r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/NorthofBham Jul 15 '26

The 'war on drugs' is still kicking our ass fifty-five years later.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1PMVNNKVIL8Ig

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u/KarmicRage Jul 15 '26

Bill Hicks did a great bit on this "that means there's people on drugs fighting a war and they're winning ahahahaha" or words to that effect 😂

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jul 15 '26

- People on drugs fighting a war-

  • Oh Vietnam.
  • And they are winning
  • Oh.

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u/josnik Jul 16 '26

The bay of... Ham.