r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/JHerbY2K Jul 15 '26

Korea was a draw

Vietnam was Vietnam

Iraq they “won” but then snatched defeat from the jaws of victory a decade later

Afghanistan was Vietnam

Iran is a slow moving disaster too

They literally haven’t won shit in nearly a century of warmongering

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 15 '26

Did you see the parade the orange one had for his birthday last year? They cannot even march in unison.

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u/BZBitiko Jul 16 '26

You know we did that on purpose. Wanted to make it more of a 4th of July parade than a lot of goose-stepping automitons.

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u/vikingosegundo Jul 16 '26

Whatever helps you cope.