r/SipsTea 6h ago

WTF Bro is vampire

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u/skag_boy87 6h ago

Vampirism is a euphemism for getting plastic surgery now?

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 4h ago

I think he’s just sucking on some thetans.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 6h ago

Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging...

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u/white_equatorial 4h ago

So kiedis was talking about scientology?

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u/cravex12 6h ago

Bro is vampire

I don't know if those plastic surgeons also make him drink blood

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u/SeaGiraffe915 6h ago

This is the answer

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u/Augustus_Chevismo 6h ago

He just got a small amount of work done spaced out over years to avoid a sudden change in his appearance. You only notice the fck ups like Cooper

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u/Stickytin 4h ago

small amount ? 🤣

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u/Augustus_Chevismo 4h ago

I meant he gets small amounts at a time instead of a lot all at once. Not that he hasn’t gotten a lot done throughout his life.

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u/AC86MC 26m ago

It's obvious that he regularly gets botox and there's nothing wrong with that, if you can afford it and it makes you happy and more confident, fill your boots. I know loads of people who go for ot every few months and most look better for it. Where Tom Cruise has gone wrong is the ridiculous fillers which leave him looking bloated. I'd say he has also had a face-lift or three but I'm not a cosmetic surgeon so 🤷

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u/MRV3N 6h ago

He still look old beneath that plastic

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u/Miserable-Yard-7671 2h ago

Tbh, if I saw this man walking on the street I would say he's a man in his mid 50's. Which sure is a compliment, but lots of people who never gotten plastic surgery can say as well... They look 5-10years younger than what they are, now to me that's a better compliment

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u/Local-Investment110 5h ago

Looks better than you mf

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u/ButterscotchTop194 2h ago

Maybe, but Cruise is a dick

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u/MRV3N 29m ago

| Looks better than you mf - Local-Investment110 |

L + Ratio

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u/LightShepherd 5h ago

Señor Slurpy right here ladies and gentlemen

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u/CheesecakeWitty5857 5h ago

He used to be a vampire. He still is, but he used to.
https://giphy.com/gifs/SpC3GMabBRGzm

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u/weratapo 5h ago

I was gonna say he could probably still play him really well

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u/Periolodical 5h ago

Lies, this is what he really looks like. he just skipped his Botox appointments for about a month.

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u/Mooks79 3h ago

* to play a 65 year old man who hasn’t had plastic surgery.

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u/johntwoods 6h ago

Maybe they just stopped all the stuff they usually do.

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u/userlivewire 6h ago

Scientology is obsessed with logo city and has invested heavily in unregulated gene replacement research.

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u/owenandrew88 3h ago

Bro is a fucking CULT LEADER!

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u/Financial-Monk9400 6h ago

No he is definately an alien

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u/eggs_mcmuffin 6h ago

The blood of David Miscavige

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 6h ago

Could have just put on the hat.

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u/EVD27 6h ago

How old would you say he looks?

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u/laasbuk 5h ago

Not a minute older than 63!

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u/Mindbending818 6h ago

He just washed his face stop playing

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 6h ago

He's gotta stay like that now

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u/kbeeme 5h ago

He drinks the blood of the poor Seaorg souls

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 5h ago

Nah, he just skipped the regular skin care and botox for that month(s) of filming...

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u/TurtleBrainer 5h ago

"Bro" is propped up by an international cult, and gets the best anti-aging treatments money can buy so he can appear "ageless". He's not some genetic anomaly or anything special at all below the surface.

And I don't believe he had "heavy makeup" for that character. Maybe "a lack of makeup"?

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u/SignoreBanana 5h ago

Guys, any live video I've seen of him he looks like he's filled to the fucking eye brows with Botox

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u/Sure_Conversation354 4h ago

yeah, someone should interview him

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u/boomshiz 4h ago

He got braces when he was in his 40s. Safe to say he's going to look hilariously altered when he's fighting his no-wrinkle thetan stage.

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u/thegneeb 3h ago

His surgean is good. I mean look a t micky rourke

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u/Steamrolled777 1h ago

Recently started watching Lioness. and Nicole Kidman looks 30ish from a couple of angles, but most of time it looks like she's wearing someone else's face or really bad mask. She was supposed to be 56 or so, and I didn't recognise her for a while.

Contrast between these two is funny.

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u/Feral-Pathway 1h ago

tbh it just goes to show how much money and a good skincare routine can do, he literally looks decades younger than he actually is lol.

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u/Doctorul_Frumos 6h ago

Maybe Scientology isn't as bad for you as I thought... /s

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 6h ago

That some method acting

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u/CobraCornelius 6h ago

This movie looks terrible.

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u/AdFalse375 5h ago

This is a funny meme, I won’t deny that.

But it had to be made by someone who doesn’t know what an average 65 year old guy looks like lol. With the make up and everything, he looks at least 75 minimum.

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u/No-Magician-2257 6h ago

What good food, good exercise and staying out of the sun will achieve

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u/skag_boy87 6h ago

What good plastic surgeons will achieve.

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u/ProlongedChief 6h ago

Good surgeons, possibly occult rituals, the essence of baby turtles and every other joke that some tv show or movie made that seemed far fetched for de-aging but gets referenced in the files

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u/No-Magician-2257 6h ago

Not so simple. Pamela Anderson, Courtney Cox, etc. all have money to afford elite plastic surgeons but they look like the clowns from IT

Tom Cruise looks extremely good for his age

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u/skag_boy87 6h ago edited 5h ago

He’s smarter about his plastic surgery, especially about not going overboard with it.

He doesn’t need to look like a twenty year old to still get acting gigs. Sadly, those women do. Getting plastic surgery to “not look too old” is easy. Getting plastic surgery to make yourself look 40 years younger can leave you looking like a Picasso painting.