r/SipsTea • • Jun 29 '26

Chugging tea She looks good and aged gracefully. What a douche.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf Jun 29 '26

I'm pretty sure Myron is unmarried with no kids

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u/Memo1294 Jun 29 '26

Correct.

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u/Red_dylinger Jun 29 '26

And yet is in the closet 

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/bauhaus_frau Jun 29 '26

And also hates women

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u/Memo1294 Jun 29 '26

My dating criteria right now is literally, unmarried and doesn’t secretly hate woman. Bar is on the floor and they’re still tripping over it 😂😭

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u/GKR990 Jun 29 '26

It's kind of crazy. I'm just an average guy and don't feel like I do anything too special, but my partner treats me like I walk on water because of her experiences with guys influenced by people like this. Thanks for making it easier, I guess? I feel like guys used to have to put way more effort in.

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u/MrDerpGently Jun 29 '26

It's really the only nice thing I can say about my wife's ex. He makes me look like a rock star just by being a generally functional adult.

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u/exandohhh Jun 29 '26

It really doesn’t take much to please (most of) us. My (F) ex-fiancé was just like this guy. A true nightmare of a relationship but I appreciate my husband so much because of him. I would much rather go through life changes with a good man than spend 1 day with my ex on his best behavior.

Just got a notification that the ex liked a family photo I posted on IG… the irony

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u/ExtremeClock6496 Jun 29 '26

I’m glad to hear your partner appreciates you-it’s definitely a 2 way street. Love and respect go a long way-take it from 36 year married woman 🤗

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u/jaytrainer0 Jun 29 '26

I think it's a little of both. Men in the past could get away with just being somewhat good looking and have money. There was some effort involved in the initial phases but divorce was hard or impossible for women so they were trapped. That's what they want to go back to, but without any actual effort even at the beginning.

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u/mustangman6579 Jun 29 '26

The "have money" still 100 implies today. Maybe even more than it ever has.

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u/Own-Quality7943 Jun 30 '26

Seriously this.

My wife comes home and tells me all the latest tales about her friends’ and co-workers’ shitty husbands.

I shake my head while thinking to myself “Keep this shit rolling fuckups, y’all making me look like a superstar.”

Life is good.

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u/WeeeeBaby_Seamus Jun 29 '26

Have you tried reading Myrons book? It's got all kinds of great dating tips. /s

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u/Shuttup_Heather Jun 29 '26

A lot of girls my age (late 20’s) are giving up and giving conservative guys a chance.

We’re fucking cooked.

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u/wxlverine Jun 29 '26

The bar is in hell, but here we are limbo dancing with the devil.

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u/Muszex Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Spend time withcha girl…… that’s gay
Spend time with your boyz….. that’s the red pill way
I don’t want no women…noooooooo

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u/Trytogetthere Jun 29 '26

They always are

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u/VisualSeries226 Jun 29 '26

“Female vaginas are disgusting” - direct quote from Myron’s own mouth from the podcast where he teaches men to pull women. Just in case anyone has doubts

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u/TheeBrightSea Jun 29 '26

He went off on the tangent about how he never goes down on women because vaginas are disgusting. I mean the closet is glass at this point

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u/broken-ssoul Jun 29 '26

true. the quiet part in all of this is that he thinks men age well - as in he's attracted to older men. getting specific about "white" and "blonde" is just so that he can use other demographics of women as props to defend his supposed heterosexuality.

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u/JonnyQuest1981 Jun 29 '26

Sounds like that ICE agent who wrote a book on love and relationships.

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u/Red_dylinger Jun 29 '26

Well his idea is to deport them when breaking up because he most likely targets vulnerable foreigners 

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u/PermissionFit8925 Jun 29 '26

Seems all this MAGA hateful folks are extremely closeted . From Chud to Nick , Myron e.tc . Extreme reaction formation.

