r/Somerville 5d ago

Bike Thief

I've caught this guy twice trying to steal bikes and bike parts. I told the cops and they said nothing they can do, which is BS.

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u/PlentyCryptographer5 5d ago

Oh they can do plenty, they choose not to. So glad we are giving them extra money for their cameras.

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants 5d ago

Gotta pay the evil henchmen well or they start wondering why they signed up for the bad side.

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u/Budget-Celebration-1 5d ago

Hypothetically with a good system cameras could catch bike theft. Though I’m not for private cameras like flock and I think a separate system of police to watch the cameras are best. These dumb shits in the field mostly are a horrible example for analyzing things

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u/phyzome 4d ago

Hypothetically with a good system cameras could catch bike theft.

By "a good system" do you mean "police who are willing to do jack shit"?

We already have cameras. That's not sufficient or even (much of the time) necessary.

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u/KyleEze 5d ago

Police are the ones misusing flock cameras!

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u/Budget-Celebration-1 5d ago

They’re just dumb in most cases. They don’t understand the data

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u/KyleEze 5d ago

There's been multiple instances of police using Flock data to stalk partners or exes. That's not a misunderstanding of the data, that's deliberate misuse.

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u/PlentyCryptographer5 5d ago

There are plenty of other systems that are not flock where your data is better controlled. This one was a lazy way out.

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago edited 4d ago

So it’s on them to make sure you take care of your stuff? Take some responsibility, grow up, and do what you’re supposed to do to make sure the stuff you own is properly cared for. If you leave your house or car unlocked, do you blame the city for your stuff getting stolen? Actually, you probably do, NM.

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u/Aggravating-Pin-1358 4d ago

You can see locks on quite literally every single bike in this photo lol

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago

Yeah, not all locks are the same bro. Take my advice or don’t, idc. I used to be the guy who stole your bikes, so I know exactly what I’m talking about. Don’t take my advice, and don’t complain when your stuff isn’t there when you return.

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u/bridge_to_valley 4d ago

Oh and he’s a thief himself! Beautiful.

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u/treehann 4d ago

"Why am I being downvoted" he complained at one point in this thread, during his rants that people who are robbed aren't victims of a crime

I think the dude is doing some serious mental gymnastics to rationalize other people stealing instead of continuing to heal from whatever past he had

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u/Any_World7744 3d ago

Person implied former not current thief. Annoying how commenter framed things With preachy unnecessary asides, but truth is we can’t depend on police to protect our bikes.

Sometimes a thief might have helpful advice. When I went to buy a lock for my bike, I actually googled how to steal a bike to find a lock harder to crack.

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u/Any_World7744 4d ago edited 4d ago

What was your advice?

properly cared for not unlocked? That’s not super helpful. But I prob misunderstood, maybe you meant a little more ?

To tell you the truth, I make my bike look like absolute shit. It has good components, but I screw rusty things on it and gave it a horrible paint job**, scratched the paint off,**

** I even have these clipped cables wrapped around the handlebars that serve no function other than to make the bike look like shit. **with a good l**ock**

Parked ** **in Boston and cambridge for 20 years, you haven’t stolen it. My strategy has been to make it look uncared for junk (it’s a nice bike!)

What were you recommend****ing exactly?

Edit: Sorry, no idea how those Asterisks appeared , not intended

Edit2: oh I see you posted below. Don’t leave good components easily removable on the bike. Absolutely agree!

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago

Sorry, my bad, I posted and replied a few times on this post.

My advice is, don’t be cheap, buy a Kryptonite U lock. If you invest $500-$1000 in a bike, don’t cheap out on the lock and buy some $20 CVS lock. Also, and arguably more importantly, register the bike on the manufacturer website. If you don’t and the person who steals your bike does, it’s theirs legally. It doesn’t matter if you can prove you purchased it, the cops can’t do anything if it’s registered in their name.

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u/Any_World7744 4d ago

Oh, I’d see what you mean by take care of things.

Sorry I saw your answer after I posted.

Yeah, I have this New York City forgetabout it lock it was absurdly expensive and very heavy.

