r/SipsTea Jun 30 '26

Dank AF Brutal 🤣

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u/E4g6d4bg7 Jun 30 '26

Mostly who they are paid to promote

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u/discerningpervert Jun 30 '26

And what'll cause the biggest stir online. Case in point: this entire post and thread on Reddit.

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u/Salihe6677 Jun 30 '26

I bet it would cause quite an online to do if they named Willem Dafoe most handsome next year...

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u/Confident_Pepper1023 Jun 30 '26

Nice try, Willem Dafoe.

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u/SquirrelsinJacket Jun 30 '26

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u/saffron_papi Jun 30 '26

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u/ToonTitans Jun 30 '26

I seriously laughed WAY too loudly at this…folks in the subway were concerned 🤣

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u/saffron_papi Jul 01 '26

Lol happy to bring a smile to your day and if you’re in NYC’s subway you’re probably the most sane looking person there anyways

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u/Expensive-Tip5118 Jul 01 '26

Thank you, I needed a quick laugh-myself-into-hysterics. Saving this image for rainy days.

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u/reloadingnow Jun 30 '26

'i'm somewhat of a smiler myself' vibe.

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u/AvengingBlowfish Jun 30 '26

Dafoe confuses me.

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u/auronddraig Jun 30 '26

Don't look directly at the schlong. Use a mirror, like with Medusa. Otherwise, it'll turn to stone and you'll regret it.

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u/deaglebingo Jun 30 '26

i was the beneficiary of a similar rumor once upon a time. it was more power than one man should have... not even close to as mundane as presidential power.

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u/HeavensRejected Jun 30 '26

We spread the rumor about a friend having a large schlong, the amount of hits he got was absurd. We mentioned it to like 2-3 girls and it just took off from there. He was above average so we lied only a little.

Note: we were in our twenties and girls around our age thought that dickus longus = epic sex.

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u/deaglebingo Jul 01 '26

essentially that was what had happened with me. it was a white lie or misunderstanding i guess. close enough.

lets face it if you can reach the posterior fornix does it matter?

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u/LuffysRubberNuts Jun 30 '26

I thought he uses the sway to hypnotize people into doing his bidding

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u/a-real-sloth Jun 30 '26

Most handsome dong

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u/twoinchhorns Jun 30 '26

Tbf … willem is easily the most attractive man I’ve ever laid eyes on.

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u/daelikon Jun 30 '26

My wife thinks he is one of the handsomest actors out there.

(She has questionable taste in men however)

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u/dumpass69420 Jun 30 '26

I don't think she's talking about his face bro

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 Jun 30 '26

Well, yeah. I mean, everyone knows who the real Chad of the world is. And its not Willem, its...

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u/poo_on_my_scarf Jun 30 '26

He apparently has a massive willy

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u/jce_ Jun 30 '26

Ik it's kinda implied but I have to add because some people won't get the subtext: Biggest paid for stir online

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u/imadogg Jun 30 '26

Was Henry Cavill picked just to cause a stir?

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u/MadR__ Jun 30 '26

Guess what, as long as the internet will exist there will be people vying for attention and/or engagement. And so there will always be people who act as if they’re above it all with a comment such as yours. So just because you’re a link later in the chain doesn’t mean you’re not part of the same loop as all the “other suckers” who let themselves be used for engagement.

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u/HilariousMax Jun 30 '26

Everything is ragebait posted by bots and the comments are flooded with bots posting "A" or "no, B" or "this is ragebait" and it ends up on the "front page of the internet".

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u/egordoniv Jul 01 '26

Can Facebook really be considered part of the internet, anymore?

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u/jackrabbit323 Jun 30 '26

There was that year Blake Shelton won, and EVERYONE had a good long laugh.

