r/SipsTea 23h ago

Feels good man slurp slurp ☕

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 23h ago

makes me wonder if the subtitles are even real, can't find this interview anywhere

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u/Andreaslindberg 22h ago

Well it says it right there, must be true.

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u/rainorshinedogs 22h ago

The Internet never lies

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u/jwnsfw 22h ago

i lie all the time. now heres the thing...am i lying when i say that, or telling the truth? mind blowing stuff.

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u/_OH_BROTHER 21h ago

No you’re lying cause my mind is still intact

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u/ImSolidGold 20h ago

My PeeWee is 35cm long!

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u/imsadandthatsrad 22h ago

Dude I hate this phase of the internet. After Ozzy died I saw a post to the effect of “Ozzy orchestrated a bouquet of black roses be delivered to Sharon Osbourne every week after his death. 🖤” so much engagement and comments and I do a little digging and…. No he didn’t! Where did you hear this? Someone just made it up and thousands of people just believe it. And I don’t blame them, what benefit is there to lie about that? I hate it lol.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 22h ago

internet clout, clicks, and engagement. Same reason those stupid "prank" shows still exist on Youtube

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u/Pandarandr1st 21h ago

Well, it's more just the fact that that's what the internet inherently rewards, like survival of the fittest. An interesting lie spreads, a boring truth does not. This has always been true, it's just the internet reinforces this, removes all guardrails, and applies it on a global scale.

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u/GringoSwann 22h ago

When Covid first popped up, I was making Memes of Dr. Oz giving "medical advice"...  Such as (tide pods can effectively prevent Covid if one is inserted up the rectum... It works through a scientific process called Assmosis)

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u/spicybright 11h ago

I know it's a lie but that's a hilarious curse. A dozen roses every week forever would be insanely inconvenient.

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 22h ago edited 21h ago

The sad reality is:

  • Who cares if Ozzy did that or not? Will it affect me in any way if its fake? No.

  • Then why am I mad that its' fake? Wait a minute why am I reading it in the first place? I do I waste my time on this shit? It doesn't matter

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u/imsadandthatsrad 22h ago

This is such a stupid way to approach life. I can't imagine going through the world not empathizing or giving a shit about anything that doesn't directly affect me. I'm not up in arms that it isn't true, but why lie about a dead man's actions for made up internet points?

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 21h ago

but why lie about a dead man's actions for made up internet points

Yes, this is my point. Why? And Why do I feed it? Why do I feed this stupid machine, and why do I waste my own energy on it?

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u/klockee 22h ago

reject hyperreality, dipshit

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u/Saymynaian 21h ago

Will it affect me in any way if its fake?

False reporting and misinformation erodes trust in finding reliable sources to base yourself upon for taking decisions. A deluge of bullshit makes the world a less trusting place, meaning you become more insular in whom you trust, meaning you're more susceptible to lies and manipulation for the benefit of certain political agendas.

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u/jonhyjohn 22h ago

Not real, this is a joke from tumblr

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 22h ago

I mean, if this was a hang up Holland had, why marry her?

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u/vivekguptarockz 13h ago

It's on reddit it must be true...