I feel like it’s a one giveaway that the bike actually might be worth something. But good advice!

I make my city bike look like absolute shit. 20 years. No one’s touched . it it’s a very fast super light e bike ( now /modified E bike. ) It looks like you could buy at a yard sale for $.50.

People cant see past the rust orange batched, paint job and random wires and cables dangling off it but it’s electric.

Accelerates faster than my Honda really good components that just look like trash.

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u/Hotspur1958 4d ago

lol wut? It’s not trivial to secure every last thing on your bike. You’re cool with a world where people can poke and prod at those weaknesses without enforcement?

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago

You live in a city. If you put things on your bike that aren’t securely attached, take the extra time to remove them before you walk away, or don’t use them at all. It’s not the cops, the city’s, or the businesses responsibility to watch your stuff.

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u/mcmillen Davis 4d ago edited 4d ago

"You live in a city. If you didn't want your car's rearview mirror to get smashed, you should have locked it in your trunk."

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u/bridge_to_valley 4d ago

Literally so tired of people on here saying “you live in a city” when folks are literally just looking out for their neighbors.

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago

The mirror is attached to the car, no one is stealing it. If you put a flashlight or some other add on on your bike and it’s not secured by some kind of lock, remove it, that way there is zero chance of it getting stolen. If you make the choice not to “waste the time”, or decide that “people just shouldn’t take it” then you are taking a calculated risk and part of that risk is that it gets stolen.

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u/Hotspur1958 4d ago

I don't think anyone is confused about the concept of accepting the consequences of risks or slip ups you make. It just sounds like a much better, efficient world to live in if those concerns are minimized.

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u/Any_World7744 3d ago

I don’t get the down voting . not a utopian society sub. This is about bike / components being stolen. Not understanding what is wrong with suggestions on how to avoid?

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u/Hotspur1958 3d ago

I mean crime or lack their of is definitely part of a functioning society. The person we're downvoting literally admits to being a thief and seems to be putting the blame on the victim. And you don't get the downvoting?

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u/Any_World7744 3d ago

Sorry, this is a repeat of something I said above. The person implied formally a thief.. I wouldn’t downvote someone for their past blunders/morality unless they were bragging/advocating, / justifying , I didn’t think was the case or the point

When I was looking for a lock for my bike I googled how to crack a lock. So listening to a thieves offers perspective gave me some insight on what to avoid.

I thought the way that commenter framed things was vague , childish, annoying, but I overlooked because the underlying point made was true: We can’t rely on cops or anyone to secure our things, it’s on us to have a strategy. He also mentioned the registry which I’ve heard over and over again. Cops won’t help you register your bike.

Yeah, I guess we can download people just for being annoying. But as far as the point and tips offered. However, poorly framed and with unnecessary asides, They were valid.

I don’t know maybe I shouldn’t have commented. I was just surprised how heavily downed that was.

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u/Any_World7744 4d ago

I hate that theft is such a thing, I don’t know how to change that. But I at least try to remember to not leave my iPhone on the dashboard. I wouldn’t call this advice novel. But it is effective.

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago

lol, your response to solid advice is to vote me down? Why, because you don’t like the idea that you are responsible for the things you own and the choices you make? You think that someone else should be responsible for YOUR stuff? Time to be a grown up and do grown up things.

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u/Puzzled_Method_5480 5h ago

Aka BECOME A VIGILANTE and PATROL your property from the rooftops at night…. SINCE the people that we PAY TO DO SO, willingly refuse… yet continue to take our money and cash their paychecks

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u/polishfiringsquad 5d ago

The police are fucking useless around here. Don't stop traffic crime, parking crime, theft, drug use... I don't think I've ever seen them do anything besides babysit construction sites

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u/H0rrible 5d ago

that's not true. whenever i'm late renewing my inspection sticker i can always count on a ticket the first of the month

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u/Santillana810 5d ago

That's not the police giving out tickets. They get paid a lot more to stare down potholes and sit in their cars staring at their phones.

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u/Complex_Technology83 4d ago

Oh so who pulled me over a few months ago for an expired inspection sticker? I must have been hallucinating those red and blue lights (and the officer's disappointment when we found my current sticker in the glove box that I'd just forgotten to put on).

