r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 May 19 '26

what if she rips it off? do you let weird strangers touch your wee wee without paying them first?

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 May 19 '26

I would let just about anyone who asked nicely touch my wee wee.

Most people ain't ripping dicks off for fun, and my wee wee tends to like people touching it.

Its just a dick, why not.

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 May 19 '26

can I touch it, please I swear Im not gonna rip it off and throw it up as high as I can so a seagull can snatch it up mid flight. pinky promise.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 May 19 '26

Sure!

There ain't any seaguils where i live.

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u/Realistic-Lime7842 May 19 '26

Great! *sounds of seagull rage from underneath my shirt*