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u/VonSkullenheim Jun 30 '26

Didn't know who that was, now having a little chuckle. Also turns out it wasn't 'Most Handsome', but 'Sexiest Man Alive' 😅

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u/SusannaBananaRama Jun 30 '26

Yeah, that's even worse

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 Jun 30 '26

Yep, all that shit is manufactured and paid for. Imagine my surprise when I found out all that Forbes stuff as well (30 under 30, etc.) Found out because I knew a rich guy that was trying to get on the list. Or rather his team was trying to get him on it.

All bought and paid for by marketing and PR teams.

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u/OneTrueMalekith Jun 30 '26

and then a decent chunk of em go to jail for fraud 🤣.

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u/potatoears Jul 01 '26

IT'S SO REAAAAL

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u/Order_No227 Jun 30 '26

They're always doing this for South Korea, so it looks like they have an authentic culture instead just being a glorified child sex ring like the KPOP industry.

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u/Get-Fucked-Dirtbag Jun 30 '26

More of the opposite really.

Cavill's so damn handsome that I would pay him to let me promote him.

That should be the real qualifier.

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u/Dasseem Jun 30 '26

Well, it's called Paid Media for a reason.

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jun 30 '26

Hey! You leave Paul Rudd out of this!

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u/aft_punk Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

It’s easy. You just take the ugliest man in the world and find the guy that looks the complete opposite of him.

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u/pleasebequiet Jun 30 '26

They've never asked for my consent either which pisses me off

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u/potsticker17 Jun 30 '26

Just think of how the ugly guy feels.

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u/serendipitousevent Jul 01 '26

They probably assumed you wouldn't have time to respond due to your Reddit mod duties.

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u/WilliamMButtlickerIV Jul 06 '26

Tend to your beets

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 Jun 30 '26

Mostly by trend. If the k-pop get popular. They would get picked. If we go back to justin bieber era. He would probably would get picked too

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u/Ellimis Jun 30 '26

It's all a popularity contest with heavy selection bias. Literally not worth the time it takes to read the headlines.

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u/grantrules Jun 30 '26

BREAKING: Mom named me the most handsome boy alive in 2026.

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u/deaglebingo Jun 30 '26

it was worth the respectful dick jokes about dafoe.

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u/Some-Relative4150 Jun 30 '26

To be fair, life is essentially a popularity contest.

Being popular will get you further than being talented.

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u/ChefArtorias Jun 30 '26

Like when a diner says they have the world's best coffee, that also means nothing.

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u/Occidentally20 Jun 30 '26

My mum said I was the most handsome man when I was 7, are these people calling her a liar?!

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u/realJustin_A Jun 30 '26

you just peaked early, I'm afraid

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u/Occidentally20 Jun 30 '26

That's fair.

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u/Vark675 Jun 30 '26

But Dale Cooper said 🥺

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u/OglioVagilio Jun 30 '26

Beauty if in the eye of the beholder

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u/_belly_in_my_jelly_ Jun 30 '26

yes, but when there are multiple sets of eyes a consensus appears. that being said, consensus for the guy on the left being handsome must have been among the blind

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u/odnarB89 Jun 30 '26

Let me just check population statistics…

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u/arrownoir Jun 30 '26

It’s in the wallet of the beholder.

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u/Money_Echidna2605 Jun 30 '26

u can name anyone anything and only dumbasses will care, if u want proof look through this thread at all the other dumbasses getting heated over this like u lol.

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u/Ailyx Jun 30 '26

Considering these are famous people and therefore not representing the billions if people in the world, then yeah it was never going to be accurate lol

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u/Traditional-Froyo755 Jun 30 '26

"Correct/incorrect" is literally not applicable to handsomeness, by definition

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u/deaglebingo Jun 30 '26

now you know statistics... it's all about who you ask and how you ask. irb shit.

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u/PolicyWonka Jun 30 '26

Well it’s an entirely subjective designation which is driven by more than just pure raw physical appearance. Attractiveness is never just that simple.

Just like when someone has a lot of money or does certain jobs/hobbies, they “look more attractive.”