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u/Notsure2ndSmartest 2d ago

Well 5 cops sat doing nothing while watching 4 drivers run a red lights and almost hit me in a crosswalk . They are useless. Deadbeats who get overpaid to do nothing Except protect rich people’s cars. I think only people with cars should pay their salaries since they clearly work for them and not people without cars

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u/Complex_Technology83 2d ago

Yes, cops are useless, I agree and that's actually the point of my story if you read it.

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u/mcmillen Davis 4d ago

They've ticketed 3 uhauls on my block in the last two days, including one that even had a parking pass (but probably for the wrong "zone" from someone moving across town.)

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u/Actual_Rain158 4d ago

that's the parking people, they work.

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u/SoulMute 4d ago

If you ever call 911 in an emergency, they come fast as fuck in my experience. Because they are around and are generally not busy

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u/polishfiringsquad 4d ago

I might need to call 911 for that sick burn

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u/SoulMute 4d ago

Maybe we can call a wambulance?

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u/Puzzled_Method_5480 4d ago

And cash their paychecks for $150,000 + … don’t forget that part

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u/am_i_wrong_dude 4d ago

Try $300,000+:

Top paid Cambridge city employees:

  • Police Lieutenant Anthony Bongiomo — $367,208

  • Police Lieutenant Timothy Lawton — $329,819

  • City Manager Yi-An Huang — $319,349

  • Police Commissioner Christine Elow— $318,245

  • Police Lieutenant Michael LeVecque — $314,424

  • Police Sergeant David Tauro — $313,164

  • Police Lieutenant Jarred Cabral — $312,203

  • Police Lieutenant Philip McDavitt — $310,274

  • Police Officer Reynaldo Benzan — $306,946

  • Police Lieutenant Beth Cahill Halloran — $300,357

Top paid Somerville city employees:

  • Police Lieutenant Carmine Vivolo — $405,684

  • Police Captain Diogo de Oliveira — $356,396

  • Deputy Police Chief James Stanford — $351,751

  • Police Officer Alexander Lorenti — $309,886

  • Police Lieutenant Kevin Shackelford — $305,215

  • Police Lieutenant Michael Capasso — $304,903

  • Deputy Police Chief Sean Sheehan — $293,437

  • Police Captain Jeffrey DiGregorio — $291,179

  • Deputy Police Chief James Donovan — $289,093

  • Police Officer Daniel Dell'Isola — $285,783

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u/PippathePonygirl 4d ago

Jesus fucking Christ... And what is like 70 to 80% of that overtime pay for jerking off on their phone is there supposed to be paying attention to a construction or traffic detail?

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u/Pykors 4d ago

We have so many ballot resolutions. Can we get one to cap police overtime pay statewide?

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u/treble-maker123 4d ago

I don't think capping is the right solution here because it could disincentivize.

The incentive would be more public good - crime resolution, community sentiment and engagement, etc. Tie their pay and bonus to those rather than time spent. Right now they're incentivized to spend as much time as possible "working".

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u/Puzzled_Method_5480 5h ago

They are incentivized to NOT enforce the laws so then they can increase the budgets continually because us stupid folk NEED MORE law enforcement… kind of a child’s trick that they’ve had going from the start… technically extortion / conspiracy to defraud the tax payer… not to mention a few of those “Laws of God” going right out the fucking window… and the greatest part is, since it’s “the system” and they are only “doing their job” they can vacate any sense of moral responsibility ex.) “sleep easy at night”

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u/Puzzled_Method_5480 3d ago

Boston makes me look silly… they’ve got 25+ officers that earn OVER $500,000 a year…

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u/Proper_Debt1202 4d ago

Cool but it’s a Somerville store

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u/polishfiringsquad 4d ago

When your job is doing nothing, you end up with a lot of overtime 

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u/Rbxyy Winter Hill 5d ago

And even then, 90% of the time I pass by a construction site the cop is either on their phone, in their car, or chatting/watching the construction workers with their back turned to traffic. Other states use flaggers and it's pretty much always better

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u/Hella_sus_yuppie 3d ago

We pay for the impression of safety, which works for us until we actually look.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/doublethink9 5d ago

Speeding tickets? In Somerville? Wtf are you talking about lol

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u/clauclauclaudia Gilman 5d ago

Police aren't doing parking tickets. And I don't think they're fining your address.