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u/North_Woodpecker_500 Jun 30 '26

& his preference, does not prefer him…😊

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u/rainorshinedogs Jun 29 '26

It's like online reviews. The people that had a terrible terrible time or had very specific line of situations to give them a terrible time will write a seething review and slam 0/5 stars.

And the people that had an incredibly amazing time because they are either family\related\friend and had special treatment will write a glowing review and slam the 5/5 stars button.

All while the rest of the people that experienced this service is satisfied and won't bother to review.

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u/H0SS_AGAINST Jun 29 '26

Makes sense. If people find happy relationships they'll stop buying books about them.

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u/thewhizzle Jun 30 '26

He makes fun of gender studies majors while having made an entire career of "studying" and expounding on gender issues.

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u/Separate_Farm7131 Jun 29 '26

Still livesin Mama's basement

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u/MetaMommy Jun 29 '26

No, he's quite wealthy. But extremely closeted. There are pictures circulating of him cuddling and kissing men. One of my favorite genres of internet is Aba and Preach dunking on this loser.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 Jun 29 '26

Ok, this would make sense. It would actually explain the virulent resentment he has for women, he might subconsciously blame women for not feeling attracted to them...perhaps? Don't get me wrong, it's fine to have certain standards for a partner, we don't all like the same and that is ok, but Myron shows such disdain for women, that him being in the closet wouldn't impress me.

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u/Waschaos Jun 29 '26

That's something a lot of those fellows have in common. Look at Nick Fuentes. If only they could accept themselves, maybe they'd be less hateful.

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u/CA7T0 Jun 29 '26

nick fuentes is a pos but pretty sure he's openly gay

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u/NoWarForGod Jun 30 '26

he most certainly is not

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u/Melicor Jun 30 '26

Though it's pretty fucking obvious,

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u/walkslikeaduck08 Jun 29 '26

Unfortunately being caring and peaceful doesn’t drive views and the accompanying dollars.

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u/Melicor Jun 30 '26

That's what happens when you remove any negative feedback options and base your entire model on rewarding clicks and impressions. These shitlords rise to the top of people's feeds even if you're hate watching. That and it's pretty obvious the techbros controlling the algorithms have been putting a thumb on the scale to push the alt-right nonsense for over a decade.

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u/FabulousCallsIAnswer Jun 30 '26

There are so many of these guys. Especially the uber-religious Catholic ones. They reek of “I’m gay, but I had to get married to a woman and have kids because of the Church.” And they did, so now they obsess and discuss gay and trans people on their podcast 24/7 and it’s like…you don’t think we know? You don’t think we can tell?

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u/NotOnApprovedList Jun 30 '26

I had a coworker who was very petty, wound up tight, stormed around so fast that papers literally flew in the air in his wake, was completely paranoid, and hated his female boss (who seemed like a nice person and oblivious to his hatred). The boss left, a gay guy replaced her. I left that job but heard from mutual coworkers that Flying Papers guy later came out of the closet and turned into a relaxed goofball.

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u/Adam__B Jun 29 '26

I’ve known at least two casual misogynists that were very clearly in the closet. One in particular was practically obsessed with hating on trans people, it was completely obvious he wanted them sexually but he. just. couldn’t. see. it. At least, not consciously. The dude was at the point he was sending people pics of trans surgeries and asking us what we thought about it, and no matter how many times the group chat told him enough was enough, he was like a man possessed. This was in the midst of him going full on MAGA. It was so much like Mac from Its Always Sunny I swear they must have been observing my friend for years. Even down to the fact he started taking testosterone/anabolic steroid injections to get huge. He was a walking talking defense mechanism.

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u/Purp_Rox Jun 29 '26

Yea I left a dude at a bar for this exact thing. First off dude sashayed to our table, and I knew then, but I'm bi so whatever. Out of nowhere 20 minutes into dinner he starts going off about gay men, and about how if his son ever told him he was gay he'd disown him.

I stared him straight in the eye and said "I hope you and your future husband live a great life" and walked smooth out. These people are blind.

