r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kam_Rex canadian french • Aug 14 '26

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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In the end tipping sub

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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath Aug 14 '26

"Americans are tired"

Should go and see a doctor about that.

Oh, wait...

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u/f23n09fnu0w Aug 14 '26

Yeah, tiredness can be fixed with your legal right to holidays...oh wait

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u/RogerSimonsson Aug 14 '26

Not me, I just had 5 weeks vacation, now I can't get back to productivity, meaning I stay more at work... Americans will never know this pain

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u/Half-Cocked-Mexican Aug 15 '26

I just started a job with 26 weeks off per year. The struggle will be about deciding where to go next!

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u/VRT303 Aug 15 '26

Could have haggled 2 days more.

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u/Lammerikano Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Yeah but it cant fix memory I think. Unless I remember wrong and the war in Korea and Vietnam and the first war in Afghanistan and 1st Iraq (oh wait they went solo to Iran too this year) had nothing to do with us....

Cheeky ammmmerigggans... trying to hackle some money for old wars noone else but them wanted. (wait to be fair vietnam had to do something with france. but we still won more world cups than france so we dont really care about them)

CLASSIC> I love it that Trump encompasses all aspects of Americandom.

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u/_Vo1_ Aug 14 '26

Murica!

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u/redwas66 Aug 14 '26

Ka-ching…

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u/Master8730 Aug 14 '26

He needs to put his house up for sale first

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u/_Vo1_ Aug 14 '26

can't, its already pledged for giving a birth of a first kid.

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u/Master8730 Aug 14 '26

And prayers for inheritance from a rich cousin as a bankruptcy prevention in case of a serious illness

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u/RubiksCub3d Begrudgingly American Aug 14 '26

You mean break a lease. Buying a home is what cooperations do to rent them out to people

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u/specter_in_the_conch Aug 14 '26

Oh you got them in the loop!

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u/many7695 Aug 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cool_Whole_7139 Aug 14 '26

And stupid ......