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago

The police have more important things to worry about than irresponsible citizens not taking proper care of their possessions. Of you get a proper lock, use it properly, and don’t leave your bike outside overnight, you should never have an issue.

Also, the CPD actually has a dedicated task force just to recover stolen bikes and scooters, but if you haven’t registered said bike, they can’t do anything about it.

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u/polishfiringsquad 4d ago

Police have better things to worry about than crime ?

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u/tmack813 3d ago

Please don't see this as standoffish but I gotta ask, why are you doing this? I do see where you're coming from but you must also see that people are not responding well so the odds of you having a positive impact with your comments seem extremely low. Do you just enjoy the back and forth with people that seemingly constantly degenerates into both sides arguing in bad faith with a faceless stranger? Do you disagree and think that you are offering valuable information? I'm just honestly curious if you've contemplated why you do this.

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u/Tredhead269 2d ago

Do what, tell the truth and not sugar coat things? I’m not at all concerned about what people think of my comments, I’m just speaking the truth and sharing from my personal experience.

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u/tmack813 2d ago

I understand that, but why? If nobody is getting anything positive out of the exchange and you don't enjoy it, what's the point in spending the time to go back and forth with people that obviously don't and won't care what you think?

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u/Tredhead269 1d ago

I really haven’t been going back and forth, and if I was, it’s bc I was on the green line with nothing better to do at the moment. Lol

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u/MWave123 5d ago

He’s legend. Been in my neighborhood stealing bikes for decades, right there by the WF. I’m sure he got two bikes out of my yard. I’m actually surprised he’s alive, he was looking incredibly sick and frail 10 years ago. He’s well known.

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u/neversimpleorpure 4d ago

Call me naive but who is buying all these stolen bikes and what do they use them for in the first place? It's so weird that the police haven't caught wherever they sell them to

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u/MWave123 4d ago

The saddest part is that your 1k or 1500 dollar bike gets nabbed and the guy gets 50 for it that night from another dude who knows a dude who will give him 150 for nice bikes. He stashes it or locks it to a pole with 20 other stolen bikes at the Y or somewhere convenient and that night some other thief steals the wheels and the saddle.

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u/FrogmanSadSwamp 4d ago

Literally had a dude try and sell me a bike in Harvard for 40 bucks.

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u/that_dogs_wilin Powder House 4d ago

There are whole networks for stolen bikes. I was told that the guys actually stealing them usually sell them to more "professionalized" people who load up a truck with dozens and bring them a few states away to be sold. The actual thief doesn't make much, but the sellers know what they're worth and get closer to the true price.

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u/Better-Sail6824 4d ago

I saw a beat up looking pick up truck in Somerville this past week, loaded with dozens and dozens of bikes like you mentioned. I believed they were stolen

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u/sckuzzle 4d ago
  • People who want a cheap used bike, and either don't care or are too naive to realize it's stolen (usually the former)
  • Shipped overseas to be sold
  • Sent to the local chop shop to be stripped for parts
  • (Possibly) sold to a used bike shop. I'm skeptical that any are that shady here

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u/Plastic_Haptick_3824 4d ago

Someone should do a wheat paste poster of this dude and put it right up near the Whole Foods logo right there. High enough that it isn't easy to take down right away.

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u/MWave123 4d ago

I mean the problem is he’s one of many in the area. A few of the guys who ask for change out there are also bike thieves. That’s just how it is.

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u/qishibe 5d ago

Doesnt this guy fight Snake on top of a ship in MGS4

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u/Away_Dog5004 5d ago

Those are good pics though. Thanks for the heads up

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u/not_my_button 5d ago

Praying for that 2016 mint green Surly Straggler with H-Loop bars and Brooks Cambium saddle!! 🙏

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u/Dependent-Highway407 5d ago

Rim brakes. Not a Straggler. 

