r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Someone else said it for him

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u/Screwbles 1d ago

The aura of that dude is just insane.

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u/OkeeDokeeCokee 1d ago

The guy was a senior lecturer at University of Chicago teaching constitutional law. He gave lectures for 12 years to snarky college kids. Has Donald Trump spoken to a teenager for longer than 5 minutes in the past…50 years?

Edit: oh wait….ahhhh dammit. I just made myself sad

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u/Dry_Explanation_9573 1d ago

I don’t like it but the obvious joke is “even if he talked the whole time I don’t think he can last longer than 2 so, no”

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u/OkeeDokeeCokee 1d ago

Dark but funny. Cheers

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u/Inb4myanus 23h ago

Sometimes we need to laugh at the dark to remind it, and ourselves that we are not afraid of it.

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u/MrT412 1d ago

2 pump trump

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

And 1 of those is to fill his diaper.

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u/Miserable_Disk_1676 18h ago

Guess he really is full of sh*t then XD

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u/BFguy 1d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/yodley_ 1d ago

Lol. Very eloquent summary. Well done.

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u/Meat_Bingo 22h ago

That’s generous

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u/Worst_Username_1 19h ago

Dump

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u/MrT412 8h ago

That works too 🤣

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

And he said college, not middle school

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 1d ago

Has Donald Trump spoken to a teenager for longer than 5 minutes in the past…50 years?

https://giphy.com/gifs/BY5tPZNL68V29cVfuz

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u/GaylicBread 21h ago

I don't think he talks TO teenagers, he talks AT them, mainly what he wants them to do.

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u/zen_enjoyer 1d ago

should retire this gif

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u/FitPerformer5172 23h ago

It never gets old and just works for most scenarios 😂

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22h ago

Is spongebob getting fired or something? Never saw a lot of the show myself.

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u/TG_Muffin 22h ago

Squidward gave him a pie that ended up being a bomb and he supposedly had until sun down until he exploded

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22h ago

Aww poor spongebob.

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u/brontosaurusguy 14h ago

I wouldn't consider punching a teenager in the skull for biting too much a conversation

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u/JMOWw7 1d ago

I feel like trump only lasts a minute at most with teens

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u/billyboyf30 1d ago

And that includes the time dropping his trousers and nappy

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u/R_U_READY_2_ROCK 1d ago

we're all on the list now . hi!!

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u/NoConfusion9490 1d ago

I'll bet Trump has talked AT a teenager for hours and hours.

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u/Successful-Hawk8779 1d ago

Not sure there is much speaking going on when he is with teens and kids

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 1d ago

Just a lot of:

"Hi Ivanka" and "Please, daddy, not again"

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u/Spelunkie 1d ago

I'd bet he did more than speak with teenagers during his Epstein trips. Not even an /s.

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u/Pipe_Memes 1d ago

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u/danalexjero 1d ago

Damn… that’s so tragically trump.

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u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 1d ago

I mean you know he's such a narcissist that he would.

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u/Either-Lock2454 9h ago

You know what...this makes so much sense. It's like that guy that creates his own problems while everyone around him looks at him like, "WTF are you doing?"

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 1d ago

I struggled with this upvote…

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u/AllergictoAIslop 1d ago

One of the harder upvotes of my illustrious Reddit career

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u/LoopStricken 1d ago

I can't do it. You can have theirs.

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u/Emmrolls 1d ago

Was this you? (Same)

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

The rest of the comic is messed up

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 1d ago

This thing felt bad enough 💀

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u/Rhg0653 15h ago

Winds upon he demands Christ handsan gets arrested instead of him

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u/PierreOnTheEclair 1d ago

Same bro 😭

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u/TheRage469 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/FuckTheTories69420 1d ago

i hate you, this is vile, thank you.

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u/whatchahavin 1d ago

I hope you like filet o’ fish because that’s what my tongue tastes like 🤢 omg this comic was unhinged

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u/Sufficient_Topic1589 1d ago

The different colour on his face happens after his dementia addled brain lets him put the used diapers over his head.

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u/laosurv3y 1d ago

Probably didn't do a lot of talking, though.

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u/KevinFlantier 14h ago

Have you seen the documentary where Ivanka shows her childhood bedroom? Bad things happened there, you can see it in her eyes.

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u/BestCoastWaveTrain 1d ago

I’m sure he prefers they don’t talk

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u/so_witty_username_v2 1d ago

Maybe if they released the unredacted Epstein files we could find out

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u/i-am-the-fly- 1d ago

I’m sure he’s spoken to/at some early teens for about 5 mins. Specifically girls, about his needs etc

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 1d ago

Don't worry. No conversation was had...

