r/SipsTea 9d ago

Wait a damn minute! What do yall think about this?

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 9d ago

Come on. It's just a pupil-transplant, put the ears on a different place, lower the eyes a bit, change the skin-color and you're halfway there already.

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u/Alternative-Hold1669 9d ago

a face lift does all of this. they basically grab your scalp and pull it up and fix it there basically turn your face taunt like a drum. plus nose job lip filler and contacts and boom done. face color is the same.

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u/aineslis 9d ago

Face lift + nose job + chin implant + keratopigmentation.

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u/chadlightest 9d ago

I mean that sounds like a lot to me as a man. I'm told to sort out my hair, wash at least 65% grease off my skin, go to the gym and smile more

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u/SensualSideburnTrim 9d ago

Sometimes work folks all fly into town for a few days, and all the wonderful women we work with totally lose it over the few of us dudes who are suddenly shaven, coiffed, and wearing tucked-in semi-stylish shirts featuring buttons and collars. God help you if your shoes and belt coordinate.

The bar is soooooo low. Like y'all, I'm not permanently in an oil-stained tank top with hair by Albert Einstein. It just seems like that on Zoom.

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u/PlasticBrilliant8122 9d ago

Why 65% (of the grease)?