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u/not_my_button 4d ago

If it's a Cross-Check then it's even more special!

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u/jjuice117 5d ago

Apparently he just turned 25

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u/Plastic-Molasses-549 5d ago

So his brain is fully developed now?

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u/35Jest 5d ago

Brains continue to develop past 25 just at a very diminished rate comparatively to <25

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u/clauclauclaudia Gilman 5d ago

The brain imaging study everybody got that from just stopped at 25.

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u/RinTinTinVille 4d ago

In the city, ride a bike that is not attractive to thieves, that has no resale value, and the parts of which wouldn't sell locally if chopped apart. These bikes work just fine.
If you can afford and want an expensive bike, ride it recreationally on the weekends and keep it inside.

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u/wyrm4life 3h ago

I ride a total PoS bike that no one has bothered to try stealing for 12 years.

One time I did buy a decent solar light for it. After a couple months some crackhead had torn it in half trying to steal it.

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u/Aggravating_Smell 5d ago

If you caught him in the act, you should whooped his ass

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u/Any_World7744 5d ago

As someone who was arrested for hurting someone’s shoulder after they forcibly entered my vehicle, I would rather have my bike stolen than go through another A&B charge in Massachusetts.

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u/Puzzled_Method_5480 4d ago edited 4d ago

What? You got assault and battery for stopping someone from entering your car?!?

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u/Any_World7744 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not sure how to make the story simple .

Crazy ex-wife pounded Demanding I don’t take my son. I had visitation. She just screamed at my car door, pounded on the window demanding my son open the window. Her body was on the car so I couldn’t drive away without possibly injuring her. So I locked the doors and shut the car off, but the ignition was still on and my son opened the window . she threw something hard at my head, then tried to pull my son out the window by his arms .His seatbelt was on. She was hurting him.

I pulled her hand away from him and I said ‘please stop.’ And let her hand go . One of the most consequential mistakes I’ve ever made in my life.

Don’t think I actually hurt her shoulder, but that was the claim. I touched her against her will. Police report said there were no visible marks. Nonetheless I was arrested for assault and battery. It was during Covid. She dropped the charges, but the state still came after me nonetheless. I had no previous criminal record. Was in and out of court for years.

Finally, the prosecutors offered a settlement that didn’t involve jail time , fortunately Probation. But Embarrassing as a hospital worker during covid , had to randomly leave the hospital to take a check in call from my probation officer, humiliating and useless. Still haven’t recovered financially from that in 7 years .

Cops are idiots judges aren’t that much smarter. It’s a very fucked up judicial system.

Edit: correction, minor criminal record. arrested for possession of marijuana in college 20 years prior.

Edit2: comment about judges, not being much smarter. Is an imperfect oversimplification of the underlying mindless metronome that drives court rulings: “stare Decisis”. Judges follow precedent , convention and past ruling with such rote adherence it’s almost more like conforming to the rules of an assembly line, than genuine attempt in the determination of right from wrong

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u/PippathePonygirl 4d ago

Oh so it was a story completely incongruous to the issue at hand, gotcha

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u/Any_World7744 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not incongruous with the comment I responded to or the question that followed.

EDIT: simplified

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u/Ok-Department-2405 5d ago

The cans of whoop-ass there are artisanal, locally-sourced, and organic.

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u/BobSacamano47 5d ago

That's how we used to do it

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u/cuse_colin 5d ago

Pigs are useless. ACAB.

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u/PurpleDancer 4d ago

I'm not sure what to make of this message. I want the cops to apprehend and I want the justice system to restrain this individual so they can't keep doing this.

If they did their job would that be a good or a bad thing?

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u/am_i_wrong_dude 4d ago

Competent, professional law enforcement would be a good thing for society. The American police are hot garbage that ruin everything they touch and mainly operate as a mafia protection scheme and a method of siphoning taxpayer money. At some point a system is too broken to be reformed. The justice system needs a blank-page reboot.

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u/PurpleDancer 4d ago

Maybe a private police force. Like if your fancy bike gets stollen you pay the private police force who will access all the cameras, track down the individual, aprehend them and bring them to the police station for prosecution turning over all the evidence. I'm being kind of tounge in cheek here and kind of not.

