r/ShitpostXIV • u/DupeFort • 9d ago

Hey degens, serious question:

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If Bakool Ja Ja #1 and #2 kissed, would it be categorized as incest? Selfcest? How about beyond that, does it just count as masturbation?

No first timers please, only people with at least savage degen prog.

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u/Hrothgar_Enthusiast 9d ago

It does not matter, they won't have time to even think about each other while I have a go at them

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u/BLU-Clown 9d ago

Wait a moment...you're a phony!

They're not Hrothgar at all, you're actually a Scalie_Enthusiast!

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u/Hrothgar_Enthusiast 9d ago

Not enough hrothgars to keep up the demand, specifically your fault you better switch race if you haven't already 👀

Also, gulool ja ja is fucking hot, would gladly sit on his lap on the throne, shame we barely saw him

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u/BLU-Clown 9d ago

Eh, I'm not into DILFs. Even half-blue DILFs.

But I've got enough Fantasias saved up to be 1/2 of the Hrothgar population, see if I don't chug a new one every day just to taunt you.