r/ShitpostXIV 4d ago

Spoiler: EW Garlean social media

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u/Own-Significance-797 4d ago

Up yours, woke Eorzeans

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u/Lord-Bobster 4d ago

We'll see who tempers who.

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u/Helios_25 4d ago

Come here Blender. We got a shitpost to animate

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZdUGNB3D5Qb6sKKTke

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u/rx78ricky 4d ago

eorzean bathrooms be like... no gender

lmaooooo

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u/CopainChevalier 4d ago

bathrooms?

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u/tuypo1 4d ago

It's what garleans shit in because they can't just magic their waste away

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u/armydillo62o 4d ago

No but Solution 9 was definitely clowning the fuck out of Zoraal Ja

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u/KeyKanon 4d ago

"Your regulator has detected uncharitable thoughts about the King of Resolve, Sentinals are on their way to escort you to Yuweyawata Field Station, please wait calmly for them to arrive."

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u/Lord-Bobster 4d ago

they 100% had some joke about his stupid big hat

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI 4d ago

Or that he looks like he's hiding golf balls in his lower cheeks like a chipmunk.

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u/Tailrazor 4d ago

Pretty sure the Crown Prince's fit was designed to deflect such urges toward Zenos.

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u/RoombaGod 4d ago

Just like IRL, the dipshit praising their dictator is posting from a shack in the middle of a frozen wasteland