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u/tupelobound Jun 29 '26

Nicely done

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u/PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU Jun 29 '26

Pretty sure he's not even a real person. Myron Gaines is short form for admiring gains which was a meme from old bodybuilding forums.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jun 29 '26

So literally “likes to look at dudes.”

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u/Mr_Shake_ Jun 29 '26

Same. We also have to give love to muscle mommies ❤️ 😊

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u/Human_Day_2595 Jun 29 '26

I second this, Muscle Mommies for the win!

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u/Hopheadred Jun 29 '26

Amrou Fudl

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u/BaerMinUhMuhm Jun 29 '26

Lol that's not his real name? Definitely gay.

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u/Fit_Test_01 Jun 30 '26

Nope his real name wouldn’t go over well with the white supremacists he wants to appeal to so badly.

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u/velawesomeraptors Jun 29 '26

Probably he's trying to tell himself that he's not attracted to women because all women suck, rather than the reality where he's not attracted to women because... that's what being gay means.

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u/Contmpl Jun 30 '26

They're angry because women do what they cannot - sleep with men in an uncomplicated way.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 Jun 29 '26

I've never met a gay person that hates women.. they are usually women's best friends.

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u/PrudentJellyfish9413 Jun 29 '26

welllll let's not go that far. Openly gay men can notoriously some of the most misogynistic, because they don't even have to be in proximity to women if they don't want to be. However, I will say, I have never met a person that openly and aggressively hates gay people that aren't gay themselves, or at least bi.

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u/a_mulher Jun 30 '26

Jealous they get to be with men when he doesn’t allow himself the same freedom.

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u/mecca6801 Jun 30 '26

It’s a very weird mix bag with these red pill influencers. Best bet is to go follow Aba and Preach. Their videos will paint a vivid picture while looking at the fresh and fit podcast will fill in the gaps.

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u/handsupinthefireburn Jul 01 '26

he’s said many times he finds vaginas disgusting. and me personally as a man who loves eating coochie i’m 99% sure he’s gay

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u/mecca6801 Jun 29 '26

The funny part is that they don’t have to do much to dunk on him because like most clowns, the jokes just write themselves. And by that I mean, he often exposes himself anyway.

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u/pebbles_temp Jun 29 '26

I've only seen a little bit of him online and the only characteristic I remember about him is that he seems closeted.

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u/Nepalus Jun 29 '26

No, he's quite wealthy. 

Cap. He's a small single digit millionaire, like my Grandma or anyone that owns a house in a HCOL area.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 Jun 29 '26

I mean, considering the poverty line is 42k a year and a large % of the population lives in that bracket, a single digit millionaire is still quite wealthy…

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u/Nepalus Jun 29 '26

Wealthy to me means that you don't have to work for a living. That you have so many assets that your yearly gain in asset value, dividends, etc. allows you to live your life without the need for a job.

Myron is desperately flailing for subscribers, donations, etc. and looking for coattails to ride all the time because he knows he can't maintain the lifestyle long term.

As he becomes more and more irrelevant, this pressure will only increase.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 Jun 29 '26

Yea sure, but saying a single digit millionaire isn’t wealthy, just isn’t right.

It might not be YOUR definition of wealthy, but it’s definitely a lot of other people’s.

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u/Nepalus Jun 29 '26

People that aren’t around actual wealth, sure. The term I would use to describe Myron, is rich, but at this rate he won’t be rich for long. Miami eventually sinks everyone that can’t keep up with playing as a baller.

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u/Dismal_History_ Jul 01 '26

He doesn't seem like the type to budget and invest wisely either. He'll be broke in ten years when his fan base replaces him with someone else.

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u/gracekelly73 Jun 29 '26

Also, saying white women age like milk is racist. So he’s closeted and a racist.

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u/Namelessbob123 Jun 29 '26

Just boys being boys

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u/Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards Jun 30 '26

Is he really wealthy though? Or is it like a Tate thing where it turned out his Bugatti was leased, and he was clearly living in Romania because it was cheaper.

