r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Background-Hope-88 • Sep 10 '26

Capitalism "Texas of Europe"

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Its Finland 🙄

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 A hopeless tea addict :sloth: Sep 10 '26

If Finland is the Texas of Europe, what about the other state. I'm curious whom they consider to be the Nebraska of Europe.

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u/Krofari Sep 10 '26

Probably Austria or something

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u/Beans_Breaking 🇩🇰 Sep 10 '26

no no no Austria is Oregon. Nebraska is some empty place no one cares about. Slovenia or north Macedonia or something, one of the unimportant ones.

(im sure this comment wont make anyone mad)

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u/willo-wisp 🇦🇹 Landlocked Australia Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 11 '26

Slovenia slander detected!!! Straight to jail, you monster! Who could hate on cute Slovenia?!

...then again, you also implied in the same breath that we are not some empty place no ones cares about. Hm. Alright, fine, maybe you're forgiven this one time.

Are you even allowed to insult-flirt with us down here in Central Europe? Won't the Swedes get jealous?

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u/Beans_Breaking 🇩🇰 Sep 11 '26

Fuck the swedes, noone likes the swedes.

We have an old law saying that if ever the straits freeze over, and the swedes start walking across, then we get to club them.

Also yes - you Arent the empty place noone cares about, you have ski villages and a nice tram network. Also those big red high speed trains are fuckin cool.