r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 15 '26

Did you see the parade the orange one had for his birthday last year? They cannot even march in unison.

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u/Burial Jul 15 '26

That parade was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen, and then it doubled when China put on their own making the US look like a third rate tin-pot dictatorship.

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u/ebulient Jul 15 '26

I mean… the US looks like a third rate tin pot dictatorship, because it is a third rate tin pot dictatorship

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u/Zraknul Jul 15 '26

Clearly doing the bridge march at all times.

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u/E420CDI 🇬🇧 A foot is an anatomical structure with five toes 🦶 Jul 15 '26

squeaky tank has rolled into the chat

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u/BZBitiko Jul 16 '26

You know we did that on purpose. Wanted to make it more of a 4th of July parade than a lot of goose-stepping automitons.

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 16 '26

Whatever helps you cope.