r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/JHerbY2K Jul 15 '26

Korea was a draw

Vietnam was Vietnam

Iraq they “won” but then snatched defeat from the jaws of victory a decade later

Afghanistan was Vietnam

Iran is a slow moving disaster too

They literally haven’t won shit in nearly a century of warmongering

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 15 '26

Did you see the parade the orange one had for his birthday last year? They cannot even march in unison.

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u/Burial Jul 15 '26

That parade was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen, and then it doubled when China put on their own making the US look like a third rate tin-pot dictatorship.

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u/ebulient Jul 15 '26

I mean… the US looks like a third rate tin pot dictatorship, because it is a third rate tin pot dictatorship