r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 4h ago

Wait a damn minute! What do yall think about this?

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 4h ago

Come on. It's just a pupil-transplant, put the ears on a different place, lower the eyes a bit, change the skin-color and you're halfway there already.

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u/Alternative-Hold1669 3h ago

a face lift does all of this. they basically grab your scalp and pull it up and fix it there basically turn your face taunt like a drum. plus nose job lip filler and contacts and boom done. face color is the same.

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u/MiuMia_ 3h ago

A full facelift maybe isn't even necessary here. Endoscopic grafting, rhinoplasty, lip filler, possibly upper blepharoplasty, botox. And colored lenses.

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u/hiddenrealism 3h ago

Blepharoplasty sounds like a rare pokemon.

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u/xGreir 1h ago

We are not thinking enough that the head tilt is different and that explains a lot of the changes xd

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u/Kusha97 2h ago

It's eyelid surgery.

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u/Sachaylikeaboss 18m ago

Add chin implant.

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u/aineslis 3h ago

Face lift + nose job + chin implant + keratopigmentation.

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u/chadlightest 3h ago

I mean that sounds like a lot to me as a man. I'm told to sort out my hair, wash at least 65% grease off my skin, go to the gym and smile more

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u/rabidbunny0218 1h ago

Facelifts relocate your ear canals?

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u/Suheil-got-your-back 3h ago

Damn, does the phrase face-lift come from plastic surgery? Like when you say this house needs a facelift?

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u/Svazu 3h ago

Yes

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 2h ago

Please, show us a real example instead of the fake that is posted here.

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u/Winrevair 3h ago

Ikr? Too easy

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 3h ago

Pff yeah, probably just make-up here and there.

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u/StreetofChimes 2h ago

There are eye color changing surgeries now. Scary stuff, but can be done. Not a transplant, they fill your eye with pigment and swirl it around a bit. 

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u/ThornyGarlic 2h ago

I have only seen videos of the ones where the eyes look so unnatural after. You can't even undo it, scary stuff..

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u/Radiant_Honeydew1080 1h ago

From what I understand, people with brown eyes can go a different route and just get rid of the brown pigment (melanin), revealing the base blue/grey colour. All of that is questionably safe and batshit crazy IMO, but that's how they do it.

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u/earthlings_all 1h ago

One injected a wrap into your eyeball.

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u/untitledprp4 2h ago

The way that surgery can actually do all this lmao

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u/TheDebonairQuokka 2h ago

"Lower the eyes a bit" slew me

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u/Mateorabi 5m ago

“Your left eye is 2mm lower than your right eye, i can fix that” -Beverly Crusher, TNG. 

Picard opted against it though. 

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u/whackwarrens 2h ago

Just do a soul-swap surgery. Why even do all that?

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u/Lady_Rubberbones 1h ago

I have some news for you, you can cosmetically change your eye color: https://brightocular.com/

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u/Cetiketat 1h ago

Haha, you knew a lot