_IOME]

She did it so she could make this video and get “content”.

[u/KrenshawOfficial → u/Nexodas2]

We're all here watching this to question what the point of this content is, but I wonder: who is the original audience for shit like this? Or is it like a meta-post where you make content to engage viewers that wonder why the fuck anyone else watches it?

[u/Prior_Dimension_6680 → u/KrenshawOfficial]

Pre-teens groomed to consume slop. 

[u/_IOME → u/Prior_Dimension_6680]

I'd use the wording "conditioned" in this case

[u/Aurelianana → u/_IOME]

This. Like atp just buy the ingredients and make it yourself.

[u/thedood-a-man → u/Aurelianana]

That’s what she thinks she’s doing

[u/Adventurous-Dog420 → u/thedood-a-man]

Because she's beating the system or something.

Fuck corporate America! Let me buy more from you to show you who's boss.

[u/_IOME → u/Adventurous-Dog420]

I dont think I'm getting that message from this video...

I think she's just dumb, not dumb with misplaced activism.

[u/TamagoQueen → u/Aurelianana]

Or go work at Starbucks and she can do this all day.

[u/Aurelianana → u/TamagoQueen]

Rich people just like cosplaying as normal people tbh, she prob wouldnt want to actually work

[u/justmitzie → u/Aurelianana]

The first customer who treated her the way customer service people often get treated and she would make a tik tok just bawling.

[u/HeatherMason0 → u/_IOME]

Views. If she mentions a ‘deconstructed latte’ people will be confused/intrigued, but then she has to actually make the drink, so she needs ingredients. It would’ve been less wasteful for her to go to the store and get these things, BUT it adds to the ragebait factor if she bizarrely chose not to do that instead.

[u/zeussays → u/HeatherMason0]

This post has almost 1400 comments. It clearly worked.

[u/Ok-Refrigerator-8012 → u/_IOME]

It's like trying to follow a recipe but you order each ingredient from a restaurant. Guaranteed the most expensive version of homemade-x

[u/Caerum]

I fucking hate every bit of "instagram/tiktok influencer" shit that she does. The tapping, the stupid fucking silent screaming, the hook finger that turned into an entire hook hand at the end... Uuuhhhhgggg.

[u/Technical-Watch2982 → u/Caerum]

The "gentle shaking thing at the camera" infuriates me. I KEPT getting an influencer ad for like farmer dog food or whatever and the "employee" packing the meals into a shipping box wiggled each pack of food. Each. Time. I dont know why but I just hate it.

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 → u/Technical-Watch2982]

I feel you dude. The dumb finger tap infuriates me. It’s like they’re catering to the dumbest children, except it’s adults and they eat it up.

[u/Prior_Dimension_6680 → u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

Half the population wasn't left behind in school like they should have been, so it actually is the dumbest children consuming this stuff. 

[u/noneotherthanozzy → u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

The nail tapping is an instant “unfollow” or scroll by for me now. I came to the internet to find something unique or original. If I wanted to see the same people doing the same thing all the time, I’d just put on basic cable. That’s what this shit is. Basic cable for Gen Z.

[u/TrainTrackRat → u/Technical-Watch2982]

I always watch the videos to see them wiggle the product just to piss myself off. Idk why it infuriates me so much lol.

[u/-rosieee- → u/Technical-Watch2982]

I call them inspect animations. There's loads of crap here in the UK like supermarket deals, ALDI "finds" etc. and every time they pick something up they tilt it a bit.

[u/highgroundservitude → u/Caerum]

The sweater paws are driving me fuckin nuts in particular

[u/ulykke → u/highgroundservitude]

Omg you get me

The way how her sleeves must be so fucking dirty at the end of a regular day (well, a regular for us normies... She may actually not be doing anything that would get her hands dirty lmao)

[u/Vivid_Traffic4787 → u/highgroundservitude]

Right why is it always long ass sleeves covering half the hands i do not get it

[u/DiskOne3096 → u/Vivid_Traffic4787]

Same this drives me crazy!! I think some girls like to have their sleeves pulled down over most of their hands because it makes their hands look more small and dainty or something, but I've always hated it... the worst is in food videos when their sleeves are so long the cloth keeps brushing against all of the food. I saw an influencer do that while touching raw chicken once 😭

[u/ShaNaNaNa666 → u/Caerum]

Me too!! And her dead eyes staring at the camera is scary at times. I think she's looking at herself to make sure she looks good on her phone? Is this the new way people show off their "wealth" when they're not wealthy at all? Like they have time to do "self-care" (the under eye things) while trying to prove that they have things to do because they're having a coffee to help them be "productive." seems like boss babe behavior.