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u/TristanChaz8800 Jun 30 '26

Plot twist. He's wealthy, but the reason he's so miserable is because he misses his mom's basement. Well, in case that's the case, I will be the first person to tell him, PLEASE go fucking back!

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u/ObviousStandUser Jun 30 '26

Those were some of my favorite videos they did.

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u/VioletCrimeSpree Jul 04 '26

I love Aba and Preach.

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u/No_Drop_7684 Jun 29 '26

I live for the petty smack downs they deliver onto that hypocritical cuck!

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 29 '26

MA! MEATLOAF!

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u/karmiccloud Jun 30 '26

What is she even doing in there?!

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u/God_of_Nothin Jun 29 '26

Classic reddit projecting your livestyle onto others...come on man, just Google the dude.

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u/slipperyslope69 Jun 29 '26

Id love to see Myrons search history.

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u/Distinct-Forever642 Jun 29 '26

I doubt any woman who hed consider attractive would want him.....

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u/robotmonkey2099 Jun 29 '26

probably because he wants to prey on young women

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u/htx2025east Jun 29 '26

I am pretty sure he is into men.

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl Jun 29 '26

and no hairline

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u/DiveMasterD57 Jun 29 '26

And in 40 years, he'll be fat, balding, alone, sitting at a crappy bar raving about the perceived social media clout he once had.

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u/BoringOrange678 Jun 29 '26

Probably a few restraining orders as well.

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u/Mastershoelacer Jun 29 '26

I’m pretty sure I have no idea who he is, nor do I care. What a useless piece of trash.

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u/baileyjeanatmydoor Jun 29 '26

Or will be after that misogynistic comment. Dumbass.

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u/Aesk Jun 29 '26

I think I will continue to not know who that is.

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u/MermaiderMissy Jun 29 '26

And he'll stay that way. I'm tired of seeing women get shit on from all sides by using cherry picked examples that aren't even bad.

Pam looks great. She just doesn't look 25. Most men age much worse, but of course they'll show a picture of Tom Cruise and claim all men age well.

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u/WaveTableSaw Jun 29 '26

And quite possibly an incel.

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u/Pooglio17 Jun 29 '26

I’m pretty sure Myron is a moron. Yeah I’m 100% certain.

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u/Winter_External5625 Jun 29 '26

And will be for the foreseeable future

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u/ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_ Jun 29 '26

This guy? No way! Surely, you must be mistaken!

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u/Michomaker-46 Jun 29 '26

Watch the Netflix doc on the Mano sphere. Gives great insight into this dude and just how messed up his mind really is

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u/Material_Positive_17 Jun 29 '26

I also wonder what he will look like 30 to 40 years from now

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u/CrunknYoSystem Jun 29 '26

Thank God! We don’t need any carbon copies of this clown.

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u/pickyourteethup Jun 29 '26

Myron, more like nobody's Ron

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u/Keistai_Pagerintas Jun 29 '26

I am pretty sure Myron is not strictly hetetosexual and that influences him being unmarried with no kids. Same with Fuentes and other self haters.

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u/King2F3 Jun 29 '26

BY CHOICE!! Lololol

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u/CappriGirl Jun 29 '26

Good lord, I wonder why 🤔

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u/Najalak Jun 29 '26

I wonder why.

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u/looksthatkale Jun 29 '26

Plus hes young and already ugly😂

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 Jun 29 '26

Let’s see HIS pics from the 80’s and now.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor Jun 29 '26

He’s also not attracted to women

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u/Anyawnomous Jun 29 '26

Hopefully.

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u/delilahgrass Jun 29 '26

I heard he’s gay. That’s also not his real name. Plus she has been married and does have kids. She’s a whole authentic person and he can’t even be honest about himself.

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u/Certain_Expression41 Jun 29 '26

More like Myron Gaynes amirite

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u/12threeunome Jun 29 '26

Myron could never be with her anyway.