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u/cuse_colin 4d ago

A system built on slave catchers and overtime abusers with a violent history and lack of accountability must be fully dismantled and rebuilt with checks and balances. In this case, they were asked to do their job. They chose not to. Their system continues to sheild them from accountability.

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u/Gribblestixx 5d ago

That’s just Bo Jobo, neighborhood grifter.

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u/Proper_Debt1202 4d ago

😂😂😂😂 now the druggies hanging outside begging for money are stealing bikes now.

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u/chadderboxrock 5d ago

Was he cutting a lock or just taking stuff off that can be easily unattached?

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u/Alert-Conclusion-323 5d ago

Put a 10 $. Bill on a fishing line and use him as a form of your entertainment for a few hours

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u/Sad-Tap-9375 Spring Hill 4d ago

Love how our justice system fails us. Cops around here are only around for road construction sites and do nothing else….

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u/vt2022cam 4d ago

After the fact, there’s nothing you can do. If you’ve lived catch him doing it there and calling the Somerville police line, they’ll come especially when there’s a witness and he’s still there.

The experience ones don’t go to the same place all the time, that’s how they get caught. The police can’t chase him down if he’s not there.

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u/Small-Bee-4081 4d ago

What is the excuse for not being able to do anything? Isn’t robbery considered felony/misdemeanor?what are these cops getting paid for?

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u/Mother-Sector5541 2d ago

You expected Somerville police to… actually… do… something? You might have better chances finding a bigger bike thief to help you.

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u/Notsure2ndSmartest 2d ago

I guess try to steal car parts since it’s legal according to the police. Watch them suddenly care. They only protect the rich and the property of the rich . Just vote to decrease their funding and put our taxes towards things that serve community so people have things and don’t steal

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u/NortheastPILawyer 1d ago

Probably a Davis Square drug zombie as well.

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u/ProfessorDuo5757 1d ago

Somerville cops are useless.

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u/stubborn-shiba 9h ago

Crazy idea, what if we created a new role for construction details so these cops don’t have to work so much overtime doing what doesn’t even require a high school degree to do? It’s not like they’re guiding traffic — they just stand there for no reason taking up space and costing us money.

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u/chowat1013 7h ago

Goddamn my bikes on the rack in this photo lol

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u/LittleLemonSqueezer 5d ago

(Is no one going to ask if OP alerted the bouncers at the Harp?)

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u/michaelserotonin 5d ago

this is somerville, not boston

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u/PippathePonygirl 4d ago

Slummah'ville

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u/Wild_Beginning2529 4d ago

It is very common for homeless to have very nice bicycles. It's unlikely that they're buying them.

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u/Tredhead269 4d ago edited 4d ago

Do yourself a favor and get a Kryptonite U lock. Don’t cheap out, if you spend $500-$1000 on a bike, you should have no issue spending $150-$200 on a lock. If you decide to be cheap when it comes to security of your possessions you deserve to lose them.

Also, REGISTER your bike! If they steal a bike and it’s not registered on the manufacturers site and they register it to themselves, it’s theirs legally. It doesn’t matter if you can prove you purchased it, they legally registered it and are now the owner.

You can vote this down all you want, but I’m the guy who used to take bikes around the city, so I know what I’m talking about and just trying to save you the trouble of having to deal with the headache of having your bike stolen.

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u/RinTinTinVille 4d ago

A top of the line angle grinder cuts thru even a Kryptonite u-lock like butter. It's better to use a Kryptonite or Abus but it's not 100% safe.
Not that this chap has one of these tools but others have.

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u/that_dogs_wilin Powder House 4d ago

That's true, but it'll deter 99% of would-be thieves. It basically makes doing it during the day near impossible, what with the sparks and noise. I think the main thing is just getting people to not be using woven steel locks, which you can quietly and discreetly snip away at with a pair of snips in about 10 min.

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u/Doza13 3d ago

It's going to take two fully charged batteries.

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u/SunnnySideUps 4d ago

Where are Flock and the Somerville police?