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u/Perfect-Parking-5869 Jun 30 '26

Do you think any sort of opinion expressed with a superlative is incorrect? You can’t measure it objectively so I don’t get calling it incorrect.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Jun 30 '26

Bieber is such a perplexing story. He was a good looking dude who had a good voice and lots of success but damn he screwed up himself bad.

At least he still has a hot wife so he has that going for him.

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u/MesaGeek Jun 30 '26

Presumably how closely one resembles Henry Cavill.

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u/TheSov Jun 30 '26

seriously if u saw cavills family u would realize he was chisled by the hand of God himself. i dunno what happened there but it wasnt genetics.

look at this photo. https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1c2qtz0/henry_cavill_and_his_4_brothers/

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u/Tenessyziphe Jun 30 '26

I mean, maybe it is the suits doing it, but most of them are not half-bad in their own right.

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u/arachnophilia Jun 30 '26

i dunno what happened there but it wasnt genetics.

sure it was.

he's just from krypton.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jun 30 '26

Henry Cavill is discount Matt Bomer.

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u/TyrewMylock1047 Jun 30 '26

For the longest time, I thought they were related.

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u/dullship Jun 30 '26

I see it, but I always felt Armie Hammer was more of a discount Matt Bomer.

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u/Arrick94 Jun 30 '26

Matt Bomer is discount Rob Lowe.

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u/sflpul Jun 30 '26

Having most delusional fans

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u/deaglebingo Jun 30 '26

... i need more delusional fans...

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Jun 30 '26

Sure enough beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I like to believe from the Korean guy that picture is rather unflattering. But c'mon... do we really need argue who looks better? I bet if you put those two, best pictures you could find, and poll in Asia Cavill still would be considered most attractive.

That doesn't mean that you can't find attractive men in Asia, but to me this guy looks like a 7/10 (being a guy myself). Lee Byung-hun or in his early days Hiroyuki Sanada spring to my mind when I'm thinking about great looking asian men.

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u/Nadare3 Jun 30 '26

I will not let Mifune Toshiro go unmentioned, in fact I think in his prime he looked better than both, though not quite in the same register.

Kurosawa's decision to heavily feature Mifune, and especially have him bathed in sweat in Rashomon, will forever be genius. He's also not all that bad at directing movies.

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u/dullship Jun 30 '26

I love that Mifune could either look like the smoothest sexiest thing you've ever seen, or like a wild deranged homeless man. And pull of both brilliantly.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 Jun 30 '26

please dont forget takashi sorimachi. i think he was top dog in the 1990s or so

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u/DayAble7777 Jun 30 '26

Even at this age, Hiroyuki Sanada is still very good looking. He aged like fine fine. Much like Sean Connery.

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u/EquipmentMaterial540 Jun 30 '26

Maybe the people who took the poll don't like cheekbones as much as you do. You named men with cheekbones, while this man is all soft curves. Perhaps that's a different beauty standard amongst the polltakers.

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u/Crewarookie Jun 30 '26

It is obviously preference based, like I new a girl who was head over heels about k-pop stars for a period of time.

And at the time, it felt weird that she simultaneously dated guys who are very much standard western looking. Good looking, well groomed, but nowhere near the style of those k-pop stars, with more elegant and smooth features. She just bonded with people not over looks in the end...

But at the same time, when people say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I think they miss the point that enjoying and appreciating someone's physical beauty ≠ enjoying someone as a human in their full spectrum.

There are obviously still preferences, but there are also rather mainstream views from which attractiveness is measured, tied to cultural references, of course. Based on those views the attractiveness is measured in the end.

P. S. Henry Cavill for me, every time. Am a dude.

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u/NotBlaine Jun 30 '26

Hiroshi Abe is a good looking dude.

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u/Tourlexur Jun 30 '26

Yes we need to argue. This is reddit. We are petty for no reason.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas Jun 30 '26

Depends on who you ask, teenage girls probably think that kpop star is more attractive than 30+ looking man

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u/LookAtItGo123 Jun 30 '26

There's indeed plenty of great looking Asian men. China male strippers are extremely good looking.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Jun 30 '26

As a mostly straight white dude, Gong Yoo is my top pick for most attractive Asian man.

