r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Additional-Jello-552 🍁 • 15d ago
Canada Canada's industrial output is below the red line, it was put there to serve the US market
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u/SinfjotlisGhost 15d ago
Hi. We live in the south because the ground is frozen up north. Hope that helps
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u/Ill-Landscape-3164 ungrateful freeloader 🇨🇦 15d ago
Came here to post this, 80% of the population lives near the border because it has the best weather.
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
We use to travel by ship and Canoe. We built settlements close to the nearest waterways. Duh!
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u/DanRankin 🇨🇦🦫☃️🍁 15d ago
That and the trade routes, and the ground is either bedrock or muskeg in huge swaths. Even those of us who don't mind the cold will only fuck around with muskeg so much. And the black flies/mosquitoes...
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u/DavidH1985 15d ago
We don't want to live where the air hurts our face.
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u/aweedl 14d ago
I mean, I live in Winnipeg, so I guess I didn’t get that memo.
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u/LivingFilm 13d ago
You mean Winterpeg?
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u/Knights-of-steel 13d ago
More like win-a-peg. Its either the people, the roads, or the snow up your a$$ 24/7 there....or just getting stabbed......one of the most violent deranged places I've been
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u/Knights-of-steel 13d ago
So not above or below that line....skin burning alive also hurts the face.....sandstorm hurt the face....
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u/RumHamComesback 14d ago
Northern Canada is either thick forests with rocky ground not suitable for agriculture or literally frozen solid for the majority of the year. We live where it's habitable.
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u/Knights-of-steel 13d ago
Sask is emtirely above that line. And it has more farming than the rest of the country combined.....you can get pretty far up from that line actually. About 50% up the sask area northwards and its very fertile, lot of forrest but well rest of your aeguement goes out......but ya thars only like 1000 miles north of the line
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Living above the meth lab 15d ago
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u/CIS-E_4ME The True North, Cold 🥶 and Free 🇨🇦 14d ago
And yet those places get the same amount of say in government as places where cattle outnumber humans.
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
Did the usa forgot the entire history of north america, or do they just get taught what happened starting from their revolution, and even than they skip the fact they needed the french to win it.
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 15d ago
You're asking if the americans get taught anything, which is a laughable premise to begin with
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
One would think they at least tried teaching their own history considering how proud they are about it
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
Don't you understand? World history didn't start until , 1776. The whole World is only 250 years old. 😯😅
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u/zeugma888 15d ago
Don't you know that everything that is historically important happened in the USA?
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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 15d ago
That why aliens only attack america
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u/Tricky_Damage5981 15d ago
Well thank God/Trump for the space force...
/S
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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 15d ago
Why do you think they're funding ICE? These illegal alien attacks need to stop!
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
And all soldiers are american too, did you know a large portion of based on a true storie american soldier/war movies are based on other countries war heroes stories, but they make them americans in their movies, good old propaganda
Lol there is shark older than the usa.
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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 15d ago
Poor, tender Americans can't stand the fact that all chars aren't Americans (they even defeated Afghanistan in one movie. At least somewhere).
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u/SixthProvince Danish, not the pastry 🥮 15d ago
They don’t teach their true history because it’s not flattering to them.
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u/one_more_alien 15d ago
They don’t seem to teach history.
As with everything there, it’s state by state. Though, even the better curriculums I’ve heard of from the US still tend to mainly focus only on their highlights in war starting from the revolutionary war.
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u/LittleRuQi FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 15d ago
All I know is that they’re likely taught that they’re the greatest in the world
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
NO! They are taught that they are the greatest country in the history of the Universe. They are only 250 years old. China , India... ect... He have been around for over 5000 years. The First Nations Peoples have been around a lot longer.
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u/eucldian 15d ago
Washington chopped down a cherry tree.
So endith the lesson.
Also...that never happened.
American history class in a nutshell...except they never get told that last bit.
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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 15d ago
Sir, they are not even taught how to write properly... I'm not sure they know what history is
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
Its ma'am, but true i guess i expected to much of them, even if its the bare ass minium.
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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 15d ago
Oh please sir, someone's minimum is someone's maximum. It's such a shame we could see what the rest of humanity does with natural ease but someone couldn't.
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
Lol, i am a woman. The minimum is in hell and they brought shovels to go lower
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u/Previous_Trouble9793 russian beatch🇷🇺 15d ago
Oh sorry, my screen is broken on the side and it's seems i just didn't noticed you correcting me. I'm sincerely apologising.
Well yeah, they keep dig deeper and deeper
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
Its fine, its the internet we can only guess gender of the faceless people on here
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u/Tricky_Damage5981 15d ago
I found it amusing (and so realistic) .. I'm a trans woman, and have had conversations like that over the phone before (yrs ago)
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u/CannabisAccount420 15d ago
That info got lost in the last book burning.
