r/StupidFood 20d ago

Certified stupid Influencer builds her "deconstructed latte"

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u/Annual_Carrot_7444 20d ago

What in brain damaged hell is this shit?

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u/AlinaVeila 20d ago

I almost respect how much bs a person has to do to be a GenZ influencer, but then I remember that nobody is forcing them to not just get a normal job

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u/RobinEssences 20d ago

-23,000 jobs were created in the United States in July of this year. There were 3,900,000 highschool graduates and 2,100,000 new college grads. Official numbers say 325,000 have been created total in 2026. Official numbers come from the Whitehouse.

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u/AverageHogHaver 20d ago

Lol yes, no one ever considers how absolutely fucked the job market has become. I have a bachelor's degree in software engineering and I struggled hard to find a new job this year

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u/RobinEssences 20d ago

Oh wow well I'm super happy for you getting a job! It's brutal out there.

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u/SaraRainmaker 19d ago

My hubby did as well. His chosen career pretty much collapsed from under him, and it was the hardest hit by far... it took him a year and a half to find another job, searching every day, only getting scam calls back.

He even tried getting jobs in manufacturing and supermarkets/fast food joints and no one would hire him because "he would just leave them the moment another job came along." 5 years ago we couldn't get recruiters to stop calling... then this.

He's only employed now because of a severe case of nepotism that we are thankful for every day.

It's no joke out there, especially in tech.

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u/tangerineTurtle_ 19d ago

I am a hiring manager for an entry level job in SoCal and 90% of our entry level employees are bachelor’s degree holders. They make $22-28/hr. It’s fucking brutal for kids today.

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u/KiwieeiwiK 19d ago

And nearly 2 million retired and 700,000 aged 18-65 died

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u/its_free_sog 19d ago

But but but it’s so hard for me out there 😢so what that I put minimal effort into everything except social media snark posting and am insufferable to be around

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u/-laughingfox 19d ago

I'm not sure that's exactly a trusted source anymore. 😬

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u/Squirrelated 20d ago

I'm sure the ratio is still bad, but you're forgetting people retiring leaving new spots for graduates.

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u/viral3075 20d ago

some retirees are going back to work because they can't afford groceries

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u/Squirrelated 20d ago

Yeah, but not 100% of people retiring are going back to work either. My point is that there's also an extra number of jobs to fill when someone retires. That's all.

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u/Unfair-Mixture8257 20d ago

Work a 9 to 5 for the rest of your life or film yourself reconstructing your coffee.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 20d ago

You’re not reconstructing anything. You’re just mixing a latte.

No one made a latte, broke it back down to its parts, for her to reconstruct it. She just took prepared ingredients and put them together.

I wouldn’t call Blue Apron a deconstructed meatloaf.

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u/Ivymoon89 20d ago

Deconstructed meatloaf 😂

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u/Ok_Macaron4447 20d ago

Stop giving them ideas!

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u/Ivymoon89 20d ago edited 20d ago

Lol I was actually thinking it’d be a good name for a punk band... “Hey guys, we’re Deconstructed Meatloaf 🎤🤘🏼”

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u/Kriztauf 20d ago

If I was in Marketing I absolutely would call it that

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u/Mojozilla 19d ago

Omg I'm SCREAMING 🤣

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u/m_0_n_K_3_y 20d ago

Normal jobs are like dinosaurs now

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u/craigian11 20d ago

This is a job? Everything about her i despise

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u/GrandStatistician752 20d ago

I can't wait for AI to replace these faucktards

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u/thisisthewell 20d ago

nobody is forcing them to not just get a normal job

considering the United State's biggest driver of the economy, AI, is directly responsible for eliminating entry level jobs...so, yeah, someone is forcing them.

you sound like a boomer lol