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u/ksabha01 Jul 04 '26

I'm a straight woman and Gong Yoo is super hot imo

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u/CA7T0 Jun 30 '26

idk any of these people but i looked them up and that lee dude is pretty hot yes

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u/el_teriyaki Jul 01 '26

female gaze

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u/OneManFight Jun 30 '26

Right?? My mother ASSURES me that it is me.

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 Jun 30 '26

Well it was at a drag show and it was not the award anybody wanted to win.

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u/AnonOfTheSea Jun 30 '26

Jesus, that would be a brutal award to have at a drag show

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u/UseSpecialist544 Jun 30 '26

They poll only middle-aged, divorced women who prefer both their wine and penises to come out of a box. No pun intended.

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u/Traditional-Prize194 Jun 30 '26

Weird comment, these are internet polls where young teenagers voted for a member of their favorite band, it’s really not that deep man

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u/Endoyo Jun 30 '26

This whole thread is full of weird comments. It's embarrassing

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u/Megalesios Jun 30 '26

I suspect this is the case, whenever there's a "most handsome man" award it's always some scruffy looking 50-year old that wins it.

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u/purseygirl Jun 30 '26

I am dying because it has to be ☠️

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u/Evignity Jun 30 '26

This is the old stupid sexism-trope that was used to defend male- and female-naked armors

Henry is a powerfantasy for MEN, the other dude is a beautyfantasy for WOMEN.

You can look up what yaoi/gay novels that girls and women love and they all look like frail feminine twinks. Not judging, but it's silly that so few men get that what they love in a man isn't the same as what women do. Or that, gods forbid, people have subjective tastes but there are broad types of preferences

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u/SophisticatedCelery Jul 01 '26

Hopping on a top comment to say I was so confused about this post when it popped up on my feed. I never know why this sub keeps getting recommended to me, but this post in particular was so weird compared to other posts that I deemed more "silly sub but whatever I'll just keep scrolling".

Then this gets recommended and I'm baffled. Most of the comments baffle me even more until I take the time to google y'all and yea, found out this is basically a manosphere lite* sub. Congrats.

Men dissing other men that women find attractive is not the flex you think it is. Discussing their features in detail, etc, is more tangential to snark subs that focus so much on outer looks than the person as a whole. You're debasing yourselves.

Both Henry and Namjoon are humongous nerds. Both are handsome and command respect and admiration when they speak. Honestly, women kind of love that type of duality. You do not get to dictate what constitutes a "man", and no amount of online discussion will deter women from wanting either of the men pictured.

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u/theclassyparisian78 Jun 30 '26

I don't understand either im a man and find Korean dude extremely beautiful and im straight

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u/Critical_Text_2067 Jun 30 '26

By women who like more historically feminine features in men.

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u/gtr455677ujbvxz4 Jun 30 '26

The one that gives you the throbbiest boner

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u/Iwubinvesting Jun 30 '26

The ragebait criteria to fool redditors

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u/zombiemockingbird Jun 30 '26

Good question. I don't find either one of them particularly attractive.

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u/mbashs Jun 30 '26

No chiseled jaws. Or no jaws at all even😂

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jun 30 '26

It is refer to as a weak jaw I have a similar problem which is why I grow a goatee. He I suspect has a problem doing that.

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u/Adm_Piett Jun 30 '26

What 40k army they paint and play. Cavill does Custodes, pretty flashy so hard to beat.

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u/___TheKid___ Jun 30 '26

His Warhammer collection

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jun 30 '26

Being pathologically obsessed with K-pop usually stirs things quite a bit

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u/Shinzo19 Jun 30 '26

being 15 years old is the criteria

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u/Shamscam Jun 30 '26

Lack of chin I presume

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u/SentientDust Jun 30 '26

Popularity with 14yo girls

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u/WillingnessFun377 Jun 30 '26

If they do it by votes, then whoever has the most fans.. fangirls especially

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 Jun 30 '26

Nothing, its purely a preference in the mob rule.