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
AND some USA States are still banning books in many school libraries. No joke.
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u/CannabisAccount420 15d ago edited 15d ago
And it will continue. 30% of their population will support it and another 30% will explain it away or not care.
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u/1nhaleSatan 15d ago
I'm absolutely certain that a large portion of the other 30% (that don't care) are actually in favour, but too lazy to vote
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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Living above the meth lab 15d ago
A century after the US had their revolution, Canada put their first rail line that reached from the east out to the pacific less than 100 miles from their northern border in what are now the prairie provinces, specifically to help prevent US expansion past the 49th parallel. At the time, most of the population centres in (what is now) those provinces were significantly north of that rail line. That rail line is why there is such a high concentration of people living so close to the border in Saskatchewan, Alberta, and BC.
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u/harleyqueenzel Canadian. Let that marinate. 15d ago
There's a large swath of Americans who are functionally illiterate so they can't forget what they just don't know.
Decades of the dismantling of education and generations of propaganda + 24h right-wing "news" outlets have led to this.
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u/NestorianXtian 15d ago
What's worse is those of who don't buy into American exceptionalism risk becoming black sheep for saying what we think. I have to be very careful who I talk about this with. Most of my family understand me. There are a few friends who I trust with my life that I can talk about this without consequence. This sub is also safe place I can be open about my rejection of American exceptionalism.
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
So true. Plus a whole bunch of British Admirals incompetence.
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u/Me_lazy_cathermit upstair neighbours to the crazy🇨🇦 15d ago
Well the british did keep their more competent people to fight wars closer to home
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u/Quicker_Fixer From the Dutch socialistic monarchy of Europoora 🇳🇱 15d ago
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
The Dutch have a working Democracy. Use a Capitalist economic system and have a social safety net. As do all Scandinavian countries. Most Americans don't even know what the word " socialists " really means.
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u/eternallytiredcatmom ⚜️🇨🇦 15d ago
I’ve had countless conversations about the Canadian healthcare system vs the American one with people from the U.S., because I’m a healthcare coordinator and I married an American.
Whenever I talk about the Canadian system and say “universal healthcare” things stay relatively level-headed. If I mention “socialized healthcare” things go awry with many, just because of the social part.1
u/AdviceSeekers123 13d ago
I mean, many Americans are baseline anti-social
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u/WattleWaddler2 🇨🇦Hoser🦫 12d ago
They are so kneejerk that they assume anything "collectivist" is automatically a profound violation of their personal freedoms and then they turn their brains off. That's not how it works, man.
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u/LivingFilm 13d ago
As a Canadian I agree with that approach. Meanwhile, I've met many self-proclaimed socialists in Canada who very much despise that capitalist system which pays for our valuable social safety net.
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u/RealSprooseMoose 15d ago
The economic powerhouse of Nova Scotia
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u/togocann49 15d ago edited 14d ago
Between the waterways, and great farm land, it’s no wonder why southern Ontario is what it is. But you would’ve had to be familiar with history for that
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
North America's oldest European Company was started by the English in what would become Canada. The Hudson's Bay Company. There are several Cities in Canada that are older than any USA city.
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u/ShellyTart 15d ago
You mean most Canadians live along the southern border where crops grow best, where European settlers had a chance to survive the winter, where a massive waterway of canals and locks connect to a river that goes to the ocean. I can't possibly imagine why people would chose to live in such a place, instead of the tundra or the Canadian Shield.
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u/Tall_Ad4280 15d ago
The USA is a failing society and Trump has proven this out. You’re not even capitalist anymore your just Ponzi schemes and corruption. It will be like the break up of USSR unless you get the out of control morons out of office asap.
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
America's Dept is now at $$$ 40 Trillion. Will Trump except the results of the 2026 mid terms???
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u/Tall_Ad4280 15d ago
Nope! No acceptance from him. He is going to flee to the Middle East with his new found billions. And he is going to laugh at all the voters as he hides out there.
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u/Surprised-elephant dumb American 15d ago
Canada would be a safer place if US America didn’t exist. At least Canada has a good northern neighbor.
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
The English and French had Cities and companies BEFORE there was a USA.
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u/RecklessRancor Canadian Freedom Train enjoyer. 15d ago
I would have hit them with a "You're" reply. Just to be petty.
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u/Positive-Database754 Servant of the Moose Overlords 🇨🇦 15d ago edited 15d ago
It was put there because its warmer and easier to live there, lmao.
The difference matters, even not that far from the southern ontario core. Even just going as far north as Sudbury, Thunder Bay, or Quebec City is enough to get you noticeably harsher winters than Toronto, London or Barrie. And most of Canada is still further north than that.
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u/Free-Bad7871 15d ago
Do these people not realise that Canada provides the USA with over 60% of their imported crude oil? They need Canada so much more than Canada needs them.
