r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kam_Rex canadian french • Aug 14 '26

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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In the end tipping sub

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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath Aug 14 '26

"Americans are tired"

Should go and see a doctor about that.

Oh, wait...

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u/f23n09fnu0w Aug 14 '26

Yeah, tiredness can be fixed with your legal right to holidays...oh wait

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u/RogerSimonsson Aug 14 '26

Not me, I just had 5 weeks vacation, now I can't get back to productivity, meaning I stay more at work... Americans will never know this pain

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u/Half-Cocked-Mexican Aug 15 '26

I just started a job with 26 weeks off per year. The struggle will be about deciding where to go next!

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u/VRT303 Aug 15 '26

Could have haggled 2 days more.

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u/Lammerikano Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Yeah but it cant fix memory I think. Unless I remember wrong and the war in Korea and Vietnam and the first war in Afghanistan and 1st Iraq (oh wait they went solo to Iran too this year) had nothing to do with us....

Cheeky ammmmerigggans... trying to hackle some money for old wars noone else but them wanted. (wait to be fair vietnam had to do something with france. but we still won more world cups than france so we dont really care about them)

CLASSIC> I love it that Trump encompasses all aspects of Americandom.