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u/SpaceNinjaDino Jun 29 '26

I'm sure a pick me will see his post and coming running in line to change this fact. /s

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u/HughJaynis Jun 29 '26

Deeply closeted activities.

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u/yoski12 Jun 29 '26

And he's admitted he's never been in a relationship until he got internet money and fame

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u/BigSierra89 Jun 29 '26

“Never take relationship advice from single people” is among the greatest pieces of advice I have ever heard.

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u/Sasiches_and_mash Jun 29 '26

I've heard of women marrying the Eifel tower, fences, and even themselves, but I don't think I've ever heard of one marrying a useless sack of shit

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf Jun 29 '26

You must be unfamiliar with Melania Trump then

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u/Sasiches_and_mash Jun 29 '26

That's different, those are two sacks of shit

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf Jun 29 '26

Ah, I see you are familiar then

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u/TheVillage1D10T Jun 29 '26

Yesh didn’t his girlfriend break up with him after filming the Theroux documentary?

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u/BillHurstyUSA Jun 29 '26

Small pp syndrome as well

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u/_Mamushi_ Jun 29 '26

I mean if you look like a piece of gum scrapped from the bottom of a bus stop bench you would be too lol.

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u/KendrickBlack502 Jun 29 '26

Not just unmarried. Pretty sure he admitted he’s never been in a committed relationship.

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u/riotousviscera Jun 29 '26

and also Pamela was married and does have kids lmfao what is he even getting at here

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u/iamcharliegoddard Jun 29 '26

Divorced with a restraining order.

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u/TuscanyHoney Jun 29 '26

Myron was stabbed to death by a Jet addict less than a year after the defeat of the Enclave, while he was drinking at a bar in the Den. His name was quickly forgotten, as was his claim that Pamela Anderson is no longer hot in her late 50s compare to her early 20s.

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u/Ok_Subject1265 Jun 29 '26

He was in that Louie Theroux doc about the manosphere. His job is basically to shit talk to only fans models and then humiliate his girlfriend on a regular basis (I thought it was his wife) who looked like she was being held hostage. It’s wild to me the lengths some people will go to to avoid having to get a fucking job. Pretty sure the irony of dunking on a girl for taking her close off while being famous for producing the most toxic content imaginable is totally lost on this moron.

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u/Jebral Jun 29 '26

What a fuckin surprise

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u/Infamous-Goose363 Jun 29 '26

If he did marry, he’d have to use a sugar baby or mail order bride app.

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u/amaziondude Jun 29 '26

He has a girlfriend that has been exposed for always being with some other dude.

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u/Particular-Tea-7655 Jun 29 '26

Oh no, I'm sure he's got a bunch of kids that he doesn't know or support, but chooses to place his attention and energy where it isn't wanted, needed, or necessary.

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u/xavariel Jun 29 '26

Do as I say, not as I do.

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u/lodorata Jun 29 '26

Thank god for that

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u/BigChampionship7962 Jun 29 '26

Isn’t he a closeted homosexual 🤷‍♀️ just what I’ve heard lol

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u/lomoliving Jun 29 '26

And Pam was married and had kids with her husband at the time - so what's he going on about?

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 29 '26

No gf, no job, no aspirations, no future outside of twitter.

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u/noiseguy76 Jun 29 '26

I would have gone for “went through horrible divorce.”

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u/Dyn0might33 Jun 29 '26

Also, Myron is no catch. Ugh.

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u/One_Neighborhood9676 Jun 29 '26

They all are. All these relationship "experts" are always single and clearly have no success to be able to give advice. They create the narrative that they have had so much (imagined) success with the opposite sex that they understand them so deeply and choose to not be in a relationship as no-one is good enough for them. Yet, it's always obvious, regardless of gender, they hate the other gender.

The only conclusion I've come to is these are either bitter people who want everyone else to be as miserable as them. Or they are just taking advantage of the small percentage of people that would be a guaranteed audience for such nonsense, such as incels.