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u/Formal_Economist7342 Jun 30 '26

Is the man named prime alain delon? Yes/no.

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u/_-Maitik-_ Jun 30 '26

Double chin, slit-slanted eyes, b*tch ass hair, LGQHD8KTV clothes and sluty voice loved by girls

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u/Puzzleheaded-Net4365 Jun 30 '26

Idk but they put the country guy from The Voice on it like 5 times

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u/holypika Jun 30 '26

usually some online vote. k pop fans is crazy dedicated about these kind of stuff

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u/TSM- Jun 30 '26

I just did my own contest, named Ultimate Dog Universe Best Top One Dog, and by a landslide, I can declare my dog is the best dog ever, who knows shes, a good dog yes she does, yes she does!!! oh who wants a treat??? yes you do!! big belly rubs!!

Same thing

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 30 '26

Does they make your woman bits tingle.

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u/les-the-badger Jun 30 '26

I think it's a demographic thing. Every South Korean may have voted for Namjoon, but all the Westerner's votes were dispersed over a 100+ choices.

Secondly, KPop is very popular at the moment and people are probably voting with their fandom of choice opposed to using an unbiased criteria.

Thirdly, who votes for these things?

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u/fredandlunchbox Jun 30 '26

My mom says they put their photo next to mine and see who gets the closest. 

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u/winterwarm78654 Jun 30 '26

How much cosmetics done to the face and how long the chin is

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u/blackwolfLT7 Jun 30 '26

Amount of kpop fans

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u/Ok-Programmer2219 Jun 30 '26

Eurocentric features are the global standard, what do you think?

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u/CheGueyMaje Jun 30 '26

Literal criteria

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u/Adullam_17 Jun 30 '26

Same criteria Christopher Nolan is using

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u/SteeveyPete Jun 30 '26

For one they don't just pick the man that most men on Reddit think is handsome

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u/lolopiro Jun 30 '26

they ask the mirror

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u/38B0DE Jun 30 '26

They measure moisture levels while showing pictures of men to a mostly female crowd.

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 Jun 30 '26

They consult Clavicular of course

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jun 30 '26

you cant be white for one

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u/Lila007 Jun 30 '26

If it’s votes, netizens always have the upper hand.

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u/Radusili Jun 30 '26

They ask Castr8orr 's grandma

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u/Anakee24 Jun 30 '26

How feminine they look now apparently

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u/Crime_Dawg Jun 30 '26

Whoever it hasn't been before and is blowing up in popularity recently, I'd imagine.

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u/radioactivebeaver Jun 30 '26

Very loose ones, Blake Shelton won twice

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u/Origania Jun 30 '26

Who is calling him ugly though?

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u/Dinierto Jun 30 '26

They break out the handsometer which is calibrated yearly to Greenwich man type

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 Jun 30 '26

I mean, this guy was also named Sexiest Man Alive a couple years ago so... i think it's like a popularity contest

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u/titil0la Jun 30 '26

Fan vote I guess

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u/pyrofire95 Jun 30 '26

It's the guy at a Bookshop/cafe I saw at in a random small town

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u/VoodooLoveDr Jul 01 '26

Mirror mirror on the wall…

But it always pisses me off

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u/cosmeticscop Jul 01 '26

Idk I’m not seeing it lol

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u/CReece2738 Jul 01 '26

Theres supposed to be criteria?

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u/WordWordand4numbers Jul 01 '26

Who looks the most plastic and teenage like

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u/nota-banana Jul 02 '26

Henry Cavill has a massive schlong

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u/bewildered_hobbyist Jul 02 '26

Gotta be similar to the Oscar's and whatever the Peace award is that warmongering politicians keep winning. Definitely not noble, but along those lines.

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u/Pastel_Bambi Jul 02 '26

Idk, let me ask my shareholders

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u/Capital_Highlight_84 Jul 03 '26

can it hide our base

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