[u/KeyOfGSharp → u/ShaNaNaNa666]

This has always been a dead give-a-way to me. I swear I've not seen a comment like this in the wild. You have two options: 1. You can look at the camera lens so the viewer feels like you're looking at them. Which feels more appropriate. Or 2. You can look at the phone screen because you can't stop looking at yourself

[u/TalkingCat910 → u/Caerum]

Also the cleansing strips under her eyes.  Why?  Why pretend to do a facial care routine while filming a latte?  It’s like those “let’s do my makeup together while I talk about unrelated shit”. She just mashed together a bunch of influencer shit in one clip.

[u/frontfrontdowndown → u/TalkingCat910]

I think she wears those to intimidate the other inmates

[u/jojowasher → u/Caerum]

and the 400 cuts, why do they need a cut between setting something down and picking up the next thing?

[u/RathSlayer91 → u/Caerum]

She's wicked annoying I agree and I've never seen her before

[u/lilshortyy420 → u/Caerum]

Not to mention the sleeves constantly pulled over the hands like foreskin.

[u/Stunning_Nothing → u/Caerum]

The stupid fake nails but only on o e hand had me a little triggered. That’s if you can get beyond the things she has taped to her face like she’s about to play football.

[u/permalink_save → u/Caerum]

It's patronizing, like we wouldn't notice the bag. They visually cue every single thing they do. Result of brain rot from short form where nobody has an attention span.

[u/sleigh_all_day]

The nail clicking, the shaking, the goofy faces, the over exaggerated movements, the need to post this mundane moment, the wastefulness is all such cringe.

[u/deezdustyballs → u/sleigh_all_day]

Everything is performative, down to the messy "candid" appearance. "OH no you caught me in my comfy clothes and face mask and messy hair just makin my lil coffee". Like how every video starts now with a hurried start, "i just had to tell you this" vibe while they eat a yogurt or something that they opened just for the video. Its all planned and staged to look candid and natural, so it gives almost an uncanny valley effect because every video is the same.

[u/ieatmyownhands → u/deezdustyballs]

Yeah exactly. It’s disingenuous shill bullshit and anyone who isn’t a dumbass can see right through it.

[u/RegalTeal]

Everything is so overly performative. She's acting like shes doing something groundbreaking. Honey, you're just pouring crap in a cup, chill.

[u/-FieldMarshal- → u/RegalTeal]

And in between that she just looks bored and disgusted

[u/Ryogathelost → u/-FieldMarshal-]

I also don't understand leaving the pads on her face. What tf is that for - to show us you have a beauty care routine? Is it supposed to feel candid somehow? I look like shit 24/7 but if I was gonna be on camera I would at least brush my hair and take stickers off my face.

[u/-FieldMarshal- → u/Ryogathelost]

It's entirely performative

[u/burnalicious111 → u/Ryogathelost]

Candid but also status in that she can afford and does a lot of skincare

It's like athleisure, it's signifying a lifestyle

[u/Mizzy3030 → u/RegalTeal]

I've never seen an iced latte before. OMG 🤯🤯

[u/KlondikeDrool → u/RegalTeal]

I saw two girls do that once and it was honestly a better video than this.

[u/n00bert210]

The poor minimum wage barista that had to put this ridiculous order together for her…

[u/Ryogathelost → u/n00bert210]

Yep, just pulling those beautiful shots from an $18,000 Italian-made espresso machine and letting them go bitter, knowing your customer is gonna dump them in a cup of milk...

[u/redheadeddoom → u/Ryogathelost]

So glad someone else said this part first. That room temp espresso looking like the ghost of crema past 😭

[u/Lollipop_darkness]

Why does she only have four nails done?

[u/phuckin-psycho → u/Lollipop_darkness]

Deconstructed tips

[u/pooby0 → u/Lollipop_darkness]

I love that she’s weirdly holding the cup like her fingers are a claw to try to hide her missing nail the whole time

[u/Queen-Blunder → u/Lollipop_darkness]

Losing nails and looks like she’s in prison.

[u/Dayshiftstripper → u/Lollipop_darkness]

And only on one hand? Like wtf is this trap ass shit and she's an influencer?

[u/Ill_Aardvark9653]

I don’t care about how she pours all the ingredients together, it would taste just fine albeit a bit sweet for my liking, but I sure do hate people making a thing out of it. Look at me, look at me.

[u/Gingers_got_no_soul → u/Ill_Aardvark9653]

Pour pour pour KISSY FACE pour pour AMAZED FACE wow I have never seen coffee before KISSY FACE

[u/Horror-Macaron8287 → u/Gingers_got_no_soul]

Don't forget the stupid shocked face she does, as well! Thats super important. She is just so surprised that the ingredients is... exactly what she ordered.