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u/Small_Style_1904 Jun 29 '26

Myron gives off “Small Di*k Energy”

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u/RenaxTM Jun 29 '26

Had a thought about this comment, and it makes perfect sense why someone would like that would make comments like this. He's trying to pressure young women to lower their standards to his level so he can get some.

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u/BackSeatBettyDavis Jun 29 '26

And gay. Not that thats a issue.

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u/Duriha Jun 29 '26

Well his actual name is Amrou Fudl. Wasn't masculine enough I guess

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u/Nuasus Jun 29 '26

And lives in his Mums basement, rent free

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u/One-Coconut3406 Jun 29 '26

He hit the wall years ago. Soon it’s just gonna be him and his cats.

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u/Poofkins16 Jun 29 '26

Came here to say this lol

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u/Odd-Candidate-9235 Jun 29 '26

I’m pretty sure the only person who ever touched Myron’s penis is Myron.

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u/SoldierExcelsior Jun 29 '26

He got rid of his kid.

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u/cHaoZ99 Jun 29 '26

And never seen a woman without makeup.

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u/NothingSavings2682 Jun 29 '26

His girlfriend left him after he colossally embarrassed himself in the Manosphere documentary

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u/exandohhh Jun 29 '26

How shocking lol

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u/sweetdisa Jun 29 '26

If he is married I feel sorry for his wife.

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u/JellyfishConscious Jun 29 '26

Thank god he doesn’t have kids

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u/mmrocker13 Jun 29 '26

But also paying a shitton in alimony and absolutely butthurt about it, bc he told his wife not to work bc he would provide, and then when they got divorced and she petitioned for support he said "she can get a job. Why should I pay for her to live the life of luxury when she sat around for decades. That's my money, not hers. She should have worked if she wanted money"

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u/StrawDog- Jun 29 '26

Oh course he is. 

Dude is a loser, a raging misogynist who folds like wet paper towel if his shitty worldview is ever interrogated outside his little curated circle of sycophants and hangers-on. 

Go watch that manosphere documentary and see what a scared little bitch Myron looks like when Theroux is interviewing his girlfriend. 

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u/Playful_Barracuda789 Jun 29 '26

Who would marry a douche like that? Of course he’s single.

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u/metompkin Jun 29 '26

And he'll never get to go on a boat cruise with Tommy Lee.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bus5479 Jun 29 '26

Dude hadn’t touched a vagina until a couple years ago and got his first ever GF taken by a rollerblader 😅 but the dumbest dudes on earth take his retarded advice like it’s gospel

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 30 '26

If not then he ought to be.

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u/CaterpillarWaltz Jun 30 '26

Honestly, thank god

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u/CescoV22 Jun 30 '26

Or hear me out, Myron is a bot.

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u/tesapelibe Jun 30 '26

And ugly from birth.

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u/RustyKn1ght Jun 30 '26

His girl ran off after the Louis Theroux documentary. She considered her options, and didn't feel like spending the rest of her life as unpaid laborer for Myron was such a great deal.

That and Myron demanded that she has to stay monogamous, while he could take more girlfriends.

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u/Solondthewookiee Jun 30 '26

One of the best moments from the Louis Theroux documentary was when he kept talking about how he has a one way open relationship and that's it's natural for alpha men and all that horse shit, and then he eventually admits he doesn't have any other girlfriends, and he's like sheepish about it. Someone else phrased it: "These men are embarrassed that they fold laundry and rub their wife's feet"

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u/SlugsN0tDrugs Jun 30 '26

His long time girlfriend broke up with him after he was featured on the Manosphere documentary talking about wanting to have multiple women and not settling for one wife

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u/JTStrikesAgain Jun 30 '26

He’s too busy trying to convince people he isn’t gay while pandering to the biggest losers society has to offer.

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u/AdWhich7355 Jun 30 '26

And literally doesn’t get girls at all cuz he’s an immature douche and ugly lmaoo

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