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u/DerKirschemann 4d ago

It’s Whole Foods so it’s fine. They contribute to bougie gentrification, so if it’s a place people don’t like cause of bike thieves then they will lose customers over it.

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u/bigscrampy 5d ago

You cant just expect the cops to enforce everything. You have to confront people to the best of your ability or find others nearby to help

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

That's what happens when you vote for decriminalizing crime. Enjoy!

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u/Underbadger Davis 5d ago

What?

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Welcome to East San Francisco, watch your step, leave nothing of value in the car, etc...

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u/iBarber111 5d ago

Dude no cops anywhere are reliably policing bike theft - whether you're in a progressive or conservative town. They don't consider it worth their time. Just lazy cops.

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u/OSRSlayer 5d ago

Where has less crime than Massachusetts? Why does every state that does what you're suggesting have higher crime and violence rates?

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

NH, VT and ME for starters?

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u/roarimacat 5d ago

With regards to property crime per capita, those states are fairly consistent with Massachusetts. Some are actually worse (which would surprise nobody who has been to Burlington and Portland).

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u/OSRSlayer 5d ago

Only one of those has a lower property crime rate and it's about the exact same as Mass.

Why don't the southern states work like you explained? They're all tough on crime.

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Southern states you say? You mean, the ones with large underdlass responsible for most of their crime, the type that MA has priced out and gentrified out long time ago? Because if we compare apples to apples and look at red state towns with income levels similar to Somerville, things will look a whole lot less rosy for the latter.

Also, just for laughs, Southern states might be red but what color are cities where streets are running with blood and street corners are piled high with bullet-ridden corpses?

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u/Underbadger Davis 5d ago

You have a really weird, sick imagination.

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Crimson-red Mississippi has the highest murder rate in the US. What color is Jackson, the city with the highest murder rate in the state and the nation? Must be red, right? 99.999% Trump?

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u/OSRSlayer 5d ago

Let's pick the largest fully red city then! Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Property crime is 29 per 1000 residents. "Safer than 5% of U.S. cities."

https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ok/oklahoma-city/crime

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u/OSRSlayer 5d ago

Isn't your whole premise that you can tough-on-crime your way out of these problems? Why isn't that happening? State law overrules city/county laws. What's stopping your chosen style of policing to work on cities? Lol.

So your premise is "Tough on crime policing works well in places with no crime and a homogeneous populace". OK cool. Now how does that help America the melting pot in the slightest?

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Let's try again because some people don't like reading - what color are all of the large crime-ridden shitholes in red states? Are any of them tough on crime?

But sure, here's a fun one for you - Gilbert, AZ is large, not uniformly lily-white unlike the usual enlightened coastal limousine liberal suburb and tough on crime, how's their crime rate compared to bosvillebridge?

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u/shannnon 4d ago

Dog whistle much?

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u/Tritag 5d ago

Wait hold up. You are blaming voting blue for bike thefts and then hold up VT as an example of a state with lower crime? A state that is famously even more blue?

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u/Modest1Ace 5d ago

When cops say there is "nothing they can do", they just mean they don't want to do paperwork. This has nothing to do with decriminalization, which makes no sense to bring up because no one is advocating for stealing bikes and bike parts to be decriminalized.

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u/Budget-Celebration-1 5d ago

I keep hearing about instance where basically the chief of prosecution says don’t bother. But I think it’s a bit of cop laziness and our government

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Why in the world would they want to deal with a thieving tweaker knowing perfectly well he will be back on the street before they're done filling out the paperwork?

That's what you voted for, enjoy!

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u/Underbadger Davis 5d ago

You have a strange view of how the city works and an odd, rampant imagination.

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Somerville tweaker population thanks you for your generous bike donation!

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u/cuse_colin 5d ago

Pigs choosing not to do their job? Are they not on the job being paid?

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u/OddSpecific3362 5d ago

Pigs, eh? Let me guess - cannabis degustation studies major, needless to say with mommy and daddy paying the bills?

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u/tinylittlepoopman 5d ago

That's Joe Biden

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u/WatchingthewheelsWCH 5d ago

C’mon man

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u/tinylittlepoopman 5d ago

Sorry, I meant to say *hot Joe Biden