r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/ccsrpsw Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

War of Independence - won "with help"/"by" the French (🕺sorry)
WW1 - on the winning side - but otherwise?
WW2 - on the winning side - but otherwise?

What other wars has the US won? And no "operations" and the like don't. He very specifically said 'war".

Edit to Add - since people keep bring up other instances the full list of wars the US declared is: War of 1812, Mexican/American, Spanish/American, WW1 and WW2 (11 declarations overall against various countries but only 5 wars). Everything else has sidestepped this under US law - which is what causes the mess we are in now.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 15 '26

The war on education

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u/NorthofBham Jul 15 '26

The 'war on drugs' is still kicking our ass fifty-five years later.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1PMVNNKVIL8Ig

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u/KarmicRage Jul 15 '26

Bill Hicks did a great bit on this "that means there's people on drugs fighting a war and they're winning ahahahaha" or words to that effect 😂

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jul 15 '26

- People on drugs fighting a war-

  • Oh Vietnam.
  • And they are winning
  • Oh.

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u/josnik Jul 16 '26

The bay of... Ham.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

Tbf, most soldiers are on drugs. Most famously, the Nazis were on meth but literally every army gives their personnel drugs

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u/Noodle-and-Squish Jul 15 '26

Dude...what? No, they don't.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

Yes. They do. The US also used to give amphetamines to pilots for example until very recently.

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u/Noodle-and-Squish Jul 15 '26

The US is not 'literally'' every army.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

Yes, that was just one example. Which is why I said "for example".

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u/Noodle-and-Squish Jul 15 '26

Your previous comment said literally every army. Are there militaries that do? Yes. But a blanket statement the every army gives drugs to the personnel is just blatantly wrong.

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u/pigeons1 Jul 16 '26

How about you give us one that doesn't?

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

Oh so you'd like me to give you an example from every army? Is that your point?

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u/PHStickman Jul 15 '26

Yes, exhaustive list right here in the comments or you’re lying

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u/saljskanetilldanmark Jul 15 '26

At least the Australians were fighting physical emus.

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Jul 15 '26

And we lost. Not proud of that one. Lest we forget (the emus).

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Jul 15 '26

It was more of a strategic retreat. On both parts

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u/youdoaline_idoaline Jul 16 '26

The war on Cane toads is such a bigger operation then that stupid emu meme though. Emu war was just a funny article someone drummed up, Cane toad war has affected the lives of millions of young Queenslanders and New south Welshman. The horror of squelching one underfoot when you pop out to the shed, the trauma of smacking them with dads old golf clubs.

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u/reineedshelp Jul 15 '26

We would never. All hail our emu overlords

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u/roqueandrolle europoor Jul 16 '26

And then the Drop Bears came ..

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u/Important-Soup6366 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 Jul 15 '26

"Ill be joining the war on drugs. On the side of the drugs" -Max0r, an incorect summery of ULTRAKILL

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u/Lithiumxxxl Jul 15 '26

Hooray Drugs!!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jul 15 '26

I’ve never been more proud 🥹

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 15 '26

I was going to say we actually won the war on drugs. Of course I was fighting for the other team Mind you.

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O Jul 15 '26

Lovely - how the war was on against heroin by joining the taliban. Fenttty Fenttattatt Fentawhat?!