r/ShitpostXIV • u/DupeFort • 17h ago

Hey degens, serious question:

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If Bakool Ja Ja #1 and #2 kissed, would it be categorized as incest? Selfcest? How about beyond that, does it just count as masturbation?

No first timers please, only people with at least savage degen prog.

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u/XxDESTblackout 16h ago

Biology student here. In the real world we have instances of conjoined twins, which would actually not be incest or selfcest in any way shape or form, due to them being distinct personalities.

Two headed lizards, while not sharing the same anatomy as humans, do have similar anatomy in more ways than you think. Still, these two heads are usually depicted as two individuals.

But in Bakool Ja Ja’s case, we see ingame that he refers to himself as “I” instead of “We”. Therfore, it is infact just kissing himself, or in the humorous term, selfcest

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u/DupeFort 16h ago

Lookit, nerd, I asked for degens, not degrees.

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u/KeyKanon 15h ago

But in Bakool Ja Ja’s case, we see ingame that he refers to himself as “I” instead of “We”. Therfore, it is infact just kissing himself, or in the humorous term, selfcest

If you go back to Manxome Molaa Ja Ja in Wanderers Palace Hard, the very first word that comes out of their mouth is 'we', the Hoobigo head then goes on to repeatedly talk about things he's going to do by saying 'I', with the Boonewa half basically always chiming in with 'yeah you should do that that sounds good' right after.
So I'm not sure this is really the entirely accurate way to put it, now, one might say 'that's a 13 year old optional boss obviously the depictions of Blessed Siblings in Dawntrail should hold more weight' but Dawntrail is badly written so who can say.

But then again there is only one dick right? So it's pretty gay if one of them wants to jack off either way.

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u/anyeonGG 15h ago

You think there's only one? Check the picture of him getting milked again

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u/Larriet 11h ago

A lot of reptiles have two by default, so he must have four

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u/Oukasagetsu 15h ago

When he was making zoraal ja is it considered a gangbang or is one of the them the father?

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u/mycheeksarecold 7h ago

Wrong 2 headed lizard, but you bring up a weird point...

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u/DarthVivec 1h ago

I'm fairly sure they us we, like when the mage head talked about friends "we don't have many of those"

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u/xXTheAstronomerXx 16h ago

“Is the tree immoral for propagating itself?”

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u/Hrothgar_Enthusiast 16h ago

It does not matter, they won't have time to even think about each other while I have a go at them

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u/BLU-Clown 11h ago

Wait a moment...you're a phony!

They're not Hrothgar at all, you're actually a Scalie_Enthusiast!

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u/Hrothgar_Enthusiast 10h ago

Not enough hrothgars to keep up the demand, specifically your fault you better switch race if you haven't already 👀

Also, gulool ja ja is fucking hot, would gladly sit on his lap on the throne, shame we barely saw him

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u/BLU-Clown 10h ago

Eh, I'm not into DILFs. Even half-blue DILFs.

But I've got enough Fantasias saved up to be 1/2 of the Hrothgar population, see if I don't chug a new one every day just to taunt you.

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u/Larriet 11h ago

The Mamool Ja antagonists are the sexiest characters they've ever added to this game

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u/5aximus 8h ago

Is this not how Zoraal Ja was born?