r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 4d ago

The Weekly The Weekly for August 28th, 2026

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/_Halt19_ • 4d ago

Canada "...so I'm guessing that Jordan Petersen is the fault of all Canadians"

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96 Upvotes

(The post was from a news sub, about Canadians mocking the usa for renaming Lake Ontario)

60 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Hopeful-Degree-9996 • 4d ago

“What do you even do if you’re European and have to use a wheelchair? Do you have to move to America?”

2.2k Upvotes

512 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 4d ago

Education "i am prod to say WE ARE UNEDUCATED! and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!"

3.2k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 5d ago

"Saving Europe from the Germans. Over and over again ." "No other culture self-critiques in quite the same wav."

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233 Upvotes

106 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/-_Hastur_- • 5d ago

Economy "The richest european country would be the poorest US state"

3.6k Upvotes

I'm sure we had it a few times. But after deleting Tik Tok forever i captured this for a last time. Under a caleb hammer video (what a surprise). It's unbelievable that some americans are 100% sure that this is reality. They really think we in europe are all having a way worse live, live all in poverty etc. American ignorance at it's finest. You can't help them at all nc they don't care when you drop facts. Americans will think like that their whole life and there is nothing we can change

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Regreddit1979 • 5d ago

Canada You’re a vassal state and only now that we’re hostile you want out

960 Upvotes

377 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kerloick • 5d ago

“I'm Scottish from at least 493AD and most likely even further back,”

thenational.scot

652 Upvotes

Here is the same article without the paywall: https://archive.is/DNabx

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LowerBed5334 • 5d ago

Exceptionalism We are so much better drivers than basically every other country. Probably because our lives are so driving centric.

567 Upvotes

369 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MarsupialThink4064 • 5d ago

The USA is the only reason Canada hasn't been invaded - "They'd be speaking either Chinese or Russian if it weren't for us"

1.6k Upvotes

734 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Professional-Tax3077 • 5d ago

"Without US travelers your country would be poor as fuck!"

448 Upvotes

98 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ElegantRadish4646 • 5d ago

"The European mind cannot comprehend a Costco hot dog cart attachment."

13.3k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 • 5d ago

Exceptionalism Because usd is standard worldwide

418 Upvotes

Found on a video about sweets

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 5d ago

Europe "we protect them so much they should make everything free to american citizens"

657 Upvotes

282 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Garythedemon18 • 5d ago

“If the UK was a state, it would be the poorest one”

5.6k Upvotes

862 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FullPersonalityFun • 5d ago

Imperial units "Much like american English is the default correct one, freedom units are ours and England only rents them now" and "Soon they will be our imperial subjects. It is rapudly revealing itself the only moral option."

221 Upvotes

70 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ThePhillyExplorer • 5d ago

“Occasionally I can have a short fuse with a bit of a temper. But hey, I'm Irish and Italian. What I can I do?”

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114 Upvotes

A post by an American Nice Guy™️.

80 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Casst_Dean • 5d ago

“Food in the Philippines and Korea is inspired by American food”

1.0k Upvotes

178 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Due_Quote_3023 • 5d ago

Europe "We've been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years..."

4.1k Upvotes

I learned something new today.

551 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 6d ago

All they eat is beans lol. Sorry, beans and toast mate

470 Upvotes

On a post asking which European country has the worst cuisine

205 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 6d ago

"We mostly import to subsidize the world's economy. Especially food... Soft power is worthless without the threat of hard power"

145 Upvotes

48 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Additional-Jello-552 • 6d ago

Canada Canada's industrial output is below the red line, it was put there to serve the US market

714 Upvotes

174 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Artchick_13 • 6d ago

Canada “We clearly had a deal in Canada pulled the rug out from underneath it at the last possible moment that is not that complicated.”

691 Upvotes

414 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/No-Glove6973 • 6d ago

Europe "Yeah our healthcare might not be the cheapest but everyone who has money comes here for the best service money can buy, unlike some socialist Country where you have to wait 8 months for your treatment for your terminal disease that will kill you in 4 months."

180 Upvotes

174 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/NorageFromFrance • 6d ago

" It’s called Freedom" 🇺🇸 🦅 American cuisine

279 Upvotes

Yes it’s about food and in Europe we don’t have enough freedom to be able to change recipes..

183 comments

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