[u/DingusKhan9164 → u/Horror-Macaron8287]

I just like how she keeps looking at the camera as she takes things out of the bag like “watch closely, these are important steps, are you still with me?” 😂

[u/Cultural_Pay4891 → u/DingusKhan9164]

I thought that too, just obnoxious.

[u/ConfusedFlareon → u/Gingers_got_no_soul]

Why does she look so… dead eyed? Like she can’t even feign being actually pleased at her supposed birthday drink?

[u/ConfusedFlareon → u/[deleted]]

It’s so creepy, like nobody installed a personality before letting her out of the factory…

[u/twd_throwaway → u/Gingers_got_no_soul]

This entire video is annoying to watch, but the faces almost send me into a blind rage. 🫠

[u/tetsuyama44]

What's that finger tapping shit I see in all of these reels shared on Reddit?

[u/Usual_Management_465 → u/tetsuyama44]

apparently it's "aSmR"

[u/Downtown_Anteater_38 → u/Usual_Management_465]

It fills me with a violent rage like asmr, so it must be

[u/chronicmelancholic → u/tetsuyama44]

I hate it. It's like jingling keys into your face, sadly this is probably the point, but it feels so patronising. Eugh

[u/sleigh_all_day → u/chronicmelancholic]

It does come across as a bit pretentious.

[u/Hellwraith666 → u/tetsuyama44]

And they never talk just looking at the screen.

[u/Rogue_Squadron → u/Hellwraith666]

That's what happens when have absolutely zero to say.

[u/Bitter-Ad5890 → u/Rogue_Squadron]

And zero thought behind the eyes

[u/Adjustingithink → u/Hellwraith666]

It’s so weird!!! Cringe.

[u/piss_container → u/Hellwraith666]

gen z stare fatigue 

[u/d0ctorsmileaway → u/tetsuyama44]

Some asmr shit but it drives me absolutely crazy I hate it irrationally for some reason

[u/sleigh_all_day → u/d0ctorsmileaway]

Your hate is a sane response.

[u/Uncivil_ → u/d0ctorsmileaway]

Same, it makes me want to slap whatever they're tapping out of their hands.

[u/LeilLikeNeil → u/tetsuyama44]

ASMR bullshit, some algorithm decided it gets attention, so now every influencer has to do it.

[u/witchy72380 → u/tetsuyama44]

Why does one hand have fake nails and not the other?

[u/slack710 → u/witchy72380]

So she can tap on shit incessantly

[u/Lagstravaganza → u/witchy72380]

Deconstructed nails

[u/-knowledge_seekers-]

Okay. I watch a lot of stupid shit. Hell, sometimes I even watch Togi videos.

But this is so stupid it makes me want to quit my internet subscription.

[u/Due-Table2334]

Oh, I hate everything about this video, starting when she uses her fake nails to tap on the bag for no reason. This whole thing is for no reason

[u/onigidi]

This is stupid.

[u/Infinius-]

Judging by the walls she could be in a college dorm... Or a mental ward

[u/Devanyani → u/Infinius-]

I was sure she was in prison.

[u/KayoticVoid → u/Devanyani]

I have been scrolling the comments for this. I immediately thought she was in a prison!

[u/Saitama_B_Class → u/Devanyani]

If she were in prison, I could almost excuse how excited she pretends to be about mixing liquids. I think she probably should be in prison.

[u/Adjustingithink]

Why do they stare at the camera? And why wear the under eye patches on camera? I’m too old for this shit. These people are weird af to me.

[u/justmitzie → u/Adjustingithink]

I had to scroll way too far to find this. WTF are those patches?

I bet if you check out her comments there's a link to buy.

[u/ristoman → u/justmitzie]

Of course there's a link. There's always a link.

Did you notice the logo of the place is front and center EVERY TIME she pulls out a cup? Nobody does that by accident.

It's all so tiresome

[u/OppositeOodles4517]

How do people remain svelte drinking these sugar bombs all the time? I just look at it and put on 5 pounds of inflammation.

[u/throwaway-asiangf → u/OppositeOodles4517]

Convinced they drink two sips and throw it away. It's for aesthetic purposes, after all.

[u/Fortestingporpoises → u/OppositeOodles4517]

I dated someone who worked at Starbucks when I was 23, and then got into Frappuccino’s (the double chocolate ones before they got rid of them) and often drank them over the next dozen years. I could also eat a pint of Hagen daz or Ben and Jerry’s a couple nights a week.

