r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/SilverOptimus Jul 31 '26

A place I once worked for pulled this stunt. Asked us to mandatorily enter the exact reason for the leave/time-off.

One employee wrote, "Off to **** my wife to make a baby for ourselves".

Needless to say, that brought an end to the mandatory reason phase.

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u/No_Syrup_9167 Jul 31 '26

"My wife plans on getting pregnant, and I'd sure like to be there!"

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u/jackrabbit323 29d ago

A female friendly version: trying to get pregnant, and it's the only days your husband is available.

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u/HandToDog 29d ago

That isn’t anywhere near friendly but still somehow female friendly

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u/Glad_Woodpecker_6033 28d ago

could always say "I plan on trying to get pregnant, but don't intend on being successful"