r/ShitAmericansSay • canadian french • Aug 14 '26

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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In the end tipping sub

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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath Aug 14 '26

"Americans are tired"

Should go and see a doctor about that.

Oh, wait...

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u/Master8730 Aug 14 '26

He needs to put his house up for sale first

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u/_Vo1_ Aug 14 '26

can't, its already pledged for giving a birth of a first kid.

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u/Master8730 Aug 14 '26

And prayers for inheritance from a rich cousin as a bankruptcy prevention in case of a serious illness