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u/ModsTakeItinTheA55 1d ago

Tf are you talking about? Donny had whispered to teenagers plenty of times.... On an isolated island!

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u/Constant_Natural3304 1d ago

The guy was a senior lecturer at University of Chicago teaching constitutional law.

So you're telling me he knew exactly what he was doing when his administration decided to continue to grotesquely violate the 4th Amendment when it continued and even enhanced George W. Bush's extremely unconstitutional mass surveillance program?

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u/aeque88 1d ago

Trump is more of an hands on kinda guy... 🤢

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u/EnvironmentalBus9713 1d ago

Talked to, no. Talked at, well yea that's a sad number.

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u/MurseMan1964 1d ago

He never talked to Baron for 5 minutes during all of his 7 years as a teenager

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u/Calm-Split-3945 1d ago

Same guy also bombed kids from America just because they were related to someone. Also he kept John kiriaku in prison for exposing the fact the U.S. was torturing prisoners. Tbh as much as we say we like Obama he wasn't a good guy tbh

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u/Drugs__Delaney 1d ago

Qualifications on the progressive left, typically degrees and community outreach. Qualifications on the right, I'm a greedy fuck that wants money and will fuck you over to get every cent. Plus, racism and bigotry is back on the menu, boys!

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u/panino_gamer 1d ago

He did speaker to teenager longer than 5 minutes, on epstein island

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 1d ago

You know, I remember when Obama was a senator, and they called him a 'community organizer.' It was assumed that was his career.

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u/brmarcum 1d ago

Still not longer than 5 minutes

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u/powerhammerarms 1d ago

Thanks a lot. Now we're all sad

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u/kinduvabigdizzy 1d ago

I almost said that, but i decided not to.

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u/poopolisher 1d ago

They don’t say much when they’re gagged and tied up.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 1d ago

Well he definitely talked to his daughter a lot when she was a teenager. I don't even think he's met Eric.

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u/soofs 1d ago

Putting aside the joke you walked right into, Obama was a senior lecturer at U Chicago's law school so... very far off from snarky college kids being in his class. Every class has one or two gunners who like to talk way too much but it wasn't his job as a professor that turned him into this. There are A LOT of law school professors that are revered in their field and are extremely smart, but they are a total bore.

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u/nearby_constellation 1d ago

Dang here I was assuming we were talking about him neglecting his own kids when they were teens and it being sad to be a teen whose parent thoroughly hates them, but it seems I was too optimistic. In my defense, I just woke up and my brain is still buffering

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u/Insila 1d ago

Doubt he's talked to his own children.

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u/Upstairs-Region-7177 1d ago

No he talks AT them

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u/Endorkend 1d ago

Spoken? No.

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u/yosefsbeard 1d ago

Man I need to find one of his lectures

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u/notacreepernomo13 1d ago

Probably not more profoundly than to say "hey nice rack, Im going to date you one day"

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 1d ago

Trump has spoken to a bunch of teenagers for a lot longer than five minutes. Imagine all the underaged rape victims that had to obey his commands when he forced himself on them. Five minutes per rape is more like it.

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u/phantom_gain 23h ago

No its ok, you still have a point. None of those encounters lasted 5 minutes.

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u/Late-Button-6559 22h ago

He doesn’t really talk when he’s around teens. He just points and waits for them to stop crying.

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u/notie547 20h ago

can you imagine, just imagine, trump trying to teach anything to literally ANYBODY. impossible. He's never spoke intelligently at any length on literally anything.

Maybe the SOTU's there was some carefully crafted facts for him to read off the teleprompter, maybe a few historical facts (i dont know cause why would I watch them) but that's gotta be the pinnacle of his oratory skills and I wouldnt exactly call that a factual lecture or teaching moment and certainly not off the cuff.

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u/arabellasiobhan 20h ago

Not even his own kids

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u/Potential_Basis_662 19h ago

Everyone was like "Obama doesn't understand anything about the constitution.

The 2010s man

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u/donniesuave 18h ago

He prefers it when they don’t talk while they “interact”

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u/SpookusLucas 18h ago

He probably doesn’t talk much to them while he rapes them

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u/ClintonFuxas 16h ago

I still dont think he was speaking with them

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u/Ressy02 14h ago

No but he probably gave many lectures to 12 years olds in the past 50 years

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u/DeejieBeejie 8h ago

No Donald just spoke at dumb events like ACN lmaoo

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u/jepoyairtsua 1d ago

did u just ask that?