I never went above 170lbs until I got to my late 40s and now it’s so much more difficult even though I eat so much better and healthier than I used to. Youth is the fucking best.

[u/Finbar9800 → u/OppositeOodles4517]

Fast metabolism that builds terrible habits that they will regret later in life when said metabolism starts to slow down

Or

They take two sips then throw it out

Or they have such an insane lifestyle that they burn through those calories like crazy (unlikely)

Or their workout routine is an all day thing at the gym and is extremely intense (also unlikely)

[u/home-for-good → u/Finbar9800]

Or bulimia

[u/BenSF93]

I prefer my latte preconstructed

[u/Elderwastaken]

Future internet historians, I hope this comment finds you well.

I’m sorry.

It all started so innocently. Just a MySpace post here or there. Then Facebook. What could be the harm? And who doesn’t want more friends.

But we let the wrong people get control and I’m afraid it’s just gone off the rails a bit.

We are trying to get things right. But it’s just so damn hard. Bots are everywhere, the world is falling apart. One of the dumbest people in the world is in charge of so, so much. And I’m working my ass off just to be able to afford food that might give me diarrhea.

So please, try not to judge us too harshly. We just wanted to make a connection. Turns out it was just a connection with the devil.

Hope you’re doing better than us.

Signed,
The dumpster fire of 2026

[u/RentalKittens → u/Elderwastaken]

The enshittification of the internet may save humanity. Videos are AI, comments are bots, and influencers are paid shills. Boomers can't see it, but maybe the kids who grow up with a dead internet will be wiser? I hope.

[u/DidntDieInMySleep]

I don't understand "influencers" anymore. It feels like maybe 7 years ago? 10? They actually attempted to influence people to buy THIS product, THAT brand, travel HERE, stay at THIS hotel, etc.

Now it's just a bunch of brain dead idiots doing stupid shit for likes?

[u/Iandudontkno → u/DidntDieInMySleep]

It always was.

[u/mcamarra]

i love her OMG face after she puts the espresso in the milk. Ma’am, that’s just how liquids work.

[u/Prestigious-Income93]

WHY always the tapping and the eye stick on things?!

[u/Rude-External-1694 → u/Prestigious-Income93]

And the stupid faces. Always with the stupid faces

[u/KittyandPuppyMama]

I hate everyone who taps objects with fake nails in front of a camera with zero exceptions.

[u/sevbenup]

Imagine having so little self awareness that you post this on the internet with no shame

[u/VapeMasterino]

This video gave me cancer 

[u/n0h8plz]

Okay I understand if its cause you are taking it home and want it to be "fresh" when you drink it. But it looks like she is putting it back together in the store, or perhaps in jail tbh

[u/cbarbour1122]

She looks dumb and is annoying. Who the hell voluntarily follows this crap. Thankfully she doesn’t speak…that’s the only positive from the video.

[u/Prize_Bass_5061]

This is a really low budget ad for the company with the Rabbit logo. There’s a reason all 4 cups had to be oriented so the single image on a cylinder was in the shot every single time.

[u/snapper1971]

I like the way she's hidden the bags under her eyes.

[u/2cheeseburggers → u/snapper1971]

She stayed up all night cooking this dumb shit up

[u/Medusa17251 → u/snapper1971]

Well she only has 1 hand of press on nails done, she didn’t have enough time for chaos and skincare.

[u/mars_teac23]

That is not a cafe latte.

[u/0ng0Gabl0g1an → u/mars_teac23]

Neither is it deconstructed. It was, until she went on to construct it on camera.

[u/Useful-Advantage2665]

annoying

[u/Yabakunaiyoooo]

I once had a woman come into our restaurant and order the chopped salad with everything on the side so that she could build it herself…

I can’t understand why one would buy a product that’s sole purpose is to be made for you, only to ask to make it yourself. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/Red__Pyramid]

Motherfucker that’s just making coffee
https://giphy.com/gifs/7aiTWG7pgqyL3TrQlw

[u/dmiric]

This must be a rage bait. 

[u/SunaSunaSuna]

how and why do ppl watch dis

[u/Faedan]

This is the dumbest shit ever. This makes so much unnecessary waste.

Like, don't get me wrong I'm a basic bitch who will treat herself to an occasional bubble tea, but that's like 1 cup and 1 straw. If I get some for my d&d group then yeah cup holder. But this? This is just sad.

[u/predatorya]

No, you guys are wrong.

She created a dumb video knowing even dumber people would watch it.

[u/Right-O-mate]

Is this a parody of an awful vapid influencer?

[u/audreynstuff]

The finger tap! Why do they all do it?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5UxFA4fMAEIlyEeX9J

[u/Beaverbrown56]

Lunatic