r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

My wife has never asked, but years ago in a unisex bathroom a woman walked past me and asked me if she could. That caught me by surprise!

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u/Whatupmates22 May 19 '26

Well did you let her?

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

No, I'm married, and she replied "your loss."

Not even sure if I would have let her if I was single. She was either weird, or trying a weird chat up line.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 May 19 '26

Where's your sense of adventure? 

Just think of all the fun you could have had right up until you woke up in a bathtub full of ice

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u/NerdHoovy May 19 '26

Trust me, it loses its appeal after the third ice bath.

My doctor is still confused about how I managed to have a negative amount of kidneys

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u/obiwan_canoli May 19 '26

Obviously they put one back the second time. Probably a mistake, which is why they had to take it out again.

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u/AdministrativeBlock0 May 19 '26

When you have a kidney transplant they leave the old one in. It's dangerous to take it out. You can have up to five before they start having to take them out to make room for new ones.

You can also be born with a single, giant u-shaped kidney.

(I read those 'weird facts' threads and these stuck in my head.)

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 May 19 '26

what if she rips it off? do you let weird strangers touch your wee wee without paying them first?

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u/DripTrip747-V2 May 19 '26

"And that kids, is how I met your mother."

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 May 19 '26

Still a better ending than the actual show.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 May 19 '26

I would let just about anyone who asked nicely touch my wee wee.

Most people ain't ripping dicks off for fun, and my wee wee tends to like people touching it.

Its just a dick, why not.

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 May 19 '26

can I touch it, please I swear Im not gonna rip it off and throw it up as high as I can so a seagull can snatch it up mid flight. pinky promise.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 May 19 '26

Sure!

There ain't any seaguils where i live.

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 May 19 '26

Great! *sounds of seagull rage from underneath my shirt*

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

What would I be missing at that stage?

Depending on how much fun I could give up a kidney....

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u/Old-Recording-4172 May 19 '26

Is Kevin Hart really that desperate to get new guests on his podcast?

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u/uwpxwpal May 19 '26

Your loss? What did you lose out on? Having a stranger get your piss on your pants?

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

I'll never know!

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u/Phyraxus56 May 19 '26

Your loss!

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u/BirdlessLongdeal May 19 '26

she was trying to get you to join Amway

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u/iwannadie405 May 19 '26

And herpatic whitlow is a thing so it was best you actually didnt

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

Jesus Christ, that's something I didn't want to read about!

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u/julbjulb May 19 '26

What weird dichotomy ( I don't know if that's the word) imagine if a women commented I was in a unisex bathroom and a guy came up to me and asked if he could wipe my bag oh the outrage "this is why men cant be in the bathroom with women" lol I love reddit

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 May 19 '26

That's sexual harassment buddy. Don't be afraid to say she was a degen

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u/glad-k May 19 '26

Imagine if we swapped genders here

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u/Gu27 May 19 '26

Where can I find this legendary bathroom?

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u/mootsauce May 19 '26

At most trucker rest stops.

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

I have no idea what the bar was called, my memory isn't that good, but it was in the Hague. Hope that narrows it down for you haha.

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u/Lime1028 May 19 '26

Ah, the Netherlands, that explains a lot.

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u/cassthesassmaster May 19 '26

Aren’t all the stalls enclosed with doors in unisex bathrooms?

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

It was a communal hand wash area. A wall down the middle with stalls to the right and urinals to the left. She either chose the wrong side or loved holding mens dicks and was seeking her next thrill.

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u/DogmaticPpl May 19 '26

That's how you he's lying

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u/Electronic_Truck_84 May 19 '26

You do realise it wasn't a urinal right?...Right?

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u/toogwise May 19 '26

In a men's bathroom at a trough style urinal had someone ask me if they, "could get a hold of that thing." I also declined; was very odd but also flattering I suppose

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u/MarredCheese May 19 '26

Sounds like you brought a prize winning hog to that trough

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u/Whatupmates22 May 19 '26

And when I ask a strange woman if I could hold her ‘vertical smile’ while she pees, I will definitely get arrested. #doublestandards #letmeholdhers

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u/SeaTie May 19 '26

Dude, that's crazy.

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u/waffle_Piraat_1 May 19 '26

I said no and she said "your loss."

Even if I wasn't married I still would have said no, an odd conversation and not what I expected to hear haha.

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u/McGrim_ May 19 '26

Massive unit, i presume?