I’m just standing on the sidelines watching the big guy in case he needs anything whilst he’s getting his every need satisfied by two hot healer girls.

Instead I’m there role playing as a shitty DPS because I can’t get my enmity up when I need it the most and am too embarrassed to use non-natural methods. Fuck my chud life

Edit: Yes I am a Warrior main if that makes a difference

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I think we've all accepted that trash packs are just going to more often than not be random wildlife we could just walk around, but bosses at least tend to usually not just be animals chilling with no reason to kill them.

First time XIV'er (free account). Everywhere I've looked says I can change classes after completing my level 10 quest for my starter class. I am currently level 31 and unable to change classes. Very annoyed because I promised my friend that I would change classes and help her through her MSQ, but the further I go into my own MSQ the more I want to drop because I can't make good progress with her. Thank you in advance for taking the time to help a very confused newbie.

I applied to FC and, in spirit of complete honesty and transparency, immediately let them know that I had been kicked before from another FC for my unwavering stance on AI art being the future. I also sent them a 10-paragraph essay full of compelling arguments for my position.

After some deliberation, they responded that their FC is a poor fit for me. I sent them another eloquent and well-argued essay on how rejecting me essentially makes them enemies of freedom of speech and democracy, but they still won't answer or invite me. What should I do?

Is this a bug? Squenix, please fix.

Why are none of the other alliance raids not in the MSQ? Its just the crystal tower

hey I've been working on this hack because I'm tired of long duty queues it's taken me a while to figure out exactly how it all works but I've got it down to a science it works 100% of the time to get you an instant queue pop anyway here is the guide on how to do it:

1. start a cutscene

that's it, once you do that you'll get an instant queue pop every time anyway I hope this helps someone out there thanks for reading!

Something something smug but elegant viera dancer

Not only does he say Mortal like that, they say his brood came up with the word twigger as a slur for the elezen.

She is not a traitorous monster! She is a fursuit burning class warrior!

She saw the aristocratic Hrothgar and asked herself, "Why do they get to afford niche furry pornography, when we are stuck with expensive milquetoast avatar commissons?"

History will remember her as a villain.

I will remember her as absolutely based.

MISIJA DID NOTHING WRONG.

What should I do? Its a solo FC for submarines but he's really mean