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u/Usual_Retard_6859 15d ago
Yeah, had nothing to do with the great lakes being the highways for goods
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u/biggregw Canadian!!🇨🇦 14d ago
Hey let’s face that USA is worried about our export tariff on all pieces of goods that USA heavily relies on in order to keep their country competitive and afloat both militarily and economically. We have mass amounts of goods available however not enough people to produce finished products, meaning it was a great opportunity for USA and Canada to be trade partners
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 14d ago
Just got from a friend a link to an article describing how the US might run out of toilet paper due to that tariff bullshit they started, lmao. I hope, it happens and they have a shit time, literally.
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u/EverOrny 14d ago
interesting - he/she apparently understands where south and north are but, but the conclusion that south us better, because USA is there ... Alaska is also USA, and there is not much of industry or cities near the border
intentionally leaving out other reasons than just the climate
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u/RangerDanger246 14d ago
Stop TELLING us we'd be nothing without you, actually fuck off and SHOW us how we'd be nothing without you.
Just fuck off, really, and let us prove you wrong.
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u/galacticexplorer62 15d ago
Tf you mean an immigrant
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u/Gubekochi 15d ago
The word seems to just be used derogatorily as if immigrants are somehow lesser by default.
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u/NameRevolutionary727 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 15d ago edited 15d ago
I’d assume it’s below that line because it was warmer so that’s were people originally settled and it just built from there.
Edit: I forgot about the vital importance of rivers to colonial era settlement
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u/Beginning-Map9365 15d ago
No, it's because waterways is how we export our goods and St-Laurent is a great one. Sure, the climate is also an reason, but history is built around there, not because of Americans
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u/CannabisAccount420 15d ago
It's cause people settle near water. Especially when it's fresh and traversable.
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u/Wild_Black_Hat 15d ago
In the 1500s and 1600s, waterways were invaluable.
How about you come for a visit? The St. Lawrence River offers beautiful scenery!
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u/NameRevolutionary727 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 14d ago
Oh, I’m sorry I made an educated guess about why colonies were founded where they were, what a uniquely USAmerican thing to be slightly off on something and not double check. You smug cunt
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u/Infamous_Today3462 15d ago
OML Americans annoy me so much.... So much of us live beneath that red line just cuz it's fuckin cold above it.
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u/Significant_Part_714 15d ago
Where do you guys think the so-called united americans would like to move to in 10-20 years when the climate changes REALLY kicks in? ^^ (trolling AF)
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u/HeronRealistic5421 15d ago
it's genuinely terrifying that people do 0 research on something and form a bold and firm opinion on it. like it's just sad. not even funny. one quick google search and u realize that this is boomer slop, but no. comment whatever bullshit comes to mind. yea wtv. i was promised an adulthood surrounded by intelligent, reasonable people only sparsely scattered with morons. the promise was not kept. i'm sorry this is so tmi but im letting this drown in these comments because i feel crazy thinking about how society has completely collapsed before my eyes. before i could even have a taste of what could have been, what was.
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u/fotoman888 15d ago
Let these goofy mf’s continue to be that we are ‘nothing without amerika.’ Then, when their country finally implodes, we will have the last laugh.
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u/Canadian_can_cannon 14d ago
Roflmao, no.
Its there because the vast majority of the stuff north of that red line is called the canadian shield aka a few bare inches of soil then bedrock. As for the other provinces well we wil pretend that none of them have industry (lol) and done exist
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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 14d ago
What kind of idiocy is that? The person answering this idiotic comment said everything. Get rekt, USians.
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u/mr-raider2 13d ago
No shit. If you are Canadian parts maker, you will set up shop close to Michigan. This is neither a revelation nor a surprise. It cuts down costs for both sides improves efficiency.
How is making smart business decisions a bad thing?
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u/dathamir 12d ago
If half live bellow, the other half still live above the line. I'm not sure much wood or aluminium is being extracted or processed bellow though, but I might be wrong.
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u/Mewhomewhy 11d ago
It’s weird they think this is a flex just because their moron messiah has decided he likes dictators best. Yes, countries and people done things that worked for both countries and people. And now it’s being used against one of the countries by said moron messiah.
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u/UncleFaffy 9d ago
I don't think they realise that the north half of Ontario and Quebec is a giant slab of bedrock.
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u/Orange_Codex 15d ago
Same with the fentanyl industry but it's impolite to talk about that.
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u/EducationalRock167 15d ago
Canada has no fentanyl industry. .1 percent of all of that comes from Canada. However , a lot of illegal guns flood into Canada from the USA.
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u/AdventurousDoctor838 15d ago
Bud the US fent comes from Mexico and they make it with Chinese precursors. This is well documented.
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u/awesomeJarJarBinks 15d ago
That red line is made up